"Why don't you have a drink?" said Snowrey, lazily lying on his recliner, raising his glass to Martin. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Forget it, I don't like to drink...... I don't know what's good about wine. I'm still willing to opt for a drink. Martin replied. There is no need for etiquette between him and Snowray.

"Okay, let's not talk about the taste for the time being, don't you like the feeling of being drunk and fluttering?"

"I don't like it, Master has always asked me to be temperate......"

That's why I broke away from them. Snowy talked about the past. "My creed is: in life, eat and drink. I'm not interested in them. ”

In fact, a student like him, if he had been an apprentice of another Starch Spencer Druid, would have died long ago. But his master, Ernest, was one of the few good-natured Starch Spencer Druids, who always believed in his thinking to "love people". So he just took Martin as an apprentice and replaced him.

Snorrey really deserves to be thankful for fate. Among the Starch Spencer Druids, not everyone was as talkative as Ernest. You know, the vast majority of Starch Spencer druids pursued the idea of survival of the fittest. Their slogan is: Nature does not believe in tears. In their eyes, nature is an extremely ruthless mother, using all kinds of harsh means to select objects worthy of survival, and the loser can only be ruthlessly eliminated.

And they often do the same with their apprentices. Among the Starch Spencer Druids, there was a man nicknamed "The Bull Shark". Because he treats his students like cubs of bullsharks. The bull shark, the breeding of this terrifying shark is extremely bizarre. They are ovoviviparous animals. The so-called eggs hatch in the mother's body before they give birth to the mother. This type of reproduction is actually not peculiar, and it is also found in many species of reptiles, and it is an improvement over the average oviparous. The key point is that the bull shark is a creature, before the mother's belly, the brothers and sisters have to start a killing, and in the end, only the strong can have the right to be born.

And so did the Starch Spencer Druid. He had to make sure that a dozen of his apprentices survived to graduation each time, and then put a neck ring around their necks and send them to an island. Let them kill each other, and in the end there is only one winner left. The purpose of the collar is to prevent students from leaving the island (once they leave the island, the collar will explode, and if they try to disassemble it, the collar will also explode).

"You've been in contact with other people before you came here. Is there any news? Although I have left you, my curiosity about nature has not diminished. Snorri said to Martin as he stroked the cat lying on his belly.

"Do you remember the master plant who tried to cross radish and kale?" Martin said.

"Remember, how could he have such crazy thoughts, you must know that it can belong to the distant source of hybridization, the chance of success is very slim. Even if it succeeds, it's not ...... affinity or something."

"But he succeeded in crossbreeding"

"Oh my God, did the Brussels sprouts really come to fruition? It's a great success, and it looks like we should look at distant hybridization anew. ”

"Yes, but it can also be said that he failed. ”

"What? Is there something wrong with the traits of Brussels sprouts?" asked Nothri, curious.

"It's like this, you know that the value of radish is in the roots, and the value of kale is in the leaves. So the master wanted to create a new plant with the roots of radish and the leaves of cabbage, which was an all-round cash crop. This is the reason for the significance of far-source hybridization. The problem is, the thing he grows radish sprouts actually has radish leaves and cabbage roots! radish leaves, cabbage roots! Who wants that kind of crop!"

"Poof!" Snowy laughed, startling off the cat on his belly. "How many years of hard work have cultivated the leaves of radishes and the roots of cabbage!

Martin knew that his brother was also an informal man, so he didn't care, and just continued to talk about the new discoveries of the Starch Spencer Druids. "Now, we have new findings on animal homosexual behavior. This helps us unravel the mystery of so-called born homosexuality"

"Really?"

"Doesn't the conventional wisdom say that animals are instinctively misled into homosexual behavior in the absence of the opposite sex?" Martin continued.

"yes, that's right"

Recently, however, a master found an example that seems to be beginning to overturn this view. He had a pair of homosexual females, and when he put a healthy and attractive male of the same breed in that cage, the female did not fall into the arms of the male. On the contrary, the two good sisters actually joined forces to beat the male bird. ”

"Well, this is an isolated case. Snowy replied.

But there are examples of support in the observation pool set up by a master, which contains a total of 23 penguins, six of which are homosexual. Another pair recently hatched and raised a chick. ”

"Ducks should be used, otherwise the chicks will drown when you teach them to fish. Snowy commented.

And the lewd master who went to observe the behavior of bonobos made a startling discovery. You must remember why the master traveled all the way to the southern continent to observe bonobos. Martin said.

"Yes, because the bonobos have a lot of posture that is beyond the reach of the dust. He said that he wanted to observe the problem of the tools used by bonobos, but in fact he was observing and learning. ”

"Yes, he came back with a lot of gains, but some postures hanging from trees are really inconvenient for humans to learn. I'm really surprised that both of them use their mouths to serve the opposite sex before mating. But the core of the problem is that making a base and a lily is a very dull thing for bonobos. Males and males, as well as females and females, often play homosexuality and bond affection. According to the Master of Lewdness, that greatly strengthened their internal cohesion. As a result, the bonobos are much more peaceful than the chimpanzee population, and there is less violence. ”

"This is love...... But isn't anyone really looking at the strange things for those bonobos?"

"The lewd master also brought the astonishing news that he had discovered a monkey in the local area that had mastered the language skills. ”

"It seems that the novel "Congo Horror" is really well-founded......"

"Don't underestimate apes. Some time ago, the news broke that an orangutan raised by a certain master escaped from prison by digging tunnels. ”

"At this moment, those who dug tunnels to escape from prison should burst into tears......"

He also observed that wild female chimpanzees were eating by exchanging meat for male chimpanzees. ”

"I'm X! This discovery is too powerful!No wonder prostitutes were one of the first professions to emerge from man!" exclaimed Snowy. Then he turned his face to Martin suspiciously, and said, "You mentioned this, don't you mean to be sarcastic about me." ”

"I swear I didn't mean that. Martin replied solemnly. "But I really can't understand how you're spending so much money on that prostitute. In the end, she thinks she's sucked you dry and kicks you away!"

"The same cannot be said about this question. I'm not serious either, I'm just playing. ......”

"But you're spending too much money. Martin said. The Starch Spencer druids did not advocate abstinence, but they also opposed indulgence, especially those that had nothing to do with procreation. In their opinion, it is okay to spend money on a few concubines, but it is not right to spend that money on prostitutes. Ernest, on the other hand, told Martin the story of the tortoise and hare race. He said that when the rabbit saw that the tortoise was pulling away, he ...... with a female rabbit on the side of the road As a result, when the rabbit staggered to the finish line, he found that the tortoise had already arrived. It was through stories like this that Martin was reminded of how bad indulgence could be for spiritual practice.

It's no wonder that the knowledge and magic mastered by the Druids sent by Starch Spencer were willing to transform their bodies with the help of divine magic. It's okay to indulge for four hours a day. But a day is four hours, and a year of fourteen hundred and sixty hours is wasted on a woman's belly. With so much time, if you devote so much time to cultivation, you will definitely make a lot of progress. Therefore, as long as the Starch Spencer Druids are sincere to their disciples, they all require their disciples not to indulge excessively.

Therefore, Martin looked down on this weak-willed brother. Martin believes that no matter what, the first thing is to have a strong will.

"Speaking of which, I saw the portrait of your lover, and you would like a woman like that......" Snowy said to Martin. The portrait was secretly asked by Martin to Triste when he was choosing a treasure. Naturally, Triste, who understood it, provided this convenience - everyone in the organization had to turn in their portraits, and it was not difficult to make a copy with magic.

"What's wrong?" Martin asked rhetorically.

"Hey, hey, that thin body, what's so good. Although it is disrespectful to casually comment on the figure of other people's lovers, it is too lacking in curvy beauty! Fortunately, the waist is thin...... Why don't you choose the women of our Tuoman tribe? You must know that the Tuoman women with big breasts, thin waists, plump hips and long legs, plus blonde hair, blue eyes, snow skin and red lips are the unanimous and public sex appeal of the vast majority of humanoid creatures. Although the Norma people were extremely powerful in those days, although on the one hand they thought that the Tuoman people were barbarians, on the other hand, they also admired the blonde women of the Tuoman tribe! Even those Norma women took the initiative to dye their black hair golden yellow. And blue eyes, aren't they the most beautiful eye colors since ancient times?" Snowy continued with a little disdain, "and you, on the other hand, have chosen a black-haired and black-eyed Langding as your lover. ”

"I think those steel-colored eyes are good, the turquoise plane is too gentle. Martin argued.

"Huh, don't you know? In the southern continent, the rulers who were able to build harems always like to talk about their harems filled with Tuman blonde women as princesses? Remember, a Tuoman woman with big breasts, thin waist, big hips, long legs, blonde hair, blue eyes, snow skin and red lips is what you should choose. Ignoring Martin's defense, Snowray continued.

"The question is, have you forgotten, although they were all good-looking when they were girls, but after middle age, those aunts' bucket-like waists are also worthy of their reputation. Martin said.

"This lies in maintenance, as long as it is properly maintained......"

"Forget it, don't forget what the Great Mentor once said: Our women are as strong as hussars. I don't want to find a hussar. ”

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At the same time, it was when Holkey was worried, hoping to get his son back and spread the news.

Those on both sides of the continent will be connected by a previous uneventful plunder......

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When I was writing this volume, I was talking about the color of my eyes, and I suddenly remembered the novel I bought a long time ago, and I actually flipped through it a little and turned to that paragraph. The part between Lida and Seryosha. Is this providential?

Although I said not to learn from novels, but the things in this chapter, except for some deviations from the current science because of the setting, can basically be believed. For example, the bonobos who are engaged in the base or something. Also, bonobos have a really powerful posture, most humans do, they do. Humans don't, they do......

As for that sentence, the original words are the German socialist theorist and writer, philosopher, one of the founders of Marxism, Marx's close comrade-in-arms, and the leader of the international proletarian movement. The great teacher and leader of the world proletariat, Friedrich Engels said. His words were to the effect that "the women of our country are as strong as dragoons." This phrase is widely circulated in many military forums.

Dragoons are musketeers, named dragoons because of the muskets they use. In the world I set, unlike Feron, there are no muskets. So it was replaced by hussars.

Speaking of this, Engels once said such an incident, saying, "Once a Russian hussar approached a Hungarian hussar, saying that we were peers." And the Hungarian hussars said, "Oh, what are we going to do together?" I'm a hussar, and you're a clown!"

The reason why Engels told this story was probably to satirize the Russian Handan toddler.

PS: The collection has exceeded 500. Scatter flowers, long live!