Chapter 5 Do You Want Paper?
At this time, it was already night, and even the moon was covered in the sky, and it was almost impossible to see five fingers, and it was a good time for the night to kill people and set fire to the palace as an assassin.
Ye Jinning was dressed in black and masked, and he found Xuanxiao Pavilion well, but as soon as he entered the door, he didn't even see the situation inside clearly, and he saw hundreds of powerful crossbows shooting at him!
This is really a matter of life and death, and a little carelessness is the end of being shot at the wall by those powerful ballestas.
Fortunately, Ye Jinning dared to be an assassin to repair Hong Xiaobao, and he had real skills. As the only son of Ye Feihong, the elder of the Nine-Star Martial Artist Lei Yin Pavilion, Ye Jinning was a genuine two-star martial artist, and he had already reached the level of strength qi protection! At this time, seeing that the crossbow had already shot into the front door, suddenly, Ye Jinning let out a low shout, and a pale yellow true qi barrier suddenly appeared within three feet in front of him!
Those crossbows collided with this true qi barrier, and their speed slowed down more than twice in an instant, and then a long sword in Ye Jinning's hand was revealed, and with a few clicks, all the crossbows were cut into two pieces and fell to the ground.
"Waste who doesn't do business, what use can these things be for real masters?phew!" Ye Jinning snorted disdainfully, but still walked forward cautiously.
Suddenly, I didn't know what mechanism I came across, and countless powerful crossbows shot out from the surrounding walls!
"Carving insect skills!" Ye Jinning once again picked up his talisman true qi, tossing and turning, the sword light was like snow, and in the blink of an eye, the cold arrow fell to the ground again.
"This Hong Xiaobao is just so capable. Ye Jinning sneered, it seems that although there are a lot of traps set up here, they are really of little use. It's so-so to deal with a one-star or so martial artist, but it's useless to deal with a two-star martial artist.
But to Ye Jinning's surprise, once this trap started, it could be called endless, and he didn't take two steps, and suddenly cast a huge steel wire net from the roof! The net only saw the bright light, Ye Jinning knew that it was a special thing, and ordinary swords might not be broken, so he immediately made a decision, looked for a gap in the east direction, and rushed over in an instant.
Crash......
The steel wire mesh fell to the ground, making a slight rattling sound, Ye Jinning didn't wait to stand firm, suddenly there was a strange movement on the ground, it was actually a huge spherical iron cage like a monster's huge mouth, just bitten up from the bottom of his feet! If this iron cage really bites, then he is really a turtle in an urn, and he is slaughtered by others.
"There are two hits. Ye Jinning frowned, at this time his position had reached the northeast corner of this hall, the front, left and rear were dead ends, and only a little open space was left on the right. This can be said to be the only way to live, and it was decided immediately, but in the blink of an eye, he rushed to the right, but he didn't want to, just to the right foot before he could hit the ground, the floor tiles there actually fell, revealing a big black hole out!
"Not good!" Seeing that it will definitely not be easy to fall, even if he doesn't die, his face will be lost, Ye Jinning is indeed not an ordinary person, a sword pierced into the wall, and then with a longitudinal force, the whole person finally stepped on the hilt of the sword and did not fall.
At this time, the hole rumbled and closed again, Ye Jinning escaped a catastrophe, and finally exhaled a long breath. As a result, I didn't want to, at this moment, a pale red smoke suddenly erupted from the surroundings, at this time it was when Ye Jinning's old power had just gone, and the new force had not been born, plus all the traps had been cracked, and the mood was relatively relaxed, but he inhaled it in one breath, and suddenly his abdomen hurt like a knife, Ye Jinning's whole face was red with pain, and the sweat on his body was coming out layer by layer!
If you want to say that this red mist, it is really not a highly poisonous thing. This thing is called turtle powder, and after inhaling it, it will cause abdominal pain in people, and to put it bluntly, it is a laxative with a relatively fast effect!
Generally speaking, is tolerable and urine is unbearable, but when you have diarrhea, it is definitely more unbearable than urine!
Ye Jinning was so anxious that he almost collapsed, if he came to teach Hong Xiaobao a lesson in the middle of the night, he would have diarrhea, in case he couldn't hold it back......
Fortunately, I finally remembered that the thatched toilet that Hong Xiaobao made during the day seemed to be nearby, and when I looked around, I saw a window not far ahead, and the thatched toilet was outside the window over there!
This can be said to be the drowning man who grabbed the straw that saved his life, Ye Jinning grabbed the last spirit without saying a word, jumped out of the window, and rushed in the direction of the latrine!
"Huh......" finally solved the urgent need, Ye Jinning sat on the toilet and let out a long breath: "It's okay, it's okay......" At this time, he remembered that there was such a big movement here and no one had even come to this place, it was really strange, but as soon as he thought of this, a young voice laughed outside the toilet: "Oh, the people inside, give me a word, as long as you surrender, I won't ask the guards to pull the house......"
In just a moment, Ye Jinning had an urge to die.
Before, he was still wondering how he didn't even show up with such a big movement by making such a big move, but now it seems that all this is the ghost of this damn evil Hong Xiaobao who kills a thousand knives! It seems that he has calculated that he will definitely come here!
If you are seen in this great solution, you will have no face to live!
As a result, this is a blessing and a curse, Ye Jinning was sweating profusely, desperately thinking about how to explain it, and suddenly a gentle female voice sounded, and this time Ye Jinning suddenly wanted to get into the cracks in the ground......
"Okay, Brother Xiaobao, don't make trouble, it's Ye Jinning inside. It was Yun Caixiao's voice, only to hear her soft voice: "He has suffered a big loss from you, forget it this time." ”
In the end, it was up to women to solve the siege!
Ye Jinning's intestines were blue, but the problem was that this was not the most miserable.
The most tragic thing is that Hong Xiaobao made up another knife very decisively: "Oh, it's Brother Jin Ning inside, you said you want to come, you can come, it's the middle of the night - by the way, I just built this toilet today and haven't had time to tidy it up." Ah, don't think about it, I mean, you don't ...... paper."
This is the four great sorrows of life, which refer to the four things of peeing and wetting shoes, drinking soup and spilling the crotch of pants, going to the toilet without paper, and farting and shitting. Now Ye Jinning is catching up, still in front of the person he likes, but what makes him most depressed is that his rival in love is still on the side - of course, what is even more depressing is that his rival in love is asking him if he wants paper, and the most depressed thing is that he can't say no yet......
"To ...... The point," Ye Jinning's fists were about to burst: "Then it's troublesome Brother Xiaobao." ”
"Ah, don't dare to be, don't dare to be," Hong Xiaobao immediately handed the paper over from the hole: "Tap it, this paper is not very strong." ”
"Much, thank you Brother Xiaobao," and then Ye Jinning's screams were heard soon - well, the paper was torn......