143 Mermaids
Niu Gensheng never expected that he would be carried to the bottom of the sea by Wang Dazhui and Zhu Bajie in his dream to meet the mermaid princess, and the treasure fish and the turtle covered their mouths and snickered: "The lazy toad wants to eat swan meat!" Niu Gensheng said with a look of disdain! A beautiful L-fish is not a princess, and second, I am an upright person, and I am no longer a frog clan! A dragon laughed and said: "You are a cannibal! Hurry up! The fish clan is in trouble!" A group of man-eating barn fish laughed, and we called them piranhas! He was more accurate than the fish-eating people! Wang Da Hammer said: "Pig head handle, human head pig brain! The legend of the mermaid in the big fish and begonia is the same family of mermaids?"
Zhu Bajie said with an elephant trunk plugging a green onion, bastard, pigs and elephants are not of the same race! Is it my aunt that the whale has milk? The mermaid is my distant aunt! The mermaid princess smiled shyly and said, "I don't have menstruation, I'm pretty cool naked?" Niu Gensheng said: "Legend has it that the mermaid is half human and half fish, why don't the princess's upper body see two Fuji Mountains, and the curves of the lower body are not delicate and clear? I can't see the abalone forcing a line of sky, and I see that Ingres's oil painting "Spring" is much more beautiful than your golden section?"
A squid and a big octopus scolded: "You are not Luo Zhixiang's handsome guy, which green onion are you? Not Quan Zhilong, I advise you to go back and drink more ink?" After speaking, spray me with black water! The three-headed and six-armed little one picked up the squid and the big octopus and threw it down, turning the underwater Dragon Moon Palace upside down! The mermaid smiled at the city! The shrimp soldiers and crabs will rest the whole banner!
The dragon king said: "Shen Geese fall into the fish, close the moon and shame the flowers?" In fact, it refers to the white swan flying in the sky, Princess Lida and the mermaid princess in the sea and the beauty of the world, Xi Shi, the female ghost Asura ghost Gan Heliang, I have never seen it?"
The mermaid and the river mussels danced, and Marx cut off all his long beards! Guan Yu didn't sit still, but blushed with shame! Zhong Kui roared: "You two benevolent brothers and long beards, like flower demons and the four great talents of Jiangnan singing the first "Up and Down", the mermaids are scared and discolored, and the group of ugly old women who pick out their noses and feces come out to catch beautiful men and eat people's brains!
Niu Gensheng sighed and said: "The plan can never catch up with the changes, so withdraw it!" Just as he was about to leave, he was caught by Jiang Xiaoyu and took refuge in the toilet, when he suddenly saw Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang stuffing tissues in their noses and said: "It's windy and rainy out of the side, although it stinks here, but my life is safe for the time being, Yue Buqun's cold and fiery palm is not a joke?"
Niu Gensheng scolded loudly and said: "Your classmate pulled the line, and I was shocked to descend the dragon with eighteen palms? Are you still afraid of your ice and fire?" Before the words were finished, the dragon king froze my lower body into a snowman with ice cubes, and the upper body was burned by the holy child Samadhi True Fire! With a thousand hooks, the mermaid saved my life and kissed me into a big kun fish and flew straight to the Nine Heavens! At one moment, the wind made big waves, the tornado blew up the waves, the sand and rocks froze, the turbid waves emptied, and the sky was dark! The mermaid screamed sadly and lingered, and the water and sky were the same!
The blood-red sun on the horizon, I woke up in a dream on the golden beach, the mermaid sat at the end of the world and waved to me with strange stones, I approached to see that it was a mirage, a fantasy dream?