Chapter 13: You're not looking right
Who would this beggar be if it wasn't Lin Chen!
He deliberately spent ten cents to find a senior beggar to smear his face with dirt and change into a tattered beggar suit. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Now, with a broken bowl in his hand, he sat sloppily at the corner of the street, waiting for almsgiving.
"Brother, new here, right?" a beggar with a faint stench approached, "With your appearance, I don't think you can get any money!"
"What's wrong with my style?" Lin Chen had just changed into a beggar outfit, and he had nothing to do anyway, so he responded.
"Brother, don't make a fuss! Look at you, your teeth are white, your body is strong, your clothes are a little torn, but they are clean anyway! I advise you to go back and put on makeup and come again!" the beggar enthusiastically explained, "Look at me, my face is full of sores, like mud, so that I look like a standard beggar!"
"It's okay! I can get money like this!" Lin Chen replied lazily.
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you!" the beggar sighed, revealing a look of "children cannot be taught".
As soon as the two finished talking, a man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks rushed out of a nearby teahouse.
The man rushed to Lin Chen in a hurry, and said excitedly: "Brother, begging for food?"
"Yes, I'm bored, come out to beg for food and have fun!" Lin Chen said casually.
The man was so excited in his heart that he said, "Look at this arrogance, begging for food! A local tyrant is a local tyrant, and he is tired of playing with other things, so he has come to beg for food!" It seems that he is definitely right!"
"I see that you are pitiful, give you ten taels of silver!" Without hesitation, the man took out a silver ingot from his pocket and threw it into Lin Chen's broken bowl.
Lin Chen seemed to have anticipated this situation a long time ago, and went to pull out a blank piece of paper and a brush from under his buttocks, without half a superfluous nonsense, and asked directly: "Dare to ask the address of the well-wisher?"
The man immediately reported his address, and after Lin Chen wrote it down, he grinned and left proudly.
At this scene, the foul-smelling beggar was dumbfounded, and he was all over the ground.
"What's going on? Could it be that our beggar industry is going to change?" he couldn't help but think, "Could it be that the good Samaritans like this style now?"
Before the beggar could come to his senses, another fat man wearing a hat came again.
"Brother, are you begging for food?" the fat man asked Lin Chen.
The foul-smelling beggar was stunned: "Isn't this the king in the east of the city?
Lin Chen was even more straightforward this time, directly picked up the pen and paper, and asked, "What is the address?"
Wang Yuanwai was not shocked, and took out fifty taels of silver from his pocket very happily and reported his address.
Just as Wang Yuanwai was about to leave, the foul-smelling beggar hurriedly hugged him and cried, "Have pity on me, Wang Yuanwai! I haven't eaten for three days!"
"Get out of here!" Wang Yuanwai showed no mercy, and with one kick he picked up the foul beggar, straightened his clothes and left.
"What the hell!" the foul-smelling beggar looked at Lin Chen, wanting to see what was so special about this new beggar.
"Brother, master, teach me a few tricks?" The foul stinky beggar couldn't figure it out, so he directly whispered to the four to ask for help.
Lin Chen pillowed his head with his hands, leaned against the foot of the wall, and said with a smile: "You can't do this style, change it! Go back and take a good bath and then come to beg, now we are beggars, the competition is very fierce, and the shape must be outstanding!"
"Oh-" The foul-smelling beggar nodded heavily, and as if he understood, he picked up the guy and left.
"This guy, won't he really take a bath, right?" Lin Chen couldn't close his mouth with a smile, "However, it's okay to wash, he stinks, even if there are well-wishers, he won't approach him!"
Lin Chen was smiling, and four "well-wishers" came at the same time.
"Brother, are you still begging for food?" the four of them asked in unison, meaningfully.
"Beggy!" Lin Chen replied.
Behind the four of them, five more gorgeously dressed middle-aged men followed.
"Brother, are you begging?" said in unison.
"Begg, beg, beg!" Lin Chen seemed impatient, picked up the pen and paper in his hand, and was ready to start recording, "Come one by one, line up and line up! I'm only begging until dark, you guys hurry up!"
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A quarter of an hour later.
Lin Chen's begging point was already surrounded by groups.
"Brother, I think you are pitiful, give you twenty taels!"
"Zhang Yuanwai, you're here too!"
"Hey, blacksmith, you're here to give alms?"
"I'm a hundred taels!"
"My family lives in ......"
The order of the scene, the chaos is booming, and those who don't know think they are performing juggling!
When the ignorant people around inquired, they realized that this group of people were all rushing to give the beggar money.
And all of them are extremely generous, less than one or two pieces of silver, people and beggars are not uncommon.
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Chen Lianshan and his entourage also found this street entrance. All three changed their appearances slightly to avoid being recognized. Especially Qingqing, she has always been easy to look like when she goes out.
The sky was getting darker, and night was falling.
But the enthusiasm of the big guy's "alms" to Lin Chen did not subside at all, and it still surrounded Lin Chen, and the silver beside Lin Chen was about to pile up into a hill.
Chen Lianshan and the three of them, looking at this scene, were all stunned.
Staring at the big eyes, you look at me, I look at you, and for a while, the three of them were speechless and choked.
"Lianshan, are we dreaming! I've lived most of my life, and I've never seen such charity!" Xiao Yu said.
"You hit me in the face! I feel like I'm dreaming too!" Chen Lianshan said.
"Smack!"
Xiao Yu did not hesitate to slap him.
"Oops!" Chen Lianshan touched his red face, "You really fight!"
In Qingqing's beautiful eyes, with a smile, he stared at the beggar who was constantly registering and collecting money.
"I knew you weren't that simple!" Qingqing couldn't help but laugh when she looked at Lin Chen's dress.
Lin Chen, who was not far away, saw that it was already dark, and it was time to leave for the Chen Mansion.
So, he put away his pen and paper, and said aloud: "This is the end of today's begging! I'm tired and I'm going back to my house to rest!"
Those who have not yet "given alms" are obviously a little lost, but they have all dispersed obediently, not daring to disturb the prosperity of this God of Wealth.
After the crowd had dispersed, Lin Chen took out a sturdy sack from under his buttocks, and put all the "alms" harvest in this short hour into the sack.
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
He threw a large amount of silver into a sack.