Niu Gensheng found that this world is too perverted, the change is too fast, I haven't seen pigs eating too much pork, the crossroads * police? Catch the one with a hat! Pig Chinese New Year's Eve Limu has a dream! This winter is not too cold! Jacky Cheung sings not drunk and moving! Niu Gensheng was confused in his dream, and saw Wang Xiaobo flying over on an independent pig, and Chang'e danced! Cao Zhi sang "Song of the Pig", and the pig's ass twisted was so cute! Wang Xiaobo chanted: "Ah! Black midnight, the pig does not see the cow laughing, still laughing in the spring breeze! Looking for dreams in the fairy cave? The majestic peak of Danxia Mountain is full of energy, Wushan is full of clouds and rain, and the mountain rain is coming.

Long Chunfeng smiled and said: "This is also called poetry, rude street, laughing at the world! I chant a poem to feast on Yaxing: "Pig" The pig is a poem, the pig's head is silk, the pig's liver is a poem, the pig's large intestine is feces, and the pig's whip is a pillar of the sky! Ah Yangtze River! Ah Yellow River! Ah pig is the world's stupidest animal? Ah human beings are pigs' friends, pigs are dogs' enemies! "Vomit to death! Some anorexic patients have been cured without treatment! Niu Gensheng has found that pigs are becoming more and more cute! Pigs are more awesome than dragons! Pigs are more ferocious than tigers! A piece of pork stone is auctioned for a sky-high price!

The Eight Realms of Pigs went down to the mortal dust to see what the pig clan had become, and the best thing to buy on the street was the pork belly tail, and the most people ate the pig bacon! Pork ribs were bought out of the market! Pigs were all right! There was a person who raised a pet pig to raise a big pig! Pigs have become an indispensable delicacy on people's table!

Niu Gensheng was bored and very scoundrel, drunk and said: "Everyone is drunk and the pig wakes up alone, only the eater keeps his name!" The Eight Realms of Pigs complained to Rulai and said: "If you come! The pig's life is so miserable! Before he slept enough, he went to the pork platform! Jigong also said that the wine and meat had passed through the intestines, and the Buddha left it in his heart!

For example: "This world is the law of the jungle, natural selection, survival of the fittest! The more you eat, the more you eat? Like ants and frogs, the more you eat, the more good you are, the kinder the animals, the more you will have? How many tigers and king cobras have you seen? You can't eat all the pigs every day!"

Niu Gensheng woke up like a dream and said, "I see!" Zhu Bajie was speechless! Guanyin said: "One flower, one world, one leaf, one Bodhi, one pig and one Kun? This world is that people eat all things, and all things will eventually return to dust! Bodhi is originally a tree, and the mirror is also water, and there is no pig in the first place! Amitabha Buddha! The fate of a pig has been a thousand lifetimes of love and calamity, one day is a pig, and a thousand generations are mermaids! Good and good! Pig is the destiny of heaven

It's hard to disobey!" Niu Gensheng saw in a dream that Despicable Me was arguing with Jin Yong in Huashan, and Ma Yun said to Master Xingyun: "When the wind comes, pigs will fly?"

Niu Gensheng smiled in his dream, the pig is too worth this life! I want to love it when I die! Pigs are so delicious to people! Everyone loves pigs, * I love pigs even more! I wish you all good luck in everything!