The finger-cutter is very patriotic, and everyone knows this from the government to the workers who sweep the streets at the door. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

No, his masterpiece appeared in the newspaper again.

He wrote an article calling for a boycott of pressure cookers in country X.

Country X, as everyone knows, is not in the same place as the country of the Finger Cutter.

In the past, the finger-cutter used to warn everyone how hateful Country X is, and it is actually the great enemy of the nation and the enemy of the country.

We want to fight for living space!

Finger cutters often shout like this.

And because of this, it was favored by patriotic youth.

And this time, it's no exception.

Oh, and it's not just patriotic youth. The uncle of the Finger Cutter, a respected capitalist, is the leader of the pressure cooker business in his country. (Although there are vague rumors that his pressure cooker is unsafe, many small people prefer to buy a high-quality X domestic pressure cooker.) With a high-end cigar made in his mouth, he said to the finger cutter, "Goro, you're doing a really good job."

Not just lip service, in order to reward this patriot. The finger cutter's uncle also gave the finger cutter a part of the stock in his hand!

It can be seen that the person who cut the finger and his family are full of loyalty. This uncle was so patriotic.

The most famous person is of course not only writing articles.

In protest against the invasion of a colony by country X, the finger cutter sat in front of the embassy of country X and openly cut off one of his fingers with a knife!

When he raised his bloody fingers high, the patriotic young people all burst into tears.

Since they want war, we will give them war!

And so the war broke out.

That uncle became a manufacturer of steel helmets, and was commended by the government for his contributions to the country. Although the fighters on the front line say that the steel helmet he produces is as fragile as a lunch box. But government officials who have eaten a full feast and received a high-end sauna do not see it so much.

"The quality of this helmet is very good!" he said in an official tone.

The age of the person who cut the finger was at that time, and theoretically he should go to the battlefield immediately to serve the country.

But everyone knows that he lacks a finger and can't handle a gun.

So he stayed in the rear and continued to write articles in the newspapers, warning everyone to die heroically for the motherland.

Although a hundred thousand young men had fallen on that distant colony.