Chapter 89: Why Are You Coming?
In an instant, the officials of the Tang Dynasty ate wildly, and the envoys of various countries almost shed tears, why do you really think it is delicious?
Yes, these things are very fragrant, and they taste like this, but why does Nima have a bitter aftertaste?
It's not as crunchy as your special mother said! not only is it bitter, but it also has a rustling texture, like eating sand.
Can this damn be delicious? I almost licked the plate?
The envoys of various countries looked confused and uncomfortable, why are you starving ghosts reincarnated? Or are the tastes of the civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty already so heavy?
At this moment, the entire venue, judging from the expressions, was obviously divided into two factions......
The civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty all looked entangled, and they could see that they were enjoying themselves, but they were not happy with what they ate.
And the other faction is the envoys of various countries and the sons and brothers!
They all had constipated expressions, as if they had eaten a chocolate that looked like Xiang, and the first bite of it tasted good, but Nima's chocolate seemed to be really wrapped in Xiang!
To put it simply...... Chocolate-flavored Xiang?
"What's going on?" the empress was a little surprised.
She knows that Datang is very poor, and the diet is definitely not good, but the civil and military officials will not think that people think things are unpalatable to death, and they think they are extremely delicious, right?
"Your Majesty, this ......" The beautiful little face in purple was wrinkled, and she whispered something in the empress's ear, easily stretching out her ears to eavesdrop.
After a while, the empress looked surprised, and when she looked at Chu Yi, her eyes were full of amazement and appreciation.
Tsing Yi's face was so pale that he almost couldn't help but vomit......
"Ahem...... cough" Chu Yi coughed dryly, still maintaining a smile, unable to break the gong, hum hum.
At this time, her godsister Li Shangshu had already finished eating four plates of 'Guangdong famous dishes', and she was surprised when she found the expressions of the envoys of various countries.
"I said, brother, what are you...... How did you get it?"
"Why do these disgusting-looking bugs taste so good, and why do they look so good?"
Li Shangshu was puzzled, it was clearly something delicious! Although it was ugly, the taste was absolutely not mentioned, and there was a fragrance that had never been touched before, which was simply evocative.
What's the deal with that constipated expression?
"Sister, you don't know anything. ”
Chu Yi rolled his eyes, and simply sat next to Li Shangshu, the two were close to each other, and Chu Yi could almost feel the tender skin under Li Shangshu's long skirt......
As soon as Chu Yi's scalp exploded, he remembered that Li Shangshu didn't mind, but instantly put Chu Yi on the shoulder, hooked his shoulders with him, and whispered: "Tell me what's going on? What tricks did you kid play?"
"Little trick ......" Chu Yi's scalp is a little numb, you are like this, let the empress see it, it is difficult for me to do it!
He quietly glanced at the empress and found that the empress did not have any expression, so he let out a sigh and said in a low voice: "These spiders, scorpions, centipedes or something, although they are ugly, but if they are done properly, they can indeed be made into rare delicacies!"
"I bought it from the people of the city at a high price. ”
"I said why did the imperial dining room allocate money from me, and there was a lot of trouble in the city, it turned out that you made it!" Li Shangshu glared!
can be regarded as understanding the cause and effect, it turns out that you are the mastermind behind the collection of these insects in the city before?
"Do you still want to listen to it!" Chu Yi pursed his lips, and only when he saw that Li Shangshu was quiet did he say: "For these four 'appetizers', I specially took out a unique secret spice, how can it not be fragrant?"
"I dare to guarantee that the whole world, this is an exclusive secret system, and there is no other one!"
"No wonder I think it's delicious, and there are all kinds of evocative aromas, but ...... What's going on with them?"
Li Shangshu pointed to the envoys of various countries......
"Of course it's treated separately!" Chu Yi smiled: "Sister, do you want to pit no one in my pit and pit the lords and sisters in the court, right?"
Li Shangshu thought about it and said thoughtfully: "That's not necessarily!"
Chu Yi: "......"
"Do you want to hear it anymore?"
"If you want it, brother, you go on, I promise not to intervene again!"
Chu Yi sighed helplessly and said, "The cooks in the old lady's mansion make barbecue or something, they are all killed livestock, right?"
"Yes!"
"What is an indispensable step in killing livestock?"
"Bloodletting?"
"That's not right!"
"Plucking?"
"No...... right"
"Remove your toenails?"
"God is going to remove his toenails!" Chu Yi almost took the case, can you be reliable?
"Could it be that the cook disembowels the pickled things and cleans them?"
"Pickled things, hiss, brother, do you mean ......" Li Shangshu looked confused, and then was shocked, staring at Chu Yi with a look of "I finally got to know you again", and couldn't calm down for a long time.
"Just understand, so, their expressions, is it strange?"
Chu Yi smiled faintly, got up and stepped aside......
The corners of Li Shangshu's mouth twitched one after another, looking at the tight faces of the envoys of various countries, at this moment, he suddenly felt a little sorry for them.
"It's not good to meet anyone, but when you meet me, a godbrother who is not only black-hearted, but also black-handed, and even his toenails are black, you also blame the poor ......"
Li Shangshu patted his chest and said secretly: "It's good to get closer to him in advance, otherwise it would ......"
......
The envoys of various countries and their sons and sons are extremely uncomfortable, and their mothers sell batches, what kind of food is this?
"Let me know who came up with it, or I'll have to kill him!"
The envoy of Yunguo burst into tears, but he couldn't stop eating, and he couldn't eat less, he had to eat wildly!
The civil and military officials have eaten it all, and even many people's faces and plates are licked cleanly, and they don't need to be washed.
But this Nima is really unpalatable!
It's like eating sand that tastes good, but Nima has a bitter aftertaste......
I can't swallow it yet, otherwise it will definitely be stuck!
"What kind of sin have we done!"
The envoys and sons of various countries wailed in their hearts, why did they have to travel thousands of miles to suffer such a crime? It was simply Nima's excess!
They held back their tears and finally ate up these four plates of 'ghost things'......
As a result, Chu Yi saw this, and didn't even give them any time to prepare, and clapped his hands gently......
When many palace maids heard the news, they took away the empty plates, but in less than two minutes, in front of them, there were all kinds of food, which were also covered with covers, and they also tasted very fragrant......
You're not done yet??
Also Nima come!?
The envoys and sons of various countries were in front of them, and they almost didn't faint, and our stomachs were still turning over the rivers and seas, and you came again?