When I opened my eyes, the sun was so warm.

"What's the situation? Am I not unemployed, and then in the snowy night in the north, I hold the second pot head, and proudly indulge in the slippery ......"

And then ...... I was so excited that I was kissed by the car...... None of them are dead?"

“...... Even if I'm alive, the car that crashed into me is too awesome, right? Knocked me out of the cold night in the north and into the sun in the south?"

Zhuang Feng's face was full of confusion, and he thought about it in his heart.

At this time, a big beauty was pressing on his chest again and again, with a sense of rhythm, and the strength of his hands was also in place, and the pedicure must be a good hand.

"Hit the big luck? If you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future, and if you have a car accident, you will give away a sunny tour in the south, and you will increase health care?"

has been single for twenty-five years, and this is the first time Zhuang Feng has had intimate contact with a woman, although it is just the other party's hand pressing his chest, but this feeling is enough to make him numb.

"Comfortable!"

Never doubt the sensitivity of an old virgin, it's really beyond imagination.

"This should be CPR, right? Then she must not find out that I am awake, maybe for a while...... Hehe, she's going to take artificial breaths......"

"It doesn't matter if you're dead or alive...... Beauty, don't stop, wait for you to kiss me!"

Close your eyes!

"It's coming, it's coming... What do you want... Haha, she's going to kiss me?"

I feel the warm sunlight being blocked, and the corners of my lips are instantly moist and full of touch.

"Isn't this mouth a little too big? Why is it still fluffy, the beauty has a long beard? I didn't see it just now. ”

"What the hell does it smell like bamboo?"

"Damn! I'm not a balloon, be careful, don't up!"

After this mouthful of "artificial respiration", Zhuang Feng felt the rhythm of chrysanthemums, and the lung capacity of the beauty was really amazing.

Hurriedly opened his eyes, Zhuang Feng suddenly stood up with a rolling belt ...... ran away.

"Where did you come from? Don't sell cuteness at the zoo, come here to grab a kiss? No wonder a mouthful of hair smells of bamboo......"

Where is the beauty I saw just now, it turned out to be a panda.

The six eyes and three faces are all confused, and the atmosphere is weird!

Beach, sea breeze, beauty, panda ...... In this situation, Zhuang Feng almost went crazy.

"You finally woke up, just now I checked your weak pulse, I thought you couldn't hold on, but I didn't expect you to miraculously come back to life, it's amazing!"

"But, this son, I don't feel that you have the foundation of martial arts... In other words, you are not a warrior... ...... you hurt so badly?"

Lin Yu'er was very curious, and wondered how the man in front of her began to jump around again from the brink of death, and without warning.

"This must be a dream!"

"I should have been knocked and hung up, God took pity on me as a virgin, favored me, rewarded me with a dream, this is for me to be a beauty, let me enjoy the rhythm when I am dying! But what does a panda do?

Zhuang Feng thought like this, and interrupted Lin Yu'er with a raised hand, but he couldn't listen to the other party's words at all.

"No matter, let's finish the indescribable things first! As for the panda, wait and eat it roasted! It must be crunchy!"

"Beauty, let's have a fight, hehe!"

"What is the posture of his hands, why does he feel improper?" Lin Yu'er looked different and muttered, "What are you going to do?"

"What? hey, hey, you say that? Of course you do... You... Laa...... Otherwise, I can still a panda?......"

"Bang Bang!"

"Damn! it hurts!"

Zhuang Feng came to Lin Yu'er's side, and his outstretched hands went towards Lin Yu'er's chest like radar.

Before it could be touched, the panda was furious, three punches and two kicks, and Zhuang Feng flew.

"Nima, it's still a kung fu panda! This dream is so special, give me a beautiful woman and don't let me play, what does this mean?"

"God, I beg you to take the panda, it is not quiet to be a witness, it actually beat me, woo!"

There are too many dramas in Zhuang Feng now, he still thinks it's a dream, but the pain is too real, and the idea of thinking it's a dream is about to be disintegrated, and it's all played like this in TV series, and pain is not a dream.

"Pervert, I saved you, you want to despise me, no wonder someone would beat you like this and throw you into the sea... Turns out you're a rascal... Yuanyuan, follow me, teach him a lesson!"

Lin Yu'er flew onto the panda's back at once, and then the panda ran wildly towards Zhuang Feng.

“WTF？”

"Beauty, I can go to school, but can I forget the lesson?"

"Isn't this my dream? Why don't you follow my routine?

Zhuang Feng hurriedly ran, running faster and faster, Lin Yu'er behind him couldn't catch up with the panda at all, well, he couldn't catch up, but it seemed that he couldn't catch up for a while.

Seeing that there were a few times, the panda's big paws were about to hook Zhuang Feng's clothes, Zhuang Feng shouted in fright: "Beauty, don't chase it, you are amazing, I can't afford to be A?"

"I can't reach out lightly, and I dare to speak...... I actually said that I was right to A, which eye did you see that I was right to A? The old lady is obviously right to C, you are right to A, and your whole family is right to A!"

"Well, you're right C, are you in the palm of your hand? I'm blind, my whole family is right A, no, no, no, my whole family is an airport ......"

In the process of running, Zhuang Feng felt a different change in his consciousness, and a machine sound sounded in his head.

"Ding! system reminder: Welcome to Earth-like, pretend to force the upgrade system to open the successful ......"

"Host: Zhuang Feng (illegitimate son of Zhuang Haoyin, chairman of Zhuang's International Group)

Comprehensive introduction: male, height 183CM, age 25 years old, weight 65KG.

Brawn: 0

Pretend Forcing Value: 0

Exercises: None

Occupation: None

System Marketplace: Inactive

Commodities obtained: None

......”

"Pretending to be a forced upgrade system? What a domineering name! Fortunately, Lao Tzu has read a lot of novels. ”

"It seems that I am not dead, I have crossed over!"

"That's so cool.,I have a system, who am I'm afraid of.,The protagonist's halo goldfinger.,Hehe! I'm going to take off!"

......

"Ding! System Reminder: Be Careful!"

"Oops, stinky panda, pay attention to quality!"

Zhuang Feng was caught by the panda, and he was pressed to the ground and rubbed wildly.

"Stinky rascal, do you still want to scare me?" Lin Yu'er frowned and put on a victor's posture.

Zhuang Feng was in a halo perspective, and Lin Yu'er's beauty made him a little unable to extricate himself.

"Yes!"

"Still think, stinky rascal, you're still drooling? It's disgusting, round, give him some color. ”

"Bang bang bang!"

"Damn, the panda has become a sperm, does anyone care?"

Zhuang Feng was beaten with gold stars in his eyes, "Beauty, are you asking something wrong? You ask me if I want to, of course I have to say that I think about it, you are so beautiful, if I say I don't want to, then I'm not lying, my mother told me since I was a child that I can't lie......"

"Huh, it seems to make sense!"

Lin Yu'er stopped the spirit pet panda, and asked Zhuang Feng who was lying on the ground in a different way: "Don't be poor with me, don't think that I won't teach you a lesson if I say I'm beautiful, now I ask you again, do you dare to belittle me?"

"I ......"

Zhuang Feng didn't dare to answer for a while, because at this time, he remembered the machine sound in his head.

"Ding! system reminder: The task begins, please save the day under the suppression of the beauty......"

After listening to the machine sound in his head, Zhuang Feng immediately got to the point, but now if he wants to turn the danger into a disaster, I'm afraid it will not be so easy.

"What can I do?"

Zhuang Feng smiled and had an idea, slowly stood up from the ground, and said respectfully: "Beauty, don't be angry, I think there may be a little misunderstanding between us...... Oh yes, thank you for saving me...... I ......"

"Where did you get so much nonsense? Answer my question right away, I ask you, do you dare?"

"I ...... Hey...... Of course I don't dare!"

Zhuang Feng smiled evilly, the way to turn the danger into a disaster was at his fingertips, unbuttoned his trouser belt, and retreated to Xiao Nene, at this moment, no one is more swaying than Zhuang Feng, yes, only Zhuang Feng is the most swaying......

"Ahh

Lin Yu'er shouted like eating a cockroach, and her pride instantly turned into a flower.

Don't dare to look, don't dare to look...... But what the hell is fingers apart?

Maybe Lin Yu'er was still struggling on the edge of whether to look at it, but her spirit pet panda Yuanyuan was not interested in Zhuang Feng's trick at all, and stretched out her hand and ran to Zhuang Feng's little brother, and the corners of her mouth were already drooling.

"Damn, stinky panda, this isn't bamboo......"

Zhuang Feng was so frightened that he immediately ran wildly, he didn't want to be made a eunuch by a national treasure.

Seeing this, Panda Yuanyuan was about to catch up, but was stopped by Lin Yu'er.

"Tsk!

Yuanyuan shouted, Lin Yu'er naturally understood what it meant, and said comfortingly: "Don't look at it, it's not a small circle, it's an unclean thing, let's go back." ”

It turned out that Yuanyuan did not regard Zhuang Feng's little brother as a tender bamboo, but as a small circle of his newborn child.

It seems that Yuanyuan is a scholar in the panda world, and he is obviously short-sighted.