Chapter Twenty-Three: Nonsense
Bang –
"Third uncle~ Quick, quickly hold the corpse, I'm going to be crushed to death!"
The young man was suffocated by Li Qing's chest, and his eyes rolled and he immediately exhaled.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
The old man was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly leaned over and pushed Li Qing's shoulders and waist. I want to turn him off the young man's body.
But firstly, Li Qing's weight was beyond his imagination, and secondly, he was old and old, and he only held his old face red, and he did not shake Li Qing's body for half a minute.
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist who reacted glared and shouted, "Who are you?
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves.
As he said this, the young man and the old man finally flipped Li Qing's body to the ground.
After hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist, the young man gasped heavily, his eyes kept rolling white, and then he trembled and stretched out his finger and pointed at the four-eyed Taoist, and turned his head to look at the old man who was also panting on the ground.
He wanted the old man to speak, but he hadn't recovered from being pressed by Li Qing.
But the old man who was panting for breath was tired and sweating profusely. Like him, he didn't even have the strength to speak.
Seeing that the two people in front of him were pointing at him with their fingers, but without saying a word, the four-eyed Taoist leader stepped over the young man and stood in front of Li Qing's body. Then he put his hands in front of him, and shouted in a deep voice: "Hurry like a law!"
As soon as the word "up" fell, Li Qing, who was lying face down on the ground, stood up straight, as if a rope was pulling from behind.
After Li Qing stood up, the four-eyed Taoist chief looked at the young man and the old man angrily, and said: "I will let you go today, I am not afraid to tell you, if it is not for the poor road has something important, I need to hurry up to Renjia Town! I have to teach you a lesson today......! How dare you rob a corpse in the quiet of the night?"
As soon as the words fell, he dragged Sanqingling, who was hanging on his belt, from his waist, raised his hand and pushed Li Qing, who was standing quietly in front of him, and said angrily: "Let's go!"
Li Qing was pushed forward by him, and then when he landed, the Sanqing Bell in the hands of the Four-Eyed Dao Leader also rang.
"Bell bell bell—"
"Bell bell bell—"
With the sound of the bell, Li Qing, who was sticking to the corpse suppression talisman, suddenly jumped forward slowly as if he had received some order. The four-eyed Taoist took out a handful of paper money from his arms, and shouted in a strange tone: "Yin people are on the road, Yang people ~ avoid!"
"Bang-"
"Bang-"
"Bang-"
But before the four-eyed Daoist took a few steps, the young man who had recovered his strength blocked between Li Qing and the four-eyed Daoist with a dark face. Tilting his head and waist, he looked like a second ancestor. Squinted his eyes and said, "Slow~"
"Hey, hey!"
The four-eyed Taoist sneered and said, "What's the matter?"
"Huh, what's the matter?"
The young man first sneered, and then said, "Daoist, you sent my cousin back to the countryside for burial, but you were two hours late from the agreed time!
The four-eyed Taoist was stunned when he heard this, and frowned: "Ren family?"
As soon as the words came out, his face changed slightly.
He suddenly remembered that among the corpses he had rushed before, there was indeed one that was going to be sent to the Ren family.
Thinking of this, he secretly said bad in his heart. The corpses he drove had already been robbed by those ghost kings, so what to give to the Ren family at this moment.
You can't give the zombie in front of you to the Ren family......
Wait a minute!
The four-eyed Taoist leader's eyes suddenly lit up, and this young man didn't seem to know what the corpse sent to the Ren family looked like.
In that case, you might be able to take this zombie on top.
As soon as he thought of this, a smile appeared on his face, and he said tentatively: "It turns out that you are from the Ren family, and I am about to go to the Ren family." This corpse suddenly changed halfway, and it delayed some trips, sorry, sorry!"
“╯^╰”
The young man clasped his hands on his chest and ignored him.
At this time, the old man dragged the young man aside and whispered: "Young master, let's hurry up and take our cousin home, it will be dawn after a delay!"
When the young man heard this, he looked at the sky, then snorted coldly at the four-eyed Dao chief, and then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, Master Ben doesn't remember the villain, hurry up and get on the road!"
Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist laughed, then coughed lightly, and shook the three clear bells with a straight face.
"Bell bell bell—"
"Yin people are on the road, Yang people ~ avoid!"
......
Renjia Town.
Captain Ah Wei, dressed in a security uniform, was yawning against a tree, his eyes half-narrowed, looking like he was about to fall asleep.
On the ground a few meters in front of him, some members of the security team were sitting on the dirt road with guns in their hands, sleeping soundly one by one. The snoring came and went.
"Whew-"
"Whew-"
At this moment, a middle-aged man's voice suddenly came from the woods in the distance.
"Yin people are on the road, Yang people ~ avoid!"
As soon as the sound fell, another bell rang.
"Bell bell bell—"
"Bell bell bell—"
In the middle of the night in this life, Ah Wei, who didn't dare to sleep to death, woke up instantly after hearing the bell.
"Who !!?"
He shouted with his front foot, and pulled his pistol from his waist in a panic with his back foot.
Probably because he was too flustered, the pistol pinned to his waist slipped and fell to the ground as soon as he picked it up.
Ah Wei hurriedly bent down to pick it up, but his eyes looked at the team members in front of him. I'm afraid they'll see this.
Fortunately, those people slept to death, and they haven't woken up until now.
"Ahem—"
Ah Wei coughed lightly, took a pistol, then wiped his pants, and then walked to the side of the group of team members with a straight face, and shouted coldly: "Beware of zombies!"
"Oh my mother—"
"Zombies! Where are the zombies?"
"Where's my glutinous rice?"
For a while, I saw the players who were awakened screaming in a mess. One by one, their faces were full of panic.
Seeing this, Ah Wei snorted coldly and reprimanded: "Look at yourself, just two words will scare you like this! You are looking at me! When will you be as bold as a bear like the captain of the team!"
After hearing that there were no zombies coming, just Ah Wei joking with them, these team members suddenly sighed.
"Captain, in the middle of the night, can you rest and rest. ”
"That's it!"
Just as they were complaining, they heard a sudden "thump" thumping sound behind them.
At the same time, a middle-aged man's voice appeared in their ears.
"Yin people are on the road, Yang people ~ avoid!"
The moment they heard these eight words, the bodies of these security soldiers froze. His face turned white and blue in an instant.
Ah Wei directly slapped himself in the mouth and secretly scolded a crow's mouth. Then he licked his lips and slowly stepped back with his legs limp.
At this moment, I heard an excited young man's voice suddenly come from the darkness ahead.
"Cousin Ah Wei, I'm your cousin Ah Qing!"
Ah Wei was stunned at first when he heard this, and then his eyes widened instantly, and he was stunned: "Ah Qing, did you really bring Ren San back?"
As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Ah Qing and an old man walking out of the dark forest. Closely behind the four-eyed Dao Chief, beckoning to him.
Not long after the two of them were revealed, a middle-aged man wearing an apricot yellow robe and glasses slowly walked out of the darkness.
"Four-eyed Michigo?"
Ah Wei looked stunned, and a bad premonition arose in his heart. Then a dense layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
Before he could think about it, there was a thump, thump' throbbing sound in his ears.
In this beating sound, Ah Wei's eyes widened subconsciously.
At that moment, I saw a stiff figure with black hair on its body and a layer of purple fluff on its cheeks jumping out from behind the four-eyed Dao chief.
In an instant, Ah Wei's face froze, and he stood still as if he had been struck by lightning. The same was true of his men, all stunned, their eyes staring straight ahead.
Zombies, Ah Wei has seen two!
One is his cousin-in-law, and the other is his cousin-in-law and his father.
These two zombies, although they are very fierce, can still show their pre-mortem appearance on their faces.
Can...... The one in the distance was covered in black hair, with purple hair on its face, and it looked like a monster.
For a moment, everyone was frightened and motionless.
By the time they came back to their senses, the four-eyed Dao Elder had already come within ten meters of them.
Suddenly, Ah Wei's face turned pale, and his body subconsciously retreated.
And his subordinates were crawling up one by one at this time.
"Zombies?!"
"Oh my god!"
"Don't, don't come here!"
When the four-eyed Taoist saw this scene, there was not the slightest strange look on his face.
Normal people react to zombies in this way.
Even the bolder ones will have trembling legs and trembling voices.
Thinking of this, he glanced at the young man standing in front of him with a strange face, waving at Captain Ah Wei. He secretly said in his heart: "This kid is either bold and unspeakable, or he is a fool!"
Just as he thought of this, the young man standing in front of him ran to Ah Wei's side in three or two steps, and said, "Cousin, why don't you follow your cousin to keep a vigil for your cousin?"
Even if Ah Wei was terrified to death in his heart, his face was only pale on the surface, which was not obvious in this night.
After listening to the young man's words at this moment, he subconsciously patted his chest and said coldly: "Stand guard......? It's ......"
As he spoke, he glanced left and right, then raised his eyebrows, and said with a stiff neck: "I'm exercising them!"
When the words fell, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
On the surface, he squinted his eyebrows and lit the group of weak security guards who had been frightened by Li Qing, and said, "If I don't train them, use their rat guts." It's long since I ran away!"
Seeing this, the young man nodded carelessly, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, he pulled Ah Wei's belt with a smile, turned around and pointed at Li Qing beside the four-eyed Dao Chief, and said, "Cousin, look, who did I bring back!"
As soon as the young man's voice fell, the corners of Ah Wei's eyes twitched subconsciously.
When his cousin-in-law was not dead, he casually mentioned that since the old lady was going to be reburied in the coffin, it would be inconvenient to bury the third son together.
San'er's full name is Ren San'er, and he is also a cousin of his, and he is also a gangster in the township, who suddenly fell out with his cousin-in-law a few years ago, and then suddenly worshiped his eldest brother and left Renjia Town.
After all these years, just when the Ren family was about to forget him, the news of his death suddenly came.
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