Niu Gensheng sleepwalked through the wonderland, and saw a batman flying over the ancient city pot, with a human head and a monster body, and a pair of wings! The Himalayan snowman walked out of the city pot and rode a chicken-headed cow monster. On the left is Snow White and the seven dwarfs, and on the left is Santa Claus flying out in a reindeer cart led by seven Tibetan dogs led by a black Tibetan mastiff.

Niu Gensheng took a closer look, Alice rode a white horse, I got on the horse and approached the campfire crowd, a king came out to take shape, Don Quixote stabbed the king to the ground with a sword and turned it into a very ugly green frog! Everyone cheered, resounding in the sky! The Buddha appeared in the sky, shining with golden light, Guanyin on the left, the Jade Emperor on the right, and the eighteen Arhats behind him? What do Guanyin monks and Jade Emperor Xiandi think about this?"

Guanyin said: "There is a Disney in Shanghai that is more creative than our fairyland, Buddha! We have to reform, you see that there is heaven and earth in the world, and the ghosts are built more magnificent than Penglai Wonderland, and our fairy world has no face!" The Jade Emperor said: "There are more ghosts than immortals in the world? The Japanese authorities still visit the Yasukuni Shrine? The status of ghosts is higher than that of immortals, and the world has changed! It is all to blame that the Central Bank of Heaven and Earth has printed too much money in the underworld, causing an economic crisis in the underworld and hell? Being a ghost has bought and annexed many properties in the fairy world more than people in the scenery and money, and the world has also built a temple of ghosts and gods? The incense business of ghosts has reached heaven? One-stop service. If we don't reform the immortal realm, sooner or later we will fall behind the underworld? There are not many immortals who have ascended to the Dao? But it is a scare ghost, Halloween, Halloween, ghost toys, ghost clothes, and shirts flying all over the sky?"

The Buddha said: "Fatigue of life and death, the six reincarnations, all blame the masters of the fairy realm flying all over the sky, there are too many fakes, Zhong Nanshan, Kunlun Mountain, Mount Tai, Penglai Wonderland, the environment is seriously polluted? Monks eat dog meat indiscriminately, nuns do not look like nuns, nuns do not look like nuns, Taoist priests go down the mountain in chaos, the world is declining, morality is declining! It is difficult to become a Buddha, and you still want to be a Taoist immortal and a chicken dog? It is more difficult to cultivate into an immortal than in the Zhongxiangjiang Mark Six Lottery? Forty-nine people who have cultivated to become an immortal are counted as this person's ancestral tomb is smoking?"

Guanyin said: "The admission scores of human universities have been lowered, but teachers have to graduate from graduate school, and the competition between the human world in China is even more fierce than that of our immortal world, and it is simply white-hot? A Wuhan has more financial expenditure than Britain? A Chinese has bought a quarter of the property in Britain? Pudong Lujiazui Financial International Center has surpassed Tokyo to catch up with Wall Street in New York? Is this what Darwin said about the survival of the fittest?

The Jade Emperor sighed and said: "From now on, Heaven is really going to move to Suzhou and Hangzhou, and I have heard that the osmanthus landscape is the best in the world, and the ends of the earth in Sanya, Hainan are more beautiful than our Heavenly Palace? People are more awesome than the gods! Some people have not died and repaired the mausoleums are more luxurious than the tablets of the gods, and the eight immortals are now unemployed, and Lu Dongbin has been scolded for being a dog and bites Lu Dongbin and does not know the hearts of the wicked people? The gods are cheaper than the dogs, the three-eyed boys, the clairvoyants have been unemployed, and the astronomical telescopes of mankind have seen the career line of Sister Chang'e? Human beings can go to heaven and earth, the universe and space are omnipotent? Internet technology is advancing rapidly? Even the Queen Mother's hairpins were bought!"

The Buddha said to Niu Gensheng: "Everyone in the world says that the gods are good, but now the Buddhas are on fire, and they hate human beings the most, what kind of non-violent non-cooperation movement does Gandhi advocate? Otherwise, I will come to the palm of God and shoot human beings into powder! How do I know that Zhou Xingxing's bones and kung fu are better than mine, and Nobel even invented explosives and awarded me a peace prize? My Buddha eats fireworks in the world every day, how can I be the enemy of others? I think it is more cost-effective to buy the fairyland auction for human beings to build a hanging garden?

The Jade Emperor said: "No, do things according to Lafayette's policy?" God is speechless, and a hundred ghosts are happy! Lafayette Cixi sent a night pearl to the Jade Emperor, saying that there is only one Lafayette! The Buddha was transferred to Tianzhu, India, and Guanyin was transferred to Guanyin Mountain, Zhangmutou, Dongguan. Heaven is temporarily under God's custody, Jesus and Confucius are promoted to three levels, the divine realm is divided into east and west, the human world is divided into life and death, and the underworld is divided into black and white. Niu Gensheng asked God: "I don't believe in crosses, I don't believe in Buddhism, and I'm not afraid of ghosts.

God said earnestly: "Originally, he called the kind-hearted Adou, but he was too weak and incompetent, and he didn't think about it, and he didn't think about why he thought about the world? The second person chose Newton, who was too clever and didn't eat apples on his head, and talked about gravity, so that the gods all pulled him into the club? The third Hong Xiuquan, he founded the God Worship Society, and even if he became the king of heaven, he made him the king indiscriminately? The result was not enough to succeed and more than to lose? The fourth Hitler was too independent, thinking that Lao Tzu was the best in the world, but he was defeated in the stubborn and self-righteous fight against the Soviet Union! Because the cow represents the Indian gods, the cow is angry, rooted in the earth, and this is the favorite word of the Three Realms, all things grow by the sun, the earth gives birth to all things, the Tao is natural, and the fun is natural?

Niu Gensheng saw that the fairy world was shining, everywhere was glittering with golden light, strange flowers and plants, people were like a spring breeze, intoxicated in the fairyland and did not know the way back?