Chapter 45 Poor Dao skills are not enough

The sky was faint, Ah Niu rubbed his eyes and woke up without the wind, and no one answered after shouting in the courtyard for a long time. He hurriedly woke everyone up and asked who knew where Feng'er had gone.

Daoist Li said: "In the middle of the night, Poor Dao heard that little fairy walking out of the door, thinking that he was going to practice and would come back soon. Poor Dao used to be in unbearable pain all night, and he didn't sleep peacefully. Yesterday, I was pinched by Na Langzhong, and I fell asleep unconsciously, not paying attention to Xiaoxian's affairs. ”

Du Ling said anxiously: "Where will Brother Feng'er go?" Why don't we all go out and find it!"

Ah Niu glared at Daoist Li and asked:

"I said eldest brother, it can't be that you set up a situation and put some kind of ecstasy elixir to let people get Feng'er away and avenge your nun sister, right?"

Daoist Li was surprised when he heard this, and hurriedly said:

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Xiao Xian, what are you kidding! Poor Dao walks between heaven and earth, and has that heroic righteousness, otherwise how can he cultivate the Dao and become an immortal? Besides, if the poor Dao lies on the bed and does not go out of the door, will the person who recite a spell be gone? The Poor Dao skill is not enough!"

Ziwei said: "Don't be angry, Ah Niu is talking and playing." ”

Ah Niu scratched his scalp and said:

"It's not your business to say this, then you quickly borrow a pair of discerning eyes from Taishang Laojun and see where Feng'er has gone. ”

Daoist Li said: "This is a poor man's good job, wait for me to ask." ”

Daoist Li's eyes were slightly closed, and there were words in his mouth.

Du Ling couldn't help but feel anxious when he saw that Daoist Li was reciting a mantra there. Asked:

"Dao Chief, what did Taishang Laojun say?

Daoist Li opened his eyes slightly and said:

"Don't worry. Heaven is the same as on earth, the Jade Emperor is in the early dynasty, and the Taishang Laojun is on duty, and there is no time to ask about mortal affairs at this time. When the Jade Emperor retreats from the court, he will know the result. ”

Ah Niu said: "I heard that one day in heaven and one year on earth, when the old gentleman goes down to the court, Brother Feng'er will become Uncle Feng'er!"

Du Ling hurriedly said: "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up and find it!"

"What are you looking for? No one can escape!"

Before Du Ling finished speaking, several villagers rushed into the house, holding knives, forks, hoes and pickaxes in their hands, and the man who took the lead said.

Ah Niu saw so many people coming in in an uproar, and hurriedly asked:

"What do you guys do?"

The people who came looked at Ah Niu with contempt and said:

"You're all Hanako's accomplices, right? stop pretending to be garlic!

When the villagers heard the order and were about to do it, Ah Niu quickly touched the rice stick and shouted:

"If you don't make it clear, no one will want to get out alive!"

The villagers ignored what Ah Niu was saying, exchanged glances with each other, and moved closer to the middle.

Daoist Li was still communicating with Taishang Laojun in the air, and suddenly opened his eyes and saw a group of people who broke into to fight, so he hurriedly sat up from the bed and said:

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The poor Dao has not yet ascended to immortality, who dares to make a mistake here? Hugh is going to annoy the poor Dao, I want to call the wind and rain to scatter beans into soldiers, and let the heavenly soldiers arrest you in the future!"

When the villagers heard Daoist Li say this, they stood still and did not dare to move.

The man shouted, "Don't listen to him, he doesn't know any spells at all, he'll catch them soon!"

The villagers will be suspicious, and their feet and hands will be ready to move.

"Hahaha!"

I only heard Daoist Li laugh and said:

"Poor and compassionate, I don't want to hurt the innocent by using this Dafa. Whoever dares to take the lead in the first place without listening to dissuasion, I will take his soul and make him stare at him all day long, and he will not think about tea and dinner, and life is better than death! If you don't believe it, you might as well come out and give it a try. Qing'er, please bring the clay altar and spirit talisman for the teacher!"

The little Taoist priest agreed: "Yes!"

The house found a mud jar, but the mud jar was not found, so he ran outside the door and took a urine jar in, and Yao Xiucai covered his nose with smoke.

The villagers didn't know whether it was true or not, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, and two of them turned pale.

The man didn't dare to try rashly, in case he was really taken away by the old way, this life would be over.

The man bowed respectfully to Daoist Li and said:

"Daochang Li is disturbed, forgive your sins, forgive your sins! I am Niu Yun of the Niu family camp, and I am ordered by the Ninth Master to arrest these little flowers. ”

Daoist Li breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"I would like to think that it was the bandits who ransacked the Taoist temple, but it turned out to be the neighbors of the villagers, and they were neglected! Brother Niu Xian is also an acquaintance of the poor Dao, I don't know how the Ninth Master has been doing lately? Since the last time I drank at his house, I haven't seen him for another year, and I want to be poor and angry. These little immortals are all guests of the poor road, and they have prepared a case with Taishang Laojun. Since the villagers are here to arrest them, just take the flail and lock and arrest them. However, the poor road has to say the ugly words in front, in case you recognize the wrong person or a few little immortals have a mistake, Taishang Laojun blames it, the poor road can not carry this burden, and you have to write your name on the yellow paper of the poor road, and those who can't write will press a handprint, and then I will give Lao Jun an explanation, as for how to make it difficult, it is his business. ”

After the villagers heard what Daoist Li said, cold sweat broke out on their heads, and the two people with pale faces just now sat on the ground tremblingly.

Niu Yun also excused himself that he couldn't write, and said with a smile:

"The Taoist is really good at laughing, a few of us are on the order of the ninth master to invite a few little brothers, and the words used by the Zhuang family are inappropriate. Holding a hoe and pickaxe in his hand, he was afraid that he would miss the farming time, so he hoeed the ground on the way back. I also hope that the Taoist chief will not be surprised, be considerate of the difficulties of the elder brother, and do not have the same knowledge as the elder brother. ”

Daoist Li raised his voice and said:

Hearing Brother Xian say this, it seems that Brother Xian is also a reasonable person. I don't know why the Ninth Master asked you to invite these little immortals?"

Niu Yun said: "Don't hide it from the chief, a fire broke out in the middle of the night in the west of our village, and everyone worked together to put it out, and the fire went down." When fighting the fire, a flower was also very enthusiastic, but Niu Er believed that the fire was put by the flower. ”

When Ah Niu heard this, he shouted:

"What? You say Feng'er set fire? We two crawled out of the fire together, and we won't set fire to him if we kill him! Where is Feng'er now? I'll go and get him out!"

Du Ling said: "Brother Feng'er helped you put out the fire, how could you frame him and set him on fire?

Ziwei said: "Wait, don't be impulsive two of you first, wait for this big brother to finish speaking." ”

Ziwei saluted Niu Yun and asked:

"What happened to this big brother?"

Niu Yun went on to say:

"The ninth master didn't believe that the flowers did it, everyone believed Niu Er, and they all said that the flowers were released, and the ninth master couldn't get evidence that the flowers didn't set fire. It just so happened that Niu Zhengxing, the east of the village, went to fight the fire, and his daughter Lan'er let the flower thief get her hands again and hanged herself. Niu Er said that it was Hua'er who was attacking the west, he set fire to the west of the village, and his accomplices were in the hands of the east of the village. The Ninth Master said that he couldn't help them, so he had to come and ask you to testify. ”

Ah Niu Wow Wow yelled:

"Several of us are villains, and none of us are innocent! Brother Dao Chang borrowed my sword to use, and I will kill these bastards! Kill one is enough, kill two to earn a ......"

Ziwei grabbed Ah Niu and said, "Ah Niu, calm down, if you are in a hurry, you will kill Feng'er and us!"

Ziwei asked again: "This old brother, how many Niu Er are there in your village?"

Niu Yun said: "There are a few people in the second line, only he shouts that there are people above him every day, and calls Niu Er the main number." ”

Ziwei said: "That's right, he was the one who beat Qing'er yesterday, maybe because of Feng'er's dissuasion, and he felt a little resentful in his heart." ”

Ah Niu shouted: "Niu Er is here to die, I'll cut off his head!"