Early yesterday morning, the fetal god posted a photo of Captain America and Doraemon handing over the Infinity Gauntlet on the Facebook system. This bad post led to an unprecedented click-through rate, the Facebook system was paralyzed for a while, and 90 million interstellar teachers and students were caught in a heated debate about "whether Doraemon has a finger or not" in full swing.

At noon today, Nie Xiaofeng was eating, chatting and playing with her classmates, when she suddenly swiped the Facebook of the fetal god, and sprayed the meteor beer on the face of the boy opposite on the spot - now she has to explain to so many classmates who the famous anime ICON Doraemon from Jiukun Dixing is sacred, and why the always mighty and cautious Captain America would ask it to keep the Infinity Gauntlet - are you responsible for the big fetus? ? Nie Xiaofeng sprayed your emperor squid brother!

Faced with the ulterior motives of the strange historian, the fetal god immediately launched a sharp and majestic rhetorical question: "Why does Feng Feng want to eat with my emperor squid brother? ! What personal relationship do they have?! I want to go and sue Master!"

Nie Xiaofeng was full of sincerity: "Hua'er is so anxious to yell at me, didn't you think that I was trying to persuade you and Emperor Squid to split their feelings?

The fetal god said angrily: "Shut up! Don't get in the way on my chopping road~ Are you jealous that you can't get me~ and then brew with my emperor squid brother sauce, endlessly, in and out together, laughing and laughing, fighting, spraying and spraying... I'm not just going to repeat yelling at you!"

The words made Nie Xiaofeng's anger come up, and he said angrily on the spot: "I'm for the sake of the harmony between you and Da Yanjun's husband and wife, and for your own good!!"

The fetal god snorted and sneered: "So you are tempting and indulging yourself on the edge of morality? I believe you are a ghost!"

Nie Xiaofeng's eyes widened: "Hey, don't have no conscience! I don't have a moral hazard! Marrying Luo Xuan is an unfortunate thing that happened on the Jiukun Earth, in the pure land of Great Regret, he is not my husband at all, I have the protection of the Universal Freedom Convention, I can disown him!!"

The fetal god laughed: "There is a kind! I'll hang this out for you, so that everyone can see, how can you disown my master as a husband!"

Nie Xiaofeng was furious and took the case: "Fetal God, don't go too far! You already have Uncle Yin, and you want to split the legs of the Emperor Squid, have you thought about the feelings of Uncle Yin and Uncle Yin?"

The fetal god suddenly turned his head and smiled at Nie Xiaofeng: "You also know, you have already had a master, but you are still splitting your legs, Brother Lujun, Mr. Long Jiu and Uncle Di'an, have you considered Master's feelings?"

Nie Xiaofeng tilted his head in surprise: "You took the wrong medicine, right? You weren't like this before!"

The fetal god stomped his feet and shouted: "I have always been like this, this is my original purpose! I approached you for my master!!"

Nie Xiaofeng was stunned when he heard this, and sat down on the ground.

(To be continued)