The next day, the students who were not picked by Xiao Zan were eaten by Greedy Dream and sent back.

Yun Xizi, Xi Xi, Sister Wei and Ice Cream also followed the car down the mountain, after all, Sister Wei's vacation was almost over.

"Wait for me at home, I'll look for you when I'm done with this time. Before Yun Xizi left, Xiao Zan hugged Yun Xizi and said.

"Well, don't be too tired. Yun Xizi stroked Xiao Zhan's face and said.

Zhang Wen's eyes were red again, and Lin Xiaoxiao had no choice but to pull her away.

"Weiwei, pay attention to your body, I'll go play with you when I have time. Sun Ting looked at Sister Wei reluctantly.

"Yes. "Sister Wei thought to herself, when you are free, I may not be free.

"Are you here for real?" After everyone left, Xiao Zan asked Sun Ting.

"Really, I'm true to every relationship!" Sun Ting said with a swear.

"She's a friend of Heeko's. Xiao Zan only said that, and then turned to leave.

It was supposed to go to its bad place and keep its essence, but when it came to Xiao Zhan's apprenticeship, it became the second best thing - to find the less bad ones in a pile of rotten apples.

Lin Xiaoxiao, Wang Lei, Chen Xiao, Zhang Wen, the four of them looked at Xiao Zan with anticipation, if they knew Xiao Zan what he really thought in his heart, they would probably burst into tears.

Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and at the same time, it is also a good time for all demons to haunt you.

Last year, there were relatively sensational incidents such as the peach tree essence change, the snake demon infested, and the ancient tree demon, although there were some other incidents caused by the little demon, but due to Xiao Zhan's lack of skills, he could only deal with some more serious incidents first.

This year, four apprentices have been accepted, and Wan Meng and Sun Ting have also learned some spells, so that they can be arranged to deal with those little demons.

And himself, unless there is a big demon haunted and evil spirits are haunting, otherwise, no one should disturb him and Yun Xizi on a date.

At the same time, he also has to pay attention to the bodies of those girls who have three souls and seven souls, so that they can be used by Xixi.

Therefore, Xiao Zan spent nearly half a month training these four apprentices alone, and naturally abused these four people to shed a layer of skin.

Half a month later, Xiao Zan threw Sun Ting and Wanmeng in front of the four of them and asked them to complete a test one last time.

This time, it's no longer an illusion, but a real deal with evil spirits and monsters.

After everyone cleaned up these evil spirits and monsters, everyone was covered with colors.

Zhang Wen's leg was broken directly, and she endured the pain until she saw Xiao Zan before she cried loudly.

"Woo woo woo...... God, my leg is broken, what should I do?"

"Count it as a work injury, let Section Chief Sun give you a long vacation. Except for Yun Xizi, Xiao Zhan didn't have the patience to comfort other female creatures.

When these people were almost abused, no, and the training was almost complete, Xiao Zan let them follow Sun Ting and Wanmeng to catch demons.

And Xiao Dashen came to the "bustling".

"Ah, seeing that you are extraordinary, it must be Xiao Dashen. Koi was the first to see Xiao Zhan.

"Xizi, the great god is here!" Xixi then ran out, "Old immortal, why didn't you see you trembling when I saw the great god?"

"Only the monsters who have done something bad will be afraid to see the great god, and I haven't done anything wrong. The koi swaggered its tail.

"Yo, I don't know who ran into Mr. Chen's game and sucked his spirit, causing him to become stupid and stupid. "Hee Hee is the best at exposing people's shortcomings.

"Ahem, that was a misunderstanding. Don't mention the past, please let it go, please let it go!" Koi kept spitting bubbles at Hee-hee, for fear that she would speak ill of herself in front of the great god.

"You're the thousand-year-old koi?" Xiao Zan saw the monster for the first time who wasn't afraid of him, and he felt quite novel.

"Yes, Great God. "The koi turned his head to look at the great god, the great god is really majestic, and it makes my small body even more petite.

"I was struck by lightning during the tribulation?" Xiao Zan smiled.

"Hey, don't mention it!" the koi sighed.

"Do you want to become a human again?" Xiao Zan felt that although this koi was a half-demon, the spirit was very pure, not to mention that the essence had become a human, no matter how hard he tried, it was possible to ascend to immortal.

"Hey, it's good to be a fish, as long as you don't get eaten by people and live freely in the water, it's no worse than being a human!" He doesn't think that being a man is happier than being a fish, because there are too many desires and too much to live.

"You've got to think about it. "Xiao Zan has seen a lot of demons who want to be adults, and occasionally meets someone who doesn't want to be an adult, but he feels fresh.

"You're here, how is the apprentice's training?" Yun Xizi walked down from the upper floor, looking like he had just taken a shower, and his hair was still half-dry.

"Why don't you blow dry your hair?" Xiao Zan walked up quickly and took Yun Xizi back to the bedroom.

"The great god is really a considerate man!" "Koi fish swim around in the fish tank.

"A considerate man is more than a god, hehe!" Xixi smirked as he held his phone.

There was no signal on the mountain, and Xixi never contacted Wen Zhe, and when she went down the mountain, she found that the WeChat message on her mobile phone had exploded.

Wen Zhe was also worried that something had happened to her, so he kept contacting her, and he almost didn't call the police.

"The apprentice left it to Sun Ting and Wanmeng to take it, and there should be no problem with the little monster. Xiao Zan took the blow dryer and blew Yun Xizi's hair, "Do you want to watch a movie, can we go to the movie tomorrow night?"

"Hahaha!" Yun Xizi couldn't help but laugh, "Xiao Dashen, have you ever been to the cinema?"

"Nope. Xiao Chan replied.

"Hahahaha......" Yun Xizi laughed and buried his head.

"Isn't it funny?" Xiao Zan asked coldly.

"Haha, I can't help but laugh at the thought of you entering the cinema, and I don't know why. Yun Xizi really couldn't imagine Xiao Zan sitting in the cinema watching a movie.

Well, I have a bucket of popcorn and a glass of Coke in my hand.

"Do you know that the consequences of laughing at this great god are very serious?" Xiao Zan put down the hair dryer and looked at Yun Xizi with a cold face.

"Hey, I'm thirsty, go downstairs and pour a glass of water. Yun Xizi was about to slip out, but was hugged by Xiao Zan from behind, and then pressed to the bed.

"How do you think I punish you?Is it a tickle or a spanking?" Xiao Zan blew in Yun Xizi's ear.

"Don't do it, the great god begs to be spared!" Yun Xizi struggled.

So, the two rolled into bed and started fighting.

Zhang Wen was recuperating at home, and Sun Ting and Wanmeng took Lin Xiaoxiao, Chen Xiao and Wang Lei to a small village to deal with a corpse fraud incident.

This is a very backward mountain village, and it is said that it depends on the mountains to eat the mountains and the water, but there is nothing in this village.

The young people in the village have gone out to work, and only some of the old and disabled people remain.

Lao Li Tou is such a left-behind old man, his wife went very early, and his children also worked in the city and rarely came back.

Lao Li Tou is a little senile dementia, sometimes good and sometimes bad.

Before the accident, he was fetching water from the well at the entrance of the village. Before going out, I was fine, I didn't get sick, and I said hello to the neighbors.

Who knows, when he lifted the bucket, he didn't stand firmly, and he was dragged into the well by a bucket full of water, suffered a head injury, and died instantly.

When the sons and daughters of the city learned that their father had fallen to his death, they rushed to the city. I thought they were here to hold a funeral for Lao Li Tou, but who knew that they were coming for Lao Li Tou's only brick house.

The children quarreled, put Lao Litou's body on the wooden board, covered a white cloth, and didn't even want to change the shroud for the old man, so they let the old man lie on the wooden board, looking extremely desolate.

Just when everyone was arguing fiercely, a black cat jumped in and tiptoed to the corpse of Lao Li Tou.

No one paid attention to what the black cat did, only to hear Lao Li Tou learn a cat meow.

"Meow!" Then a carp sat up, and then, to the astonishment and exclamations of the crowd, ran out.

Learn to meow while running.

The weirdest thing is not that Lao Li Tou cheated on the corpse and learned to meow, but that Lao Li Tou's white butt turned into the face of a black cat, and there was a black cat tail on the top of his head.

With the fruit of Lao Li's head, the tail on the top of his head was dangling, and the cat face on his ass kept opening his mouth and barking.

It turned out that the cat meow was not from Lao Li's hair, but from the cat's face on the buttocks.

"I remember that in 95 or 96 there was a similar incident of a black cat swindling the corpse, and the old lady turned into a cat face after swindling the corpse. Eh, did this black cat run in the wrong position before it ran to Lao Li's ass?" Wang Lei said.

"Who knows? Maybe this black cat is short-sighted, and the butt and head are stupid and can't tell the difference. Chen Xiao agreed.

"That, the victim didn't have any clothes, right?" Lin Xiaoxiao is still a yellow flower girl, not to mention the old man's fruit, as long as it is a male fruit over 12 years old, she has never seen it.

"Well, it is said that in Guoben, it should be run to the mountains now. Sun Ting didn't pay attention to Lin Xiaoxiao's embarrassment.

When everyone came to the mountain forest where Lao Li was hiding, Sun Ting took out the puppet greedy dream.

"Brother Dream, rely on your elephant trunk. "As soon as the puppet dreamed of touching the ground, it reverted to its real body.

"No problem!" With the greedy dream of spells, he became more confident, and rushed into the mountains and forests to look around.

When he saw an old man with a fruit body shrunk on a tree, he knew that this was the old plum. Because his pale face was expressionless, but the tail on his head was constantly waddling.

Dream released a bird talisman and summoned Sun Ting and the others to come over.

After everyone gathered under the tree, Sun Ting recited a spell to freeze Lao Li's head.

"Brother Dream, please go and get him down, we'll continue below. Sun Ting felt that such a tall tree could only be climbed by Greedy Dreams.

"OK!" Wanmeng climbed up after two or three clicks, and then pushed Lao Li's head with his tiger claws, "You guys are steady!"

"Smack!"

Lao Li Tou fell into the arms of Sun Ting and the three boys, while Lin Xiaoxiao covered her eyes and peeked through a gap.

"Brother Sun Ting, what do you do next?"

"I'll call the black cat out first. As he spoke, Sun Ting began to chant the incantation.

I saw that the black cat roared and broke free from Lao Li Tou's ass, and then its tail jumped off the top of Lao Li Tou's head.

When the tail finally touched the black cat's buttocks, the black cat dodged and disappeared.

"What about the black cat?" the crowd asked.

"Let's go, chase the cat, this cat has become a sperm, and it must be solved!" Sun Ting put down Lao Li's corpse and took everyone to chase the black cat.

But the black cat ran too fast, and everyone chased for a long time, but they didn't see the shadow of the black cat again.

Seeing that the sky was about to get dark, I looked for the black cat at night and searched blindly.

There was no way, Sun Ting took out a string of talismans, thinking that he could only try this.

Then, after reciting the incantation with his eyes closed, "Rat!" and after he yelled, the talisman turned into a group of small mice, which were just like the real ones, "chirping" at the feet of the crowd.

"I'm afraid of mice!" Lin Xiaoxiao jumped onto a rock.

"I'm scared too!" Dreamy jumped onto the rock.

"Out of breath!" Sun Ting held his forehead, fortunately he remembered how to use this string of changeable charms, otherwise he wouldn't know what to do.

"Meow meow!" After waiting for a while, the black cat heard the cry of the mouse and rushed back again.

The black cat moved quickly, rushed to everyone's feet and bit a mouse, turned around and wanted to run.

Who knows, when these rats saw it, not only were they not afraid, but rushed around it and surrounded it.

As the encirclement became smaller and smaller, the black cat barked more and more violently.

Eventually, the rats turned into paper ropes and tied the black cat to a sturdy knot.

Although it is a paper rope, it is very tough, no matter how the black cat bites and scratches, it will keep getting it.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Sun Ting recited a spell to summon the spirit in the black cat's body and let it dissipate. Subsequently, the black cat became a cat corpse.

"I can't look directly at the black cat anymore!" Lin Xiaoxiao still felt creepy.

"Why would the black cat let the corpse cheat the corpse?" asked Chen Xiao.

"Because the black cat is an extremely yin physique, if it is an older black cat, it will have some evil charms nine times out of ten. When this kind of black cat encounters a corpse that died unjustly or hatefully, it will lean over and let the corpse cheat the corpse. Sun Ting explained.

After everyone sent Lao Litou's body back, they took the car back.

"If Xiao Dashen was here, it shouldn't be so complicated, right?" asked Chen Xiao.

"That is, the boss can make the black cat appear with a touch of a finger. Dream said.

"Why didn't the great god appear?" Lin Xiaoxiao was curious, since they left the school, they hadn't seen Xiao Zhan's shadow again.

"The great god is busy with his girlfriend, otherwise why take in apprentices!" Sun Ting told the truth.

Everyone burst into tears......

And in the most prosperous theater in Banyan City, a romance movie is being screened.

The theater was packed, and almost all of them were lovers in pairs. Yun Xizi and Xiao Zan are one of them. The two sat in the middle of the last row with a great view.

It's a pity that the movie hasn't reached its climax yet, and the hero and heroine haven't started to study each other's human anatomy, but Yun Xizi has already fallen asleep.

Looking at Yun Xizi's crooked head, Xiao Zan had no choice but to push the armrest of the seat up and pillowed Yun Xizi's head in the crook of his arm.

The first time the two watched a movie, it ended with Yun Xizi falling asleep and Xiao Zan carrying him home.

"Look, that woman and her boyfriend watched a romance movie and fell asleep, hahaha. ”

"With such a handsome boyfriend, you don't need to watch romance movies at all, it's enough to watch your boyfriend. ”

"Her boyfriend is so considerate, the princess hugged her all the time, for fear of waking her up. ”

"A handsome and considerate man is either gay or someone else's boyfriend!"

Xiao Zan walked to a no-man's land with Yun Xizi in his arms, and summoned the white mist back to the "bustle".

"What's wrong with her? Didn't you go to the movies?" Xixi was chatting with Wen Zhe on WeChat, when he suddenly saw Xiao Zan coming back with Yun Xizi in his arms.

"Shhhh Xiao Zan hugged Yun Xizi upstairs.

When he came down, he sat down next to Hee-hee.

"Little thing, when Hee-ja wakes up, you ask her what type of movies she likes to watch. Xiao Zan took an apple from the table and took a bite.

Recently, my stomach has adapted to various foods, and I don't have diarrhea anymore.

"Well, she usually seems to like to watch thriller, horror, suspense and crime genres, and her taste is heavier. Hee Hee seemed to think of something, "Don't take her to watch romance movies, she never watches romance movies, she will fall asleep." ”

"Hehe, we're just watching a romance movie tonight. Xiao Zan was helpless.

thought that a weak girl like Yun Xizi should like to watch some literary and romantic movies, so he chose this romance movie. I didn't expect his girl to be a heavy taste.

"Deeply sympathetic!" Hee Xi patted Xiao Zhan's arm with his short hand.

So, the movie tickets that Xiao Zan bought after that were all more heavy-flavored, such as zombies, crimes, supernatural and the like.

When the two of them sat in the couple's seat in the movie theater and watched horror movies, Sun Ting and his party went into battle in person and performed horror movies.

Everyone unanimously agreed that the apprentice of the great god is not good!