Spoof: If you make a movie about Feron

"The Halfling's Fall":

Trist rolled over from his tall horse and dismounted, and the white dove flew up, his cloak fluttering, revealing the two scimitars he was carrying behind his back. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Road to Daybreak:

The barbarian Wolfgar took part in the battle against the dark elves, and the news of his sacrifice came. His lover, Katie, grief-stricken, gets along with Trist. As a result, Wolfga returned......

"Bloodline"

Ntreili said to Trist: "I've waited so long for such an opportunity. I'm not trying to prove that I'm strong, I'm just telling people that what I lost must be regained!"

"The Halfling's Fall":

Outside the Mithril Hall, the army was in full array. Bruno pulled out his battle axe and roared, "Freedom!

"The Halfling's Fall":

Bruno presided over the meeting and made an important report entitled "The Situation and Tasks Since the First Reconquest of the Secret Silver Hall". It set forth various guidelines for promoting the rapid victory of the war and the attainment of this victory; laid down the basic policies that the dwarves should adopt in the political, economic, and diplomatic fields after the occupation of the Mithril Hall, as well as the general task and main way to transform the Mithril Hall into an important industrial town; wisely pointed out that the victory of the Mithril Hall was only the first step in the long march of 10,000 miles, and warned all the dwarves that "must ensure that the dwarven legions continue to maintain a modest, cautious, not arrogant, and not rash style, and that the barbarian servant army must continue to maintain the style of hard struggle."

"A Thousand Orcs":

The spine of the desolate world, the poor farmer, Wolfga affectionately picked up a human baby, and the soldiers around him carried water and chopped wood for the old lady, and the old lady had tears in her eyes: "The good cadres of the dwarf king are back!"

"A Thousand Orcs":

Bruno meets with the orc king's emissary. The orc king's messenger asks for earth and water, and Bruno kicks him into the mine.

"A Thousand Orcs":

At the spine of the world, the dwarven armies are ready to fight. The mountains were full of dwarven barbarian elves dressed in blue uniforms and armed with breech-loading guns, their thick cannons straight ahead, and their swords gleaming in the sun.

Bruno, wearing a black tricorne hat and a gray tweed coat, rode past the procession on a white horse, and the crowd erupted in cheers from time to time:

"Long live the Dwarven King!"

"A Thousand Orcs":

On the roof of the world, Bruno marched alone, surrounded by an army of orcs in ambush. Bruno saw that the officers and men were all terrified, so he climbed to the top of the imperial chariot and said in a loud voice:

Mithril Hall, warriors of Icewind Dale, my brothers!

I see in your eyes,

You are as terrified as I am.

Perhaps one day, the dwarves will shrink and coward, abandon their allies, and break off their friendships,

But that will not be the case today.

Perhaps one day, the orcs will break through the dwarven city, and the dwarves will be exterminated.

But that will not be the case today!

Today we are fighting to the death!

In the name of all that is dear to you, I command you to resist the enemy, warriors of the Mithril Hall!

"Dark Army Raid":

"Although Fei Lun is big, there is no way back, and behind it is Silver Moon City!"

"Dark Road":

A Waterdeep official: He's just a law-breaking wanderer!

Dudmon: Jobless outcasts, then his tombstone reads: This is Wolfga, the son of Lobeonica, the chief of the Elk Tribe, and a survivor of the battle against the Grey Dwarves in the Mythril Hall, who was executed by Waterdeep officials for being unemployed.

A Waterdeep official: Don't talk nonsense to me now! Do you think Wolfgar is the only warrior to be devastated in Waterdeep? He tried to murder you!

Dudmund: Wolfgar was lucky that he didn't kill you all.

A Waterdeep City official: Are you telling me that I can't arrest him if I gather 200 Waterdeep warriors?

Dudmon: You sent those people, don't forget one thing.

Waterdeep official: What?

Dudmont: There must be enough coffins.

"Dark Army Raid":

Mother Banrui: "Mother Solarin, Mother D'Ango, hurry up and move closer to me." For Rose's sake, pull the sisters along. ”

"Dark Army Raid":

Rose read the battle report and said angrily, "Three thousand dark elves in three days, even three thousand pigs can't be caught! ”

"Dark Army Raid":

A certain master mother said to her subordinates on the floating saucer: "That's it, our hundreds of dark elves will be reimbursed again, and Rose will scold us for being incompetent."

The Dark Elf General said: It's not that we are incompetent, it's that the dwarves are too cunning

This is based on the spoof post that made the Qing court drama the main theme. It was originally extremely chilling, but after switching to the FR background, it was much better. That's it.

Well, I think all of you readers know which movies these episodes are from, so you don't need to indicate what "First Blood" or "300" a plot is from

Finally, it was cold, and I woke up yesterday from freezing. Then I remembered that the dream was actually the zombie outbreak in 2012, and there was also a heavy snowstorm...... It's embarrassing