Chapter 292: The smell of poop emanating from the moon
"Stink!" Lin Xiaohui suddenly turned her head to look at Haiya.
"I... Does it stink?" Haya curled up the leaf flap and sniffed herself.
"Doesn't it stink?" The leaf petals still have a fresh and elegant lime smell.
"Baba stinks!" As she spoke, Lin Xiaohui pointed to the moon in the sky.
"Uhhh Haya didn't seem to understand what "poop" was, the word it had heard for the first time.
However, it sniffed carefully, and it did seem that there was a stench of coming down from the sky.
"Baba stinks!" Lin Xiaohui turned her head again, looked at Haiya, and repeated.
"Huh... Xiaohui, you can say the word, hahaha, great!" Haiya shouted happily as if she had discovered a new continent.
"The moon, the rabbit, the poop stinks!" Lin Xiaohui said again.
"The moon, the rabbit, the poop smells?" Haiya thought about what Lin Xiaohui meant, and then looked at the sky along Lin Xiaohui's flowers.
"The smell is on the moon?" Haiya asked as she looked at Lin Xiaohui.
"Moon, stinky!" Lin Xiaohui nodded.
Haya finally understood that the smell of was coming from the sky, oh no, from the moon to be exact.
Did the moon leak?
"Oh, why do I dream of swimming in the ocean of poop all night?" In addition to Haiya and Lin Xiaohui, Xixi and Hehe, who bask in the moonlight on the roof every night, also smelled the strange smell of poop.
Especially Xixi, the sense of smell is several times more sensitive than ordinary people.
"I didn't dream until I was dreaming, but I always felt the smell of poop around me. He scratched the bangs on his forehead and yawned.
It seems that the two little ones did not sleep well and were haunted by the smell of poop all night.
"Is the toilet downstairs broken? Why do I smell poop all night?" Yun Xizi didn't sleep well, she dreamed that she was in a hurry to find a toilet, and then kept wandering around each toilet, but everywhere she went, there was poop all over the ground.
Eventually, she was awakened by urine.
"It doesn't seem to be an illusion on the part of the two of us, it really smells poopy, but now it's gone. Hee-hee sniffed around the room and wondered.
"Can you start your day happily after talking about baba early in the morning?" complained the koi fish, rising from the bottom of the water.
"Old immortal, didn't you smell poop last night?" Hee-hee ran to the front of the fish tank with his short legs, and pressed his face on it, crushing his nose.
"Oops, take your face away, scared the baby to death!" Koi was frightened by Hee-hee's sudden strange face, and hurriedly flicked his tail and shouted.
"Cut, return the baby, and don't look in the mirror to see how old you are. Hee-hee took two steps back from the fish tank and said sarcastically.
"I'm only a thousand years old, about the same age as Xiong Mengmeng. The koi fish were unconvinced, and spat out a black and white bubble at Hee-hee.
"Smack!"
Hee-hee stretched out his little short hand and brutally smashed it to pieces.
"In this family, only ice cream is qualified to say that he is a baby, right, Xiaoice?" said Xixi, hugging ice cream.
"Wow!" Ice Cream cried out in agreement.
"I checked, and the toilet in our house was not broken, so I don't know if the ditch outside is blocked again. He said.
"Then let Xiong Mengmeng check it, no one goes to eat noodles in the morning anyway. Hee Hee said.
Then, he called Xiong Mengmeng and asked him to see if the ditch outside was blocked.
Soon, Xiong Mengmeng twisted his fat body and walked into the store.
"Why are you fat again?" looked at Xiong Mengmeng's big belly that seemed to be four months pregnant, and Xixi said in disgust.
"Isn't this a wide heart and a fat body!" Xiong Mengmeng patted his stomach with a smile and said.
"Xiong Mengmeng, did you smell the poop smell last night?" asked hehe.
"Uh, no
However, I have dreams that I fell into a dung pit, the same kind of thatched pit as before, and then I couldn't climb out no matter how I climbed. Xiong Mengmeng said.
"What the hell is going on here, why are you all having dreams about baba, but not me?" the koi fish said curiously.
"Because your brain structure is not as complicated as ours!" Xixi said with a malicious tone as he rubbed his little short hand.
"Hmph, at least my three souls are complete, not like some guy in a wig. Koi said disdainfully.
"Who are the three souls incomplete? Who are you talking about, do you want to fight?" said Xixi, and rushed up, trying to lift the fish tank.
"Okay, okay, okay! What kind of noise in the early morning, didn't you say that you want to build a harmonious society together?" Xiong Mengmeng hurriedly hugged Xixi.
"What's wrong?" After Yun Xizi washed up, he heard a lot of noise downstairs.
"It's okay!" said the crowd hurriedly.
"I'm going to check the ditch outside. After letting go of Xixi, Xiong Mengmeng walked out.
"I'll go with you to see it. Yun Xizi also followed.
"Hmph! Old immortal!" After seeing Yun Xizi and Xiong Mengmeng go out, Xixi made a grimace at the koi.
"Hmph! in a wig!" Koi was not to be outdone, turning around and flicking her tail twice, splashing a few drops of water on Hee's fat face.
"You..." Hee Hee just wanted to rush up, but he was stopped by Hehe.
"Hee-hee, it's time to water the flowers. Hehe said hurriedly.
"Oh yes, I almost forgot, Haya seems to be still sleeping. Hee-hee looked at Haiya, who was drooping her head, and said.
"I must have talked to Xiaohui all night. He said with a smile, he felt that Haiya and Lin Xiaohui were becoming more and more like himself and Xixi.
"Xizi, are you back, where is Xiong Mengmeng?" After pouring water for a while, Xixi saw Yun Xizi push the door and come in.
"He went back to the noodle shop, checked it, and the ditch was not blocked, hehe, are you sure that the toilet in our house is not blocked?" Yun Xizi looked at him and asked.
"Yes, the toilet in our house was blocked once, and that was the last time Ermeng had a bad stomach. He said.
"That's weird," Yun Xizi muttered.
In the afternoon, the sun was abundant, shrouding the entire "bustling" under a warm sun, and also waking up the sleeping Haiya.
"Morning, friends!" Haya stretched her flaps and greeted the people in the store.
"It's afternoon!" said the koi, and then spat out a rose-red bubble that resembled the tip of a sea leaf.
"Oh, afternoon. Only then did Haya realize that the position of the sun had changed, and it was no longer the position it was in the morning.
"Did you talk to Xiaohui for a long time last night?" he squatted down, caressing Haiya's leaf petals, and asked.
"It's not, hey, smelly!" Although Haiya has learned a lot of Chinese vocabulary, she is still not very good at forming sentences.
"Do you smell the stench too?" Hee-hee hurriedly ran over with his little short legs and squatted in front of Haiya.
"Well, the stench of the moon. Haiya nodded and said.
"From the moon?" Hee Hee said in surprise, she knew it smelled, but she didn't know where it came from.
"Well, the bad bunny on the moon. Haiya said.
"Bad bunny?" Hee Hee and Hehe glanced at each other, and they didn't understand what Haiya meant.
"With a translator, I won't speak. Haiya asked Hee Hee to take out the translator, and he didn't know how to describe that passage in Chinese.
"Okay, you name it. Hee Xi opened the translator.
“el conejola luna estáel inodoro,el inodoro está bloqueado。 (The rabbit on the moon is going to the toilet and the toilet is clogged.) Haiya said slowly.
Uh, you said there was a rabbit on the moon going to the toilet, and then the toilet was blocked and spilled?" Hee Hee asked, a little uncertain.
"Yes, oh no, it's like this, down the toilet. Haiya kept nodding her head, learning how to open the toilet.
"Go to the toilet because the toilet is clogged?" Hee Hee asked again.
"Yes. Haya nodded.
"Oh my God, the toilet on the moon is clogged and leaking!"
"But if there are no people or rabbits on the moon, how can there be a toilet?"
"Yes..."Xixi also wondered, after all, Chang'e's flight to the moon is just a mythical story.
"You don't know. The koi suddenly spit out a big bubble, circled itself, and flew in front of them.
"Don't know what?" Hee Hee said curiously.
"The story of Chang'e running to the moon is true, and so is Guanghan Palace. Koi said.
"I don't read much, don't lie to me, or I'll let Mama Needle pop your bubbles and make you fall face down, Mama Needle!"
"The slave is here, what do you command?" Mama Needle then got out of Xixi's wig and floated in the air.
Mama Needle has been entrenched in Xixi's wig for a long time now, and when she is not doing needlework, she will occasionally tie Granny Wu's pillow, or tie Zha Zha to other soft things, or hang around, but in the end, she will return to Xixi's wig.
"If this old immortal lies, you will puncture his bubbles. Hee Xi pointed to the koi in the big bubble and said.
"!," said Mama Needle, bending the needle.
"Hey, you all bully the elderly, oh no, the old fish!" the koi shook his head sadly, and began to tell the story about Chang'e running to the moon and the Guanghan Palace.
mica screen candle shadow deep,
The long river is gradually falling, and the stars are sinking.
Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir,
The blue sea and blue sky and night heart.
The previous content is the same as what Xixi and they heard when they were children, that is, Chang'e wanted to go to the moon, secretly ate the elixir, and then flew to the moon and lived in Guanghan Palace.
However, there really is such a place as Guanghan Palace, which is the same as the Heavenly Realm, a world outside the Enchantment, but it is different from the Heavenly Realm.
Because, like the moon, Guanghan Palace has an autobiography and a revolution, and the latitude and longitude are the same as those of the moon, and the frequency of autobiography and revolution is also the same.
It can be said that Guanghan Palace is another moon on Earth, and it fits perfectly in front of the moon.
Therefore, the moon we see when we look up is not the real moon, but the Guanghan Palace. When we find that the image of the moon is changing, it is actually just a different picture presented in the Guanghan Palace.
"It's too mysterious, I don't believe it!" said Hee Hee with a wrinkled nose after hearing this.
"Uncle Koi, you can go and write fantasy. He didn't believe it either, but he wasn't as direct as Hee Hee said.
"I believe it!" Haiya nodded, indicating that he stood up for the koi.
"Xizi, do you believe that the moon we see is actually not the real moon, but the Guanghan Palace where Chang'e lives?" Seeing Yun Xizi passing by, Xixi hurriedly shouted.
"I believe it!" Yun Xizi smiled and said.
"Look, people will believe it. Koi said proudly.
"Heezi, how can you believe it? It's not scientific!" Hee-hee said.
"There are too many unscientific things in this world, aren't you just an unscientific existence?" Yun Xizi said with a smile.
"It seems to be—" Hee Hee said, scratching her head.
"At night, look at the moon!" suggested Haiya.
"Okay, then let's not sleep at night, go to the roof and look at the moon to see if there really is a rabbit running the toilet. Hee Hee nodded.
"Good!" everyone responded.