Chapter 40 Heavenly Spirits and Earth Spirits
Feng'er said: "It's okay for the Taoist to say it. ”
The Taoist priest said: "I'm not afraid of the jokes of all the little immortals, this matter will ruin my reputation for the rest of my life." Although the poor Dao is immortal, for the sake of the livelihood of the mortal world, he has to draw some spiritual runes for people and make some dojos. Lotus Nunnery Xiao Ni Huixin went out before leaving home and fell into the fish and geese, and closed the moon and shy flowers. He left the cabinet at the age of sixteen, married a man and died less than a year ago, and it was the dojo made for him by the poor road. On the seventh day of the dojo, Na Huixin's eyebrows came and went, and he hooked up with the poor Dao Shuang. Since then, Poor Dao saw the opportunity and stayed in her house for three days. came and went, the in-laws were aware, the neighbors pointed and pointed, Huixin couldn't stand the rumors, and simply cut her hair to become a nun. The lotus nunnery is a small fast, just Huixin and Shitai two people, Shitai is dedicated to building a nunnery to make the small nunnery bigger, perennial fate outside, but it is a good poor road, from time to time to find that Huixin to mess around, dedicated to double cultivation with her. At this time last year, a fellow senior brother talked about Poor Dao and saw Huixin flirting with a monk outside. At first, she didn't believe it, and questioned Huixin, she only said that she was the same senior brother of Fuyun Temple, and she discussed some Buddhist things together, and the four major monks were empty, and they could not be guessed by mortals. Only the day before yesterday, I went to meet the wisdom of the heart again, and I never thought that the bald donkey actually lived in the room of the wisdom of the heart. Poor Dao was angry but reasoned with him, and the bald donkey actually started to move. The bald donkey is tall and big, his face is ruddy, and he is a few years younger than the poor Dao, and the poor Dao has no time to draw talismans and cast spells, how can he be his opponent? Haste as the law......"
Daoist Li said the reason for his injury in one breath, and all the hatred was condensed on the monk, and he didn't seem to have much complaint about Huixin.
Feng'er listened to what he said, and the monk also matched Wuchen's physiognomy characteristics, and he had a number in his heart.
Yao Xiucai said with a smile: "In the Tang Dynasty, Liu Yuxi Shiyun: Where is the Taoist priest who planted peaches? But it turned out to be here! I don't want the Taoist to be a Taoist priest who planted peaches, and he was beaten by the one who stole peaches." The Taoist chief is known as the same spring, and he is really the same spring. ”
Daoist Li shook his head, stretched his neck and said:
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Let all the little immortals smile! When the poor Dao Dafa is completed, subdue the demons and eliminate the demons. ”
Feng'er said: "The Taoist chief will take care of his injuries first, and we will go and arrest the monk and hand it over, I don't know where this lotus nunnery is located?"
The Taoist priest asked and said:
"It was the poor Dao Gong who was good enough to reach the heavenly hearing, and the Jade Emperor knew about the grievances of the poor Dao, and secretly sent all the little immortals to help me. The Lotus Nunnery is next to the Red Mud Mountain, because there is a lotus pond in front of the Nunnery, so it is called the Lotus Nunnery, there are ten miles away from this place, and so on for lunch, let Qing'er take you there. ”
Feng'er thought that it would be good if someone led the way, so she didn't say anything more.
Xiao Daotong carried a basket full of vegetables into the house, and Daoist Li instructed him to go and cook.
After lunch, Zi Weisai gave Xiao Daotong some broken silver, which was considered to be the payment for the meal.
Everyone and Li Daochang resigned and went to the Lotus Nunnery to arrest the demon monk.
Daoist Li struggled to sit up, and shouted in his mouth:
"Poverty alleviation is up, and the poverty road must go with all the little immortals. You are thin, I am afraid that you are not the opponent of the bald donkey, and when the time comes, the poor Dao will use the Dao method, so that he will not dare to move like a mouse seeing a cat, and let you kill him. ”
Ah Niu just wanted to laugh when he heard this, and stepped forward and said:
"Don't be mysterious, my Daoist elder brother! But you don't dare to move and can't move when you see him, and it's really useless to blow your life again. ”
Daoist Li glared and said:
"Even you look down on the poor road, the poor road is now cold and cheap, and there is no money to raise beans, otherwise let you open your eyes and see how the poor road spreads beans into soldiers. Liu Bowen will only know fifty percent of this spell, and he has already learned ninety and a half of the poor way. That Tatar probed the prestige of the poor road, and he didn't dare to violate my border again, when the Jiajing master of the dynasty made people secretly edict the poor road several times, the poor road did not go. How is this blowing?"
Yao Xiucai finally couldn't help laughing and said:
"The Son of Heaven couldn't get on the boat, claiming that his ministers were immortals among people. I think that the stables in Kyoto should be a little better than this grass house, and the Taoist chief has lost a lot!"
Ah Niu said, "When I see the bald donkey, I will tell him that the next time you fight again, you will fight first." ”
Daoist Li's eyes widened, shook his head, and said to himself:
"Alas, there are so many mortals in the world!"
To put it simply, the truth is often in the hands of a few.
Feng'er saw that the hour was not early, and he didn't have time to listen to his gossip, so he said:
"Dao Chief, you first take a good rest, let's go to the monk to settle accounts, and when he is caught, he will be sent to the government to ask for at least a beheading. ”
Daoist Li called over to Xiaodaotong, asked him to lead Feng'er, and gave him some instructions.
Xiao Daotong took the wind and them, turned around and turned around, and came to the Lotus Nunnery.
There is water in front of the Lotus Nunnery, there is a mountain in the back, and two rows of earthen houses are surrounded by a small courtyard, and there are a few trees in the courtyard, which looks quiet and elegant.
The courtyard door was closed, and Feng'er stepped forward and pushed it, and it was inserted inside.
Feng'er didn't dare to rush in, for fear that the monk would not be there and cause more trouble.
Feng'er called over to the little Taoist boy, explained a few words, and then led the others to hide by the side of the wall.
Xiao Daotong approached the door of the nunnery, and there was a knock on it.
After a short knock, a crack opened in the door of the nunnery, and a young nun was about twenty or so, with a well-proportioned appearance. She stretched out her head to look, and saw that it was Xiao Daotong, so she opened the door and walked out. Hands folded and said:
"Amitabha! Is this Taoist leader on the wrong path? This is not a Taoist temple, but a nunnery. ”
Xiao Daotong said, "That's right! Isn't this the Lotus Nunnery?"
The nun said, "Exactly." I wonder what the little Taoist is here?"
Xiao Daotong said: "It's nothing. My master's name is Li Tongchun, and I am his disciple Xin Qing'er. Go and call the bald donkey out, and I will have something to say to him. ”
When the nun heard that he was a disciple of Li Tongchun and came to find the monk's theory, she couldn't help but lose her face, and hurriedly said:
"Amitabha! This is the pure land of Buddhism, and the trail chief will talk nonsense! Guarding Xiao Ni to say something bald donkey said, it is really unorthodox! Xiao Ni sees that you are still young, so I don't care about you, go back quickly!"
After speaking, he turned around and went back to the courtyard and closed the door of the nunnery.
The little Taoist priest stood there, not knowing what to do.
Feng'er waved at him from afar and made a knock on the door.
The little Taoist priest understood, and stepped forward and knocked on the door of the nunnery.
After knocking for a long time, the door of the nunnery opened, and the little nun just now walked out, looked around to see no one, and said:
"Amitabha! Your master exorcised ghosts and fell like that, Xiao Ni felt pitiful when he heard about it. This is a nunnery, not a temple, where did the monks come from? Let's go, let the family hear the joke. ”
After speaking, he stuffed a bag of silver into the little Taoist's arms, turned around and closed the door.
The little Taoist priest was stupid again, and he didn't know what to do.
Feng'er repeated the action just now.
The little Taoist priest picked up half of the green brick and smashed the door with a "bang".
After a while, the door of the nunnery opened, and a monk rushed out, shouting as he walked:
"I think it's an old apprentice of the bull's nose, and he's not afraid of death, right?