Niu Gensheng dreamed of contracting Huaguo Mountain with Marshal Tiancang to raise pet pigs, this kind of pig will never grow up, no more than eight catties at most, and is deeply loved by the rich and beautiful young women in the city! Monkey King came back from learning the scriptures and was more successful than him? His own Huaguo Mountain did not raise monkeys, but it became a world of pigs! The Great Sage decided to ask Master Tang Seng to comment on the reasoning? Wukong said: "Master, the nerd raised pet pigs and became famous, and some of the iron fan princesses, Mrs. Niu and Chang'e, wandered around the heavenly market one by one, attracting people's joy, Guanyin is rare This pet pig?" Tang Seng shook his head helplessly and said: "This canopy marshal is born to be a piece of business material!" He is building Gao Laozhuang into a new Bajie Disneyland, which has eight theme parks, one is to quit gambling on the roller coaster, the gambler sits once and never dares to gamble, it turns out that this nerd will put the photos of the tragic death of gamblers all over the world in the roller coaster valley, so that the history of the eight gamblers who are bankrupt and the family is ruined and the story of death repeats itself, which proves that ten gambles and ten loses. Many people dare not sit, and they will always raise the word gambling forever!

The second theme park, the Lovelorn Suicide Lying Coffin Club. Many people experience fake death, lying in a coffin to heal the pain of falling out of love! There is a long queue here every day, which is more explosive than a snow-capped dragon! The third theme park, Dream Park. The player enters the state of sweet dreams from hypnosis, and there are magic lamps in the dream to help you realize three dreams! But when you wake up, you are all lying in bed! The fourth theme park, travel to the Three Realms, from the earth, heaven, hell, many people have experienced the three-dimensional fairy world Magic Hades scare people to death and not pay for their lives?

The fifth theme park, Wuzhi Mountain under the Great Sage, tourists can play Tang Seng or Sun Wukong was torn to the sky to soar into the thrill of the thrill! The sixth theme park, pretend to be a corpse and fight the alien eunuch, the players are all disguised as Halloween ghosts, it is too realistic here, many tourists' hearts stop beating! The seventh theme park, the male pretends to be a ladyboy to touch the milk festival, there are eight beautiful women Yufeng for tourists to touch, but the fee is quite expensive 380 yuan a ticket, but every day is bursting! The eighth theme park, experience the same-sex faggot life theme park! There are knife grinding rot, concave cave room candle night, convex chrysanthemum pyloric door opening laughing leopard room! I didn't expect this broken creative theme park business to be extremely hot, and the popularity is super booming! Even the Buddha and the Jade Emperor deigned to experience it!

After hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong foamed at the mouth and said breathlessly: "Fuck! You idiot, being a canopy marshal is really extraordinary!" Monkey King decided to pay a visit to Marshal Zhu Bajie of the canopy! As soon as he arrived at Huaguo Mountain, he saw a line written on the door: "Monkeys and people in disheveled clothes are not allowed to enter, and non-WIP members will not be accepted!" The Great Sage burst like thunder, thinking! Your uncle and aunt and grandmother! I thought that I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, and Zhu Wu could count you as the green onion! How do you know that the guards at the door are the three-eyed boy Erlang God and the roaring heavenly dog, the communication room is a tailwind ear, and the patrol is also clairvoyant! The white bone spirit is buying tickets!

Sun Wukong gave Tiancang Bajie a phone call, how did he know that it came from there: "I am the chairman of Tiancang Creative Group, the life secretary Spider Jingjing, the pig boss is meeting the prince of the United Arab Emirates in Dubai, please understand! The schedule list for the next three days is full! Good luck to you! Sun Wukong smashed the Apple phone and scolded: "Damn! You big-eared boy, see if I don't castrate you as a eunuch!" It just so happened that Liu Bei and Wei Zhongxian were 9,000 years old, and Zhao Gao came down in a luxury car that pointed to a deer as a horse! Adou didn't know anything about the world, and he shot with the car and splashed his face with urine and wet Bi Ma Wen! Liu Bei scolded Adou for not being bodyless! I don't know how thick the sky is! This is the Monkey King! The heavenly remnants stepped on Sun Wukong and said that he was a holy bird! Now it is the world of money, money, money, money! You hemp monkey and pomegranate essence have a hair! The boss of the canopy is called wealthy, and if you have a big belly, you are doing great things! You dead ribs, skinny ghost monkey spirit, no meat, what kind of gangster, this is a seven-A international scenic spot!

Sun Wukong's last bit of self-confidence and self-esteem are gone, and he has become a fool standing in Gao Laozhuang Bajie Disney Theme Park! Even the qualifications and desires to enter the door have been deprived of the cruel reality! The world is changing too fast, he is too backward and old-fashioned, and even the rabbit has become a policeman in Animal City! Who still remembers who I am Monkey King?

Sha Seng and Wang Da Hammer happened to come to Bajie Disney to play, and saw a familiar figure: "Aren't you a senior brother? Why don't you go in?" Sun Wukong cried loudly! At this time, a local turtle tyrant and Zhu Bajie sat on the spray of pesticides and fell from the sky, and the canopy held Lao Sun's hand and said: "Senior brother, you are here, and the little brother is missing! I am trying to open Huaguo Mountain into a Tianma Creative Co., Ltd. real estate company, please Bei Luming to design!" The local tyrant said, whose pet monkey is this? Blocking people's eyes! Sun Wukong just wanted to introduce himself, but who still cares about how you used to be? All explanations are pale and weak!

A large group of ignorant girls rushed to the frenzied fans and shouted: "Canopy, canopy, different! Sun Wukong left in the desert, Niu Gensheng wanted to stay, a pull, but fell into the abyss, the water curtain cave, Sun Wukong realized: money is the only sunshine in the world, it is the time to be a wishful golden rod to start a business! The wind comes and the pig will fly, and he can't catch up with the idiot canopy stupid pig for 108,000 miles!

Niu Gensheng thought about it too, there is no reason! A dog, a cat, and a pig have all succeeded in starting a business, and they have bought a car to live in a villa, but they themselves are rude to the street? They don't even dare to participate in the class reunion? Is this fate? Wrong! This is a dream! My wife twisted my ear and said, "Just now you said that pigs will fly when the wind comes, and I said that you are crazy! Pigs are used for pets! Not for flying! A little white pig with sleeves really flew towards me, and it turned out to be a pet pig with a delicate wife pretending to be too broad, and his name was called: "Canopy!" It's a stupid age!