Ninety-five

Niu Gensheng dreamed that a muddy ball collapsed from a well, and the ball was full of elasticity, and it became as big as a Huba! Taiyi Zhenren said, you are a lotus root boy with three heads and six arms, that is, the waves are bigger and less! People are more crisp and wise! Li Jing, the king of Tota, said that I took the white blade empty-handed, but I gave birth to a rebel son and offended the king of the four seas, how can you smoke the dragon tendons of the third prince of the dragon king of the East China Sea! You have committed a heinous crime? The dragon king flooded Chentang Pass, and I, Li Jing, have no way to teach my son, and I have nothing to say?

Jiang Ziya saw that the fire-breathing boy was more fatherly than Jin Jian, and helped Nezha restore his true body? Nezha said: "Hot wheels, and the Qiankun circle, are my treasure!" Jiang Ziya called Lotus to comfort which Za Zazi! Dreams and life will be owned one by one? Be a man, learn to let go, and know how to make trade-offs!

Nezha said: "Some people say I'm a man, some people say I'm a woman, 100,000 bad jokes, and they also turn me into a seductive beauty to satisfy the lust of otaku! It's incredible! I'm obviously a man! I pretend to be a female Jiao'e? I can't get along with me! The legend of the god list has made my master Jiang Ziya fall into the curse of Daji's rebellion, and I have also suffered from Lei Zhenzi and the blue butterfly girl's electric bulbs? Since I was born, people have misunderstood me as a muddy ball boy! It's not majestic enough to be a general, I won't lose to the Monkey King, and I'm willing to be a good money boy, but how can it be reasonable to be ugly as neither a man nor a woman?"

Jiang Ziya shook his head and said: "You can be taught, both men and women worship you, which shows that you are many fans, unlike my white-haired old man!"

Nezha said: "I am the third prince of the Heavenly King of Tota, I am afraid that the son of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess has no family education and morality?"

Guanyin clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha! You two are the flesh of my heart, and you must emphasize cultivation as an immortal, and you must not make a fool of yourself and use force?

Nezha stopped and put his hands together and said, "Disciple listen to the teachings of Guanyin Bodhisattva!" The red boy also stopped laughing, and also folded his hands and said, "It would be nice if it was a woman! The good wealth boy sent a female fairy child, and a son and a girl made up a good word?" Guanyin said, what is the difficulty of this?

Niu Gensheng dreamed of this and shouted: "The earth is in danger! The old demon of the black wind and the Bull Demon King were scared, and Tang Seng said: "It's raining, it's raining, it's time to collect your shirt...... Wukong went to the front to take a look, what kind of sacredness is it, dare to be majestic in front of the Monkey King?"

If the Buddha came to the Buddha for thousands of miles, he said: "Why, the red boy must not be rude! This is the Tang Dynasty monk? Suddenly Tang Seng became a tiger! Suddenly Tang Seng stepped up to the sky and laughed!