Read it out in plain sight, and read it out...... It's embarrassing! It's embarrassing......

Just watch it, and read it?

Just read it, the question is, how do you pronounce some passages? For example, when someone starts shouting all kinds of nonsense......

Is this special, do you want to imitate it? It's so embarrassing, right?

"Call, shopkeeper, why don't you call?"

"That's right, shopkeeper, you have to call it, if you don't call it, it's boring!"

"Yes, you called, it sounds good, let's order at least one more dish each, if not, hum...... I won't be here again!"

"Yes, shopkeeper, you have to scream, or else...... Hey, hey, hey......"

Everyone spoke, and even the method of threat was used, and the shopkeeper was completely crying without tears......

Who am I provoking here?

Why are you 'thugs' so?

Now, what am I going to do?

When I was entangled, I suddenly heard them say that no one would order at least one more dish, and the shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and then turned up.

"Ahem......"

She touched her nose and just wanted to say something...... Is there any such good thing? I will take as many as I want!

Of course, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, whether you have money or not, the main thing is that you like to follow the ...... in the book.

"Hmm...... Well...... Ahh......h

She opened her mouth lightly, and an extremely seductive voice came out of this mouth, and the diners present were instantly excited!

"Yes, yes, that's how it feels, that's right!"

"Hahaha, I knew that once I called out, it must be very comfortable!"

"Since you can still call it like that??? it's amazing! When you go back, you must try it......"

......

After a long time, a long time, the shopkeeper finally found an opportunity to get rid of them and come to the back kitchen......

It was only then that she realized that she had ...... Covered in sweat, at the same time, very excited, very excited!

"Phew, what kind of hell is it, what kind of book can write these things, it's really ...... It's just too much!"

She scolded for a while, so that many shopkeepers didn't dare to say anything......

But not mostly, the shopkeeper said: "You, go and help me buy a book of intimacy heaven and come back! If you can't buy it, I'll peel your skin!"

Shopkeeper 2: "......"

Didn't you scold so much just now???

This change of face is so much faster than turning a book??

I want to cry without tears!

The shopkeeper could only run to buy a book, but it was not enough, so she also paid more attention and decided to buy a copy for herself!

After all...... Ahem, cough, she also eavesdropped on it for a while, the story...... It's really hard to be calm......

......

In this way, the intimate heaven spreads rapidly and becomes extremely popular at an extremely astonishing speed!

Even, not only the people of the Tang Dynasty, but also the businessmen of other countries have also discovered the existence of an intimate paradise!

This thing, it's so ...... Awesome, okay!?

There are very few people who can refuse, especially after reading a few of these stories......

In any case, unless there is no such condition, who doesn't want to buy a copy and treasure it?

Even, many businessmen are ready......

Tomorrow, wait for tomorrow, as soon as the goods of the intimate heaven are replenished, I will immediately rush to buy them!

What are you doing to buy it? Of course, you have to take it back to your own country and sell it!

This makes it clear that you can make a lot of money with a change of hands, who wouldn't want to do it?

......

Three days!

In just three days, the intimacy heaven directly set off a storm in the entire Chang'an!

Who doesn't know, who doesn't want to buy?

But...... Due to the problem of production capacity, many people can't buy it, and they can't grab it!

Intimate paradise, a book is hard to find!

Even, it is said that General Huo did not rush to buy the intimate paradise for three consecutive days, and on the afternoon of the third day, he directly mentioned that he had killed the department, and shamelessly snatched more than a dozen books that had just been printed......

This matter, for a long time afterward, was reduced to a joke.

Putting this matter aside, Lin Zifan was even approached by a completely unimaginable person, and forcibly took a book of intimacy heaven.

Well......

This man is ...... Mother Lin, that is, Lin Zifan's wife.

Lin Zifan: "......"

Looking at the back of his wife leaving satisfied, Lin Zifan couldn't cry or laugh.

"My mother, I know that intimacy heaven will definitely be on fire, but ...... How did it get like this? It's a bit excessive, isn't it?"

Today is the first time I have come, but the reason for coming is to make love to heaven!

Who is going to reason with this?

At this moment, a red-clothed figure hurriedly came, and without looking too much, Lin Zifan knew that it must be the empress who had arrived!

After all, in the palace, the empress is the only one who dares to wear a red dress......

"Where's your affectionate heaven, give me a few copies!"

Before the empress arrived, the voice had already come.

Lin Zifan: "????"

"Your Majesty, what are you going to do with Heaven? Isn't the minister's handwritten book already treasured by you?"

"You think I'm going to ???"

The empress rolled her eyes: "Why do I want so many intimate heavens? Isn't it because your intimate paradise is too hot now, and it is difficult to find a book, and you can't buy it with money?"

"Originally, almost none of the ministers of the DPRK and China bought it, so forget it, everyone doesn't have it, there is nothing to say!"

"But General Huo's goods, I don't know where to get a copy, I ran to find the national teacher and the six books to show off their ......"

"It's good now!"

"The six Shangshu and the national teacher came directly to me together!"

"I know that the Intimacy Heaven is from the hands of the department, and I know that you made it, so I want it all!"

"They asked me for it, of course I didn't want to agree, but they actually stayed in Qifeng Pavilion and didn't leave!

"Don't say so much, bring it to Intimacy Heaven, they're too annoying, you know?"

Lin Zifan: "('?w?′)......"

"This ...... The minister can be imagined completely. ”

Lin Zifan wiped his cold sweat, mom!

I'm now being forced to ask for a little yellow book by a group of first-class or even super-first-class ministers of the DPRK and China, do you believe it?

Even, if they didn't want it, they went directly to the empress, just to get the little yellow book in advance!

But Lin Zifan also understood......

If there was no '-stirring stick' of General Huo Da to show off, the national teacher and the six Shangshu would definitely not do this.

Obviously, it was General Huo who forced them to be anxious, so he directly lost his face and came to the empress to ask for a book!

But......

"Your Majesty!"

Lin Zifan instantly 'screamed' and was hoarse!