"If you come, you rely on your father (father) to get your wish, in the previous life to press me and the body, in this life I will ask you to repay a hundred times, so that you can enjoy the pain of pressure. ”

Suspended in the sky, Wukong, with a huge water balloon in front of him, sounded one after another, resounding through the heavens and the earth.

Rulai, who was sitting on the Buddha platform, frowned at this, thinking to himself what kind of ghost this "fateer" is, how to read it, (pronunciation) the ghost is still good.

This is a knowledge, more advanced than thousands of Dharma, and I don't understand it.

In this regard, you don't understand, you are still illiterate on the day of the Buddha, is it useful to read so many scriptures, and you will not understand the language when you go out in the future.

In this regard, Wukong laughed at this time to pretend to compare, when it comes to educating people, there has been shameless questioning since ancient times, even if you are high-minded, there are times when you don't understand.

"Come and read with me, send it, send it. ”

"Hair Day"

"Eh, my son is good, I picked up a big bargain for nothing. ”......

With the Tao to the sky, Wukong flew out of the river, and flew over the solar system in an instant, saying that this is not far enough, to fly farther, in his previous life, because he was tired of flying, he fell into the trick of Rulai.

When he came to the outside of the galaxy and saw the three Optimus Primes, Wukong smiled.

Presumably, this is the pillar of heaven, so make a mark and write with some ink "Monkey King came here to visit".

That's not enough, there is always something left so I untied my belt, and after thinking about it, Wukong pulled it from his waist, and it was a transparent fruit, and he put it in his mouth.

When the melted child flowed into the internal organs, Wukong began to shush very reluctantly.

Glancing at the direction of the water balloon, Wukong set off, and soon came to the front of the vast golden body of Rulai, and shouted:

"Rulai Xiaoer, didn't you say that I can't escape from the palm of your hand no matter what, but I flew outside the department, and I didn't see the three pillars in your palm, you didn't lose, the evidence is ironclad, you can't cheat, the punishment is that you call me an old man, what shouted, then give me a horse and give me a ride." ”

Zhaofeng's ears trembled, and he twitched the corners of his mouth, only this spirit monkey dared to talk to me like this, if it was someone else, I would really slap the family to death with a violent temper.

I shook my palm, and I felt a little wet, and I felt that the victory was in my hand, and Zen said:

"You are missing the three pillars that support the sky, and you carved the Monkey King to visit here, and you still have a little rain and dew, ask you if you are like this!"

Hearing the sound, Wukong's expression was a little dodgy, this is true, how do you know about it.

At the moment, his anti-guest said: "You fat head and big ears, don't brainwash me, just come up with evidence, the rule of law society wants to talk about evidence, without evidence, there is no square circle, if you sue you for slander like this, I don't miss the meal of the uncle who subdued it, it is indeed better than Huayuan'er."

If you want to go and I will give you a ride, you don't need to thank me, just give me a position similar to that of the prime minister and above 10,000 people when I am sealed. ”

"If you don't believe it, I'll show you, so that you can be convinced. ”

At that moment, Rulai was very confident in showing his palms, and his five fingers were facing Wukong. Looking at it intently, Wukong smiled, only to see that it was smooth as a mirror, and there was nothing, what did I want to see.

"I didn't see the words you wrote yourself, and the remnants of your rain and dew, the smell is nostalgic. ”

Because of his back to his palm, he didn't know the situation, and he was still complacent. Looking at his puzzled face, he turned it over, smiled dumbly, and was embarrassed to take the wrong hand.

Immediately took out his left hand to show Wukong, and when he looked at it again, Wukong also smiled, and scolded bitterly:

"You are like a child, what do you want me to see, do you want to play me as a monkey, although I am a monkey, the world is playing with me, I am the only one who does not allow you to trample on me like this, because it is related to my dignity of not wanting money, so stubborn. ”

At this moment, Rulai felt that he was trapped, and he felt that the world was spinning in an instant, and he asked what was going on.

Although I was very panicked, I still had to be unhappy or sad on my face, so I just "pretended" with one word and it was over.

BGM sounded,There is only one truth.,That is, my ink is three seconds.,Expired soon after use.,Because I swallowed the five-colored fruit.,The urine is colorless and tasteless.,See how you use it as evidence.,Besides, the reason why it's moist is to confuse your "Buddha heart" that you think you know everything.。

"The Buddha is the Tao, and there are thousands of Taoism, so that's the case, dare to ask what demon method you use. ”

In this regard, Wukong laughed at your tone, Lao Tzu thinks you know, is this attitude to your quest for knowledge, no matter how you get to the bottom of it, I won't give you an answer, just so arrogant to you as the first person in MLM.

"Wukong, don't you feel too free, I'll give you a residence, huge, during which five hundred miles travel three thousand miles, and the name is five surnamed Shan, what do you think. ”

Without waiting for Wukong to answer, he slapped it with a palm at the moment

"If you come to the Divine Palm", the barbaric voice of his mouth floated out, and suddenly the golden light was bright, and he strengthened his own Dharma body.

If this is the case, I will break through this heaven and shatter this earth, I want this heaven to cover my heart, this place cannot carry me as a person, if I have to have a master of this heaven and earth, it can only be my Wukong. ”

Suspended in the air, Wukong looked up and saw the divine palm from far and near. Between hundreds of miles, dozens of miles. The generous one came down like a cloud covering the sun.

It gives people a great sense of shock, and if the person who is not strong-minded is afraid that he has already crawled away.

The strong wind of wild hunting hit, and Wukong's face hurt. A gorgeous robe hunted in mid-air, and today's majestic wind is thousands of times that of the day when the clouds were in the sky.

Looking at the palm of the gods, Wukong Ling Wei is not afraid, he is afraid of this after he has died, it's a joke, it's much easier than death.

At that moment, as soon as his eyes were closed, the endless morality was drawn from the heavenly gate (eyes) to the whole body, and the Dao meridians in his body began to rotate, and all the endless morality that came in was high-pressured and then transported through the meridians to his palms.

At a certain point, Wukong's palm print changed, and he shouted again:

"Heavy on the Wukong Dao Palm. "Suddenly the sky darkened, a bright light appeared, and suddenly the clouds broke and the sun fell from the sky a palm, if you look from the side, you will find that there is a weight above the palm of God, which can be described as heavy.

Frightened by this thunder, I shivered, naturally this is not caused by fear, look at how I came back and said it was cold.

Let's just say that it will change the sky, and this alone is better than countless children in my divine palm. When he raised his eyes, he saw that the morality was full of tears, and the majesty enveloped him, and he had a feeling of palpitations.

This feels like it's been a long time, and I still remember when I was beaten up with a headache by a neighboring village before I was a child, and I still remember it vividly.

After I studied Buddhism, I asked him to stay with me, changed his stay, and let him doze off, so there was a reason for him to degrade to the mortal world and become an ascetic.

"Boom", the heavy Wukong palm is coming in an instant, holding down the endless Buddha body at the moment, and then going straight towards the endless Dao veins. With a boom, the mountains merged, and Rulai was pressed under the five surnamed mountains.

"If you are not satisfied, it can be regarded as an inch, and you will call Wukong in the future, just wait for someone to come and uncover your mountain charm in the future!"

took the paper from his waist to wipe his buttocks, and Wukong wrote:

"Dear, I have uncovered a five-yuan cash red envelope, Alipay has arrived, and you can shop for discounts if you can't withdraw cash. With a strong force, the paper flew out and pasted on.

In this regard, Wukong is very satisfied, I don't recognize the five hundred years of mistakes, even if it is wrong, today I will let you experience, you can't use wifi, you can't use mobile phones, even the people who speak have not felt bad about these five hundred years.

"Splash monkey, you remember to me that in the next life, I will call you low emotional intelligence, and pressure you to be in the Five Surname Mountain, no-Five Elements Mountain. ”

Glancing at the shouting Rulai, Wukong smiled, and after going down, he untied his trouser pocket in his begging for mercy, and shh

"Don't think that I will beg for mercy if you are like this, I am a person with a Buddha heart. ”

Turning around, Wukong was ready to turn his back to him, and he was a big one, but he was cowardly and begged for mercy: "Shut up, I won't say anything." "Silence is golden, and that's where the allusion comes from.

Standing proudly on the top of the mountain with five surnames, this is unprecedented and enjoyable, which is refreshing.

At that moment, Wukong raised his hands high, as if he had the momentum of Pangu opening the sky, and shouted:

"I want to be my own Buddha and prove my own way. I want to come, I want to go, I want to go, who can stop me from asking, if there is a violation, the sky is thundering, I see who dares. ”

Wukong laughed unbridledly, the head of the five elements of the Three Realms was ridden by me under the crotch, dare to ask who can still disobey me, I call you to dare, hit you with thunder and thunder, and there will never be a time for reincarnation.

"Boom. ”

With an explosion, a flash of thunder flashed, one end connected to the sky, and the other ended connected to Wukong's head, this picture is spectacular. This is embarrassing, I just swore that who would dare to say, but the world will come.