Chapter 16: You Wait, Let Me Slaughter the Knife
All sleepwalking patients have strange sleepwalking experiences, but compared to others, Liu Yan's sleepwalking behavior is even more bizarre.
Sometimes she would wake up in the middle of the night, put on heavy makeup, change into the prettiest skirt, and dance in front of the mirror.
Sometimes she soaks in the warm bathtub and hums a song in the bath while touching herself very narcissistically.
Other times she was even more bizarre, as if playing some kind of game, first stripped herself naked, then found a rope, tied herself with her hands and teeth, and when she woke up from a dream, she could only jump around like a zombie, looking for scissors all over the house to find a way to cut the rope.
Sometimes, she will do unspeakable things to herself in a daze.
You said such a strange thing, why is she embarrassed to tell others?
Li Xiaodong laughed to death in his heart after hearing this, but his face was tense all the time, and he didn't show any smile.
Liu Yan said that his face turned red, so he had to laugh, and said coquettishly: "It's all your fault, you must ask these things, why don't other doctors ask?"
"Because other doctors are not as professional as me, have you ever seen a doctor who can save an old woman who has just lost his breath with one hand?"
That's true.
He, such a young man, casually saved an old woman who had just breathed, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Liu Yan wouldn't have believed it.
"Then I ask you, why do I do all this weird behavior in sleepwalking?"
"I don't need to tell you this, I just know it. ”
Li Xiaodong looked at her with a smile in his eyes, but he knew in his heart that this young woman's sister must have very strong physiological needs in that regard, but they have not been satisfied, and there must be some other tangled things in her heart, these factors are mixed together, so she will have such a strange sleepwalking behavior.
"Okay, then you can tell me, how should I treat my problem of not sleeping well?"
Liu Yan is also very straightforward, directly seeking solutions to the problem, and she is also clear that when doctors see a doctor, there are some causes that are indeed inappropriate to inform patients, such as some mental illnesses.
Li Xiaodong took out a pill from his pocket, handed it to her, and said, "This pill can calm your nerves, relieve your symptoms, and you can sleep soundly tonight." However, this medicine will not solve the fundamental problem, and after I go back to prepare the medicine, I will give you a medicinal bath treatment tomorrow. ”
"Medicated bath?"
"Yes, not only do you have to take a medicinal bath, but also massage your whole body, only in this way can the medicinal effect be urged into your body and get rid of the disease. ”
"......" Liu Yan blushed for a while, and said boldly: "What do you mean, you want to accompany me all the time when I take a bath?"
A wicked smile gradually appeared on Li Xiaodong's face, and he said, "Sister Liu Yan, I'm just a little brother, and my little brother is with you, are you also afraid?"
Hmph, goblin brother, dare to play me?
Liu Yan raised his chin and said arrogantly: "I'll be afraid of you?" and looked at his crotch and said, "Little brother, it's still a place, right?
"Poof!"
Li Xiaodong raised his head and breathed a breath of air, and fell directly into the chair, with an expression of "I have been thundered".
Your sister, playing with a mature beautiful young woman, you really can't win.
just took advantage of her, but in less than a second, she killed herself directly in seconds with her extremely busy goblin nature.
I think I'm also a pseudo-innocent little rogue who can occasionally take advantage of the tigress, and I don't even have the ability to talk back, the aura of the young woman's sister is really powerful......
Liu Yan saw him pretending to be dead, giggled for a while, and teased him again: "Little brother, what's wrong with you? Don't you want your sister to teach you how to be a man?"
Think, think, of course, who doesn't want to be an avian beast.
Li Xiaodong asked with a smile: "Sister Beauty, is this true?"
"Hehe, don't take it seriously, it's time to see how you perform. ”
"Oh, it depends on my performance......"
Li Xiaodong said that he was disappointed, but his eyes were aimed at her plump chest badly, thinking in his heart, my sister is really material, it looks so big, compared with Mei Dan's, I don't know who is bigger?
Well, when it's time to take a bath with her, just take a look.
The two talked and laughed in the car for a while, and decided to treat the disease, Liu Yan sent him to the vicinity of Tunghai University in a car and drove away.
Li Xiaodong had an extra envelope in his hand.
This is the consultation fee given by Liu Yan, first give money, and then treat the disease, this beautiful young woman is also generous, and the money given is not small, a full 5,000 yuan.
Li Xiaodong smiled crookedly, you must know the price he offered, but it was only a few hundred yuan.
Li Xiaodong has always thought that he should share his happy mood with his friends, but now that he has earned 5,000 all of a sudden, he should treat guests to dinner and scatter a little money.
The first thing he thought of was Lan Xue'er, this is a good girl paper, cute, beautiful and cute, it is even cooler to be able to soak it.
As for Mei Dan, he felt that the cold aura of the sister paper was too heavy, and it seemed that he was a little out of bounds, Li Xiaodong thought to himself, don't invite her if you have a treat.
Li Xiaodong walked into the small garden of Dongda, sat down, took out his mobile phone, and entered QQ.
Jian Lan Dong: Hehehehe, Xiao Xuexue, where are you going to eat at noon?
I protect her with my life: What are you doing? You want to date me? Hmph, I'm pure and fresh, and I don't date stinky boys.
This......
Li Xiaodong couldn't help but have a black line on his face, Nima's words to invite dinner were not spoken, but she blocked it back, and said that it was a little fresh, obviously a little goblin.
Jian Landong: Okay, okay, if you don't make an appointment, I made a small fortune, and I want to invite you to a meal, so it seems that I should eat it myself.
I protected her with my life: What, you made a small fortune? Hehe, then you are not allowed to eat alone, I must come.
Li Xiaodong had a black line on his face again: Ahem, how can I rush your feet and change your face so quickly? Didn't you say that you don't date stinky boys? Why are you coming again?
I protect her with my life: Where, you're not a stinky boy Okay, at most you are a little henchman I took in, well, a stinky little pet, stinky Xiaodong.
Jian Lan Dong: Ahem, this, master, are you here or not? This pet is waiting for you in the garden.
I protected her with my life: of course it's coming, you wait, don't run, I'll be out of class soon, I must be slaughtered.
Oh, then I won't run, waiting for you to slaughter.
Li Xiaodong put away the mobile phone, couldn't help but laugh, she was quite funny, she treated me as a small pet, be careful that this pet turned into a little bird beast and climbed onto the hostess.