Chapter 276: Selling Toilet Paper All Over the Mountain

Yun Pianran and Qihu tentatively got a green vegetable leaf with chopsticks and put it in their mouths, and then their faces suddenly showed joy.

Miao Qing'er was right, this thing didn't look good, but it tasted very good, not much worse than the taste they ate last time.

And as soon as the green vegetables entered their stomachs, a wave of Xuanli Xuanqi was released, which couldn't help but make the two of them pick up chopsticks and eat them wildly.

"You two slow down, and leave me a little too!" Miao Qing'er also joined in with dishes and chopsticks.

In just a few minutes, these plates were at the bottom, and they were smooth and slippery, cleaner than a dog had licked.

Qihoo burped in satisfaction: "It tastes really good, I now feel that the mysterious power in the meridians is beginning to emanate, and I am going to start cultivating!"

Miao Qing'er nodded: "We had dinner over there, that's it, just sit cross-legged and start cultivating." ”

"Oops, why do I feel a little pain in my stomach!" Yun Pianran had just sat down cross-legged when he felt a tumbling river in his stomach.

Qihu and Miao Qing'er also frowned, because they also felt bursts of colic in their stomachs.

"Probably...... It may be that these dishes are all collected by me little by little, and some of them may be broken, so they will have a stomachache, don't worry, we are all cultivators, just endure it and pass!"

Yun Pianran and Qihu felt that what they said made sense, if nothing else, they just took the chicken and stewed mushrooms, what they ate was some minced meat, which looked like a pot of porridge, and it was normal to be a little unhygienic.

So I didn't think much about it, so I sat cross-legged and began to cultivate.

Fat Mountain in the distance scratched his head: "Boss, what did you add to them? It doesn't seem to have a big effect!"

Chi Huo showed a wicked smile: "You just wait to watch the show, they will definitely not last a few minutes!"

As Chi Huo said, Yun Pian, who had eaten the most and was the happiest just now, opened his eyes suddenly, and ran away, but before he could take two steps, he heard a slight muffled sound in his body.

"Poof......

This guy spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then fell to the ground, with a painful look on his face: "This meal is not normal, it seems that someone has poisoned it!" Yun Pianran said while struggling to get up and running into the distance.

"Big brother, what's wrong with him?" said Fat Mountain with some puzzlement.

"This guy was trying to break through just now, but because of diarrhea, he could only be forced to stop, and something went wrong when he was cultivating, and his cultivation was not improved, but he suffered internal injuries, he really deserved it!"

"Diarrhea, where did you let me mix laxatives?" Fat Shan thought about the purple and black flowers that Chi Huo gave him, and asked uncertainly.

"Well, the name of that flower is Xia Lihua, and it was carefully cultivated by me, so I guess they have received it!"

Back then, in the palace of the Great Xia Kingdom, the wine brewed by Chi Huo was given this flower by Su Yulan, but at the beginning, the flower was only a few decades old, and the power could make Su Mubai unable to get out of the toilet for three days.

And now the one that Chi Huo is using is ripe in the chaotic space, and the medicine is more than 10,000 years old, Chi Huo doesn't know how long they have to squat in the toilet before they come out.

"I can't do it either!" At this time, Qihoo also ran outside with his stomach covered and legs.

"I ...... It hurts!"

Fat Shan almost didn't laugh out loud, only to see him slap on the waist, and there was an extra pile of thick toilet paper in his hand: "Boss, it seems that you let me bring this to come in handy, I think they have to sell a piece of Xuanjing!"

"Not necessarily, what if that guy likes to use his hands?" Chi Huo quipped.

Fat Shan's face showed a touch of fierceness: "Big brother, this is the outer mountain, do we want to ......" said and made a movement to wipe his neck.

According to Chi Huo's character, these people always come to trouble them, and if there is a chance, it is not impossible to destroy these three guys directly, but this is the Ethereal Immortal Sect.

If nothing else, whether it is the inner gate or the outer gate, there are formations arranged by the sect in every place, and it may not take long to find out after killing them.

After all, the qualifications of Yun Pianran and Qihu are not weak, if they die like this, they will definitely be investigated to the end, but it is obviously not okay to let them go like this.

Chi Huo patted his waist, and there was an extra small mysterious weapon in his hand: "It's not okay to kill them, but the bitterness still has to let them taste it!"

This mysterious weapon, Chi Huo also came unintentionally, the main role is to ingest people's souls, the souls are divided into three souls and six souls, detain one soul and one soul, although the person is fine, but as long as the soul and soul that are taken away are destroyed, then even if the person does not die, he will become a fool.

Of course, the better way is to do things in his divine soul, Chi Huo has experienced it twice, the first time is the Soul Locking Pill that Yu Linling gave him, and the other time is in the secret realm of Tiantong Ancestor, the forbidden god technique cast by the Li snake.

But Chi Huo doesn't know much about these spells now, so he can only use this simpler and cruder method.

Fat Shan pinched his nose and walked in front, Chi Huo followed behind with a smile, and saw Yun Pianran squatting in a large grass with a painful expression on his face from a distance.

"Big brother, this smell is a bit big, let's wait in the past!" Fat Mountain said.

Chi Huo threw the Xuanjing in his hand into a piece of Xuanjing and said, "This thing, just print it on the door of Yun Pianran's head, I'll leave it to you, this smell is really a bit spicy to the eyes!"

"Big brother...... This ......" Fat Shan pinched his nose and looked unwilling, but after thinking about it, he still took it: "Then I'll go sell toilet paper." ”

As he spoke, he walked over with his two thighs and threw it over: "Oh, isn't this Brother Pianran?

Yun Pianran was startled when he heard the voice, his legs were weak, and he almost didn't sit down, but fortunately, he reacted quickly enough to stabilize his body: "Why are you here...... You...... You must have been drugged!"

Fat Shan said with a blank face: "What kind of medicine?"

"I ......" Yun Pianran was speechless for a while, he couldn't say that he had diarrhea by stealing the food in Chihuo's store.

Fat Shan smiled: "Brother Pianran, I have a lot of toilet paper here, can you buy it?"

Yun Pianran had a black face, squatted in a pit by himself, and someone on the side was watching, and he still came to sell toilet paper and said angrily: "Lao Tzu doesn't sell it, get out of me!"

Fat Shan was not annoyed and shouted at the top of his voice: "Sell toilet paper, a piece of Xuanjing, is there any ...... for sale?"

His loud voice, the voice is not small, it can be described as a sonic boom, you can hear it from a long distance, I am afraid that this mountain of selling toilet paper will attract a lot of people in a while.

? The holiday is over, and you have to go to bed early and get up early in the future, and go to work well, so restore the state of the three watches, of course, you will add more in the future, and wait for the editor to arrange a big recommendation!

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