Chapter 6: Immortals, I Love You

Wang Meng sat in the carriage, with the continuous ups and downs feel that the buttocks are going to be bumpy and cracked, riding in the carriage of this world is simply a kind of endurance, the road is rugged not to mention, the carriage does not even have shock absorption, there is an endless creaking noise in the ears, there is a feeling of going crazy, fortunately Wang Meng brought a solar power bank, listening to melodious songs all the way in the headphones, looking at the continuous mountains is also an alternative enjoyment.

This time, there are more than 40 people and 13 carriages to go to the town, in these 13 carriages, all kinds of beasts, monster beasts and furs alone are filled with 10 carts, everyone don't look at the hard work of these days, but they can't hide the smiles on everyone's faces, just these furs into the town, can also be exchanged for more than a year's rations for the whole village. The hunting operations in the past half a month have received too much, and there are only 6 low-level demon beasts killed, and there are more than 10 large beasts, and there are countless small ones. This is still under the leadership of the village chief, and some of the boutiques brought in, those worthless ones have been distributed to the villagers, so everyone is full of hope for this sale of furs.

"Boss, what are you listening to?"

"Ah, idiot, this is a mobile phone, I'm listening to a song" The idiot is in this town and has a very bright mind, this time Wang Meng also brought it with him, but every time he called an idiot, Wang Meng always had a weird feeling. But since he called such a festive name, he was reluctant to replace it.

"What kind of chicken is a mobile phone?"

"Mobile phones are not chickens, they are technological products that can listen to songs and watch movies"

The idiot blinked and said, "Then you can't eat it, why do you call it a chicken?"

This is very speechless, yes, how can you call a chicken if you can't eat it, such a simple question that elementary school students can understand, but Wang Meng can't explain it. Wang Meng said that if he could return to Earth, he would definitely hack to death those who invented this chicken and that chicken.

glared at the idiot fiercely, and the idiot followed with a shudder and didn't dare to ask more. The idiot finds the boss really weird, and always comes up with some weird things and some weird ideas.

"Idiot, come and show you something good in the car," Wang Meng said with a hippie smile

Looking at Wang Meng's eyes, he knew that there was nothing good. "Boss, I still have something to do here, so I'll be busy for a while. ”

"No, you come back for me, say that if there is a good thing, there will be a good thing, you come up for me. ”

The idiot reluctantly climbed into the car, "Come on this and take it, I'll show you a blockbuster, the Japanese blockbuster is very intense"

The idiot looked confused, looking at the black thing in front of him. "Come here with headphones, you bring them too. Don't be afraid for a while, it's all fake. I can't eat you if I can't get out, do you hear it, you dare to throw away my mobile phone, I want your life" Wang Meng said seriously, and the idiot couldn't help nodding.

The black thing in his hand suddenly shone brightly, and the idiot didn't dare to scream, didn't dare to make a sound, and quickly closed his eyes. The whole person suddenly stiffened, and the little heart kept throbbing. I'm afraid this is some kind of immortal art, don't grab your soul again.

But as time passed, there was a "uh-uh-ah" in my ears. Bang Bang Bang", the idiot didn't know what was wrong, his little heart was constantly trembling, his whole body was hot, he licked his lips, but he thought in his heart, "I can't be fooled, this must be a demon law, I will definitely be sucked in when I open my eyes, I just hit the boss, and the boss will definitely abuse me in all kinds of the most cruel ways." ”

Wang Meng smiled and looked at the idiot's expression and said loudly, "It's okay, you're such an adult, look at it, it's nothing." Just take a look. ”

"Boss, just let me go, don't torture me with demon magic, I know it's wrong, and I don't dare to contradict you boss." ”

"Just take a look, it's okay idiot, this boss vouches for his personality. This is definitely not a demon method, and it will definitely not harm you."

This boss doesn't look like a good person, personality, let alone mention any personality to Wang Meng. Wang Meng didn't even know what his personality was, and he licked his old face as a guarantee. It's strange that some people believe it.

This is an idiot who really can't stand it, and he doesn't want to, but his eyelids slowly open as if he was not being called. But this one is fatal, and the eyes of idiots can no longer leave the screen of this Apple copycat. There is something OOXXOO on the screen, and the idiot is simply unprecedented, just looking at the blood rushing.

Not to mention this world, in Wang Meng's world, the Japanese country is also world-class. How can this idiot bear it, it is simply a hydrogen bomb exploding in the idiot's mind, and unconsciously a strong stream of heat flowed out of the idiot's nose and flowed into the car, startling Wang Meng and quickly dodging, Wang Meng said that people who do not pay attention to personal hygiene must be physically and psychologically unhealthy.

"Beasts - beasts - beasts. The idiot suddenly jumped out of the car and ran towards the front of the car with a copycat phone.

"Damn, no. It's going to be the rhythm of the fryer. Wang Meng said that he should be calm, calm, and his heart must be like water. He also jumped out of the car and ran after the beast.

This idiot is not a soldier, this running is a gust of wind. When Wang Meng arrived, the idiot was already surrounded by people on the inside and outside of the three floors, and what made Wang Meng even more angry was that the headphones on the mobile phone had long since disappeared, and "Mmmm, grandma fell" kept coming out of the mobile phone

After each call, the crowd gathered to watch was trembling.

"Idiot, your uncle. See if I don't kill you today. The king roared violently, but the people who surrounded them did not make the slightest movement, as if they had all fallen into the screen.

Wang Meng just wanted to squeeze in, but before he reached the side, the group of people had already collectively squirted out bright red liquid. This made the cleanliness fetish Wang Meng hide far away, "Rely on it-you can do it, you calves have turned the world upside down, haven't you?" Wait a moment and see how I clean you up. ”

After a while, the idiot came over with a crying face, "Old, old, old, boss, this is black." ”

Silent and unmanned, Wang Meng put his hands behind his back, looked at the countless shining stars in the sky, sighed and said, "Raise your head to look at the bright moon, bow your head and think of your hometown." ”

"Good-not to lose, it's the boss-good to groan. Genius, the boss is not a scholar" There was a whisker beating of horses below, and a sound sounded.

"How are the few of them?"

"Boss, they've been tied up for three hours, you see. ”

Wang Meng nodded and said, "Go, I'm adding some material to the idiots."

In this way, the people below trembled for a while, this boss didn't say anything else, they had the ability to punish people, they had just tied them up, and they thought that they would have to eat some flesh and skin. Ke Cheng thought that Wang Meng neither beat nor scolded, took out something called toothpaste, and pressed it out and let everyone apply it under them, one by one screaming like a pig slaughterer, his face was red, and he was in pain.

This time I have to add ingredients, and the idiot quits, "Boss, just let me go." I don't dare, stop torturing me, no, you can give me a knife. Please, give me a good time. ”

"How can it make it so easy for you, this time you will be ice and fire, you will come over to me" After that, he beckoned a few coachmen to come over and take out a small green pipe, "This is called horseradish, don't you wipe it evenly, do you hear it? Otherwise, I will tie you up like them" Several coachmen kept nodding their heads, and then they threw them away, and the starry sky let out a heart-rending scream.