Chapter 101: Strange Blind Date
On the second day, Xiaolongbao wore a white lace skirt, a cute pear blossom perm, and air bangs, which looked like a bustling enlargement-plus-size version (thank you for your concern, the author didn't stutter).
Xiao Long Bao came to Starbucks on Chunnan Road as promised, and found that the handsome guy in the photo was already sitting by the window, drinking a cappuccino.
After taking a sip, the white milk foam remained on his lips, like a circle of white beard, which made his handsome face more playful.
"Ahh
Then, Xiao Long Bao took out his mobile phone, took a picture of the mobile phone screen, saw if the mascara had flowers, and then straightened the air bangs, and walked in with 10 centimeters of high heels.
Because he was confused by the appearance of the handsome guy, Xiaolongbao only cared about watching the handsome guy go, and didn't pay attention to the road under his feet.
"Bang!"
The tip of Xiao Long Bao's shoes slammed into a raised floor, his center of gravity was unbalanced, and he saw that he was about to have a close kissing with the floor, Xiao Long Bao resigned himself to closing his eyes and covering his face, hoping that he would not be disfigured.
Xiao Long Bao: Assi bar oo
"Are you alright?" at this time, a pair of strong arms held Xiao Long Bao and asked softly.
The other party's voice is very crisp, like the bird song in the forest in the early morning, tactful and clear, with the sweetness of morning dew.
Xiao Long Bao opened his eyes, slowly raised his head, and found that the close kissing between himself and the floor was his blind date.
"Thank you. Thank you..."Xiao Long Bao thanked nervously and stood up with the support of the other party.
"Miss, do we know each other? The handsome little guy looked down at Xiao Long Bao, who was a head shorter than him, and said.
"I... I'm Yan and I'm still paying it back!" Xiao Long Bao looked up at the little handsome guy and said a little shyly.
"Oh... You look a little different from the photo......" The handsome little guy scratched his chin, looking quite puzzled.
Xiaolongbao: Could it be that it is really like what Xizi said, the noodle base is the beginning of saying goodbye?
Thinking of this, Xiao Long Bao straightened his chest and decided to let the little handsome guy feel his broad mind.
Seeing Xiao Long Bao suddenly raise his head and raise his chest, the little handsome guy felt inexplicable, and at the same time felt a little funny, feeling that Xiao Long Bao was like a high-spirited rooster now.
Well, the mind is indeed magnificent, and the little handsome guy has been identified.
"You... I.. Are you disappointed in the way I look? I mean... It means what it looks like. Seeing that the little handsome guy had not spoken, Xiao Longbao asked hesitantly.
"No, I think you look much better than the photo, I don't know how you took it, and you took a picture of yourself as an inflatable doll. The handsome little guy pursed his lips and said.
Xiao Long Bao: Nani, are you a relative of Yun Xizi? For example, the eldest aunt's own son or something.
"Hehe, Yan is still hello, I am Xiaolong, my real name is Zhu Xiaolong, it's a pleasure to meet you. Come, please be seated. Seeing that Xiao Long Bao began to be in a daze, Zhu Xiaolong smiled and politely invited Xiao Long Bao to sit opposite him.
"Hello, my natal name is Long Xiangxiang, my friends like to call me xiaolongbao, you can call me that. Xiaolongbao found that Zhu Xiaolong's skin was very white and he was quite tall, about 178.
He wore a white polo shirt today, with a pair of dark blue five-point jeans, and a pair of sneakers on his feet, which looked particularly refreshing, simple and generous.
"Haha, hello xiaolongbao, I didn't expect your surname to be my first name. However, I think you look better than in the photos. Zhu Xiaolong smiled, two dimples
It appears as soon as it is laughed, and it is indeed a bit like a bustling dimple.
Hee-hee: Hmph, I'll just say yes, you still don't believe [○'Д ○]
"Hehe, I also think you look better than in the photos. Xiao Long Bao also smiled.
"What do you want to drink?" Zhu Xiaolong pushed the menu in front of Xiao Long Bao.
"Xiaolongbao, are you really born on May 31, 1990?" asked Zhu Xiaolong after Xiaolongbao finished ordering a drink.
"yes, what's wrong?" Xiao Long Bao said with a little curiosity as he sipped his drink.
"That's great!" Zhu Xiaolong happily clenched his left hand into a fist after confirming Xiao Long Bao's date of birth, and hit the palm of his right hand.
"Eh, for Mao?" Xiao Long Bao didn't understand what his birth date had to do with him.
"Because the girl born on this day can help me ward off evil spirits!" Zhu Xiaolong said excitedly.
Xiao Long Bao: Nani? I look like I have the function of warding off evil spirits?
"That's... Then you and plus me, including and I came out to face the base, just because... Because I can help you ward off evil spirits?" Xiao Long Bao asked as he swallowed his saliva.
Xiaolongbao: Xiaolong, tell me the answer is no!
"Yes!" Zhu Xiaolong said seriously, the reality is so cruel.
His answer instantly disappointed Xiao Long Bao's expectations and shattered her girlish heart. She also thought that she would be like the heroine of "Married: 99 Blind Dates", and she could meet Prince Charming through a blind date.
Oh no, I met Prince Charming, but Prince Charming didn't want to pull her on the horse, and then the two of them went to Hongchen together to be companions, crazy and dashing. Instead, he wanted her to walk in front of the horse, to open the way for herself, and to ward off evil spirits for herself.
"Xiaolongbao, believe in yourself, you can, you can handle the monster in front!" Zhu Xiaolong rode on a white horse, waving a horsewhip, and commanded Xiaolongbao to lead the way in front.
When Xiaolongbao was lazy, Zhu Xiaolong would also throw out a "spring thunder into the ground whip madness", which made her have to speed up her pace and continue to open the road.
Suddenly, a blue-faced and fanged monster burst out in front of him, galloping with four claws, leaping towards Zhu Xiaolong on the white horse.
"It's time to embody your function of warding off evil spirits and avoiding evil, go, xiaolongbao!" After saying that, Zhu Xiaolong whipped out, rolled up Xiaolongbao, which was already trembling with fright, and threw her towards the monster.
"Ahhhh
"Xiao Long Bao, Xiao Long Bao?" Seeing that Xiao Long Bao was in a daze again, Zhu Xiaolong waved his hand in front of her.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I think... I think you may be mistaken, I don't actually have the function of warding off evil spirits, I... I've got to go beforehand, goodbye. With that, Xiao Long Bao got up and left.
Watching Xiao Long Bao step on the heel of a 10 cm high heel and rush out of the door, and then rush away, Zhu Xiaolong felt that Xiao Long Bao must have a stunt, but he was too humble.
"Hey... Failed again!" Zhu Xiaolong sighed and muttered to himself.
This is the ninth girl he has ever seen born on May 31, 1990, but Xiaolongbao is okay, at least he didn't splash him with water, let alone slap him to give him a "Rulai Wuzhi Mountain".
"Woo woo woo woo woo woo ......" Xiao Long Bao cried all the way to "bustling", not only did he cry and wear makeup, but he didn't even notice that the zipper of his skirt was open, and he didn't notice the strange eyes cast by passers-by.
"Damn, Xizi, a monster has rushed into the store, you stand back, I'll solve it!" When he saw Xiao Longbao rushing into the store with his face full of makeup, Xixi immediately jumped down and blocked in front of Yun Xizi.
"Wow, ahhhhh......h
"You... Is it xiaolongbao?" Yun Xizi stared blankly, stretched his neck to look at xiaolongbao, and said uncertainly.
"Xizi, I've been insulted, woo woo woo...", Xiao Long Bao crossed Xi Xi and went straight to Yun Xi Zi's arms, crying loudly.
"Uh... You control your emotions and don't rub the mascara on my clothes. Yun Xizi said while patting her on the back.
"What? You were insulted? Didn't you go on a blind date?" Xixi wondered, then looked at Xiao Longbao's messy hair and the zipper of his stretched skirt, and immediately pinched his two small fists, his eyes breathed fire, and said, "That handsome guy did it, right? Tell me where he is, I'll go and beat him up, and let him see what the real Pegasus Meteor Fist is!"
Hearing Xixi's words, Xiao Longbao wiped his tears and said, "Forget it, it's me who is amorous." ”
Although it was sad, Xiao Long Bao still didn't want Zhu Xiaolong's delicate and handsome face to be ruined under Xixi's little fist.
"What? He's got you that all, and you're still interceding for him!" Hee looked at Xiao Long Bao with hatred, but turned her head away after a while, because Xiao Long Bao's black tear-stained face scared her.
Xixi: Xiao Dashen is right, the most terrifying thing in this world is not the demons and monsters, but the women who wear makeup.
"What? He doesn't have me, just because he doesn't have me... I just... Woo woo woo ...... "Xiao Long Bao started crying again.
"Xiaolongbao, wash your face first. Still hehe was considerate, twisted the hot towel and handed it to Xiaolongbao.
Hehe: Didn't you see that as soon as Xiaolongbao came in, Uncle Koi and Ice Cream were so scared that they came to hide?
"Sit down, drink a glass of water first, and speak slowly. Yun Xizi observed for a while, added some of his own judgments, and deduced that Xiaolongbao's blind date failed.
"yes, what's going on? I thought you were by that. Xixi also jumped on the sofa and sat in Xiaolongbao's arms.
"Only you are so dirty!" Xiao Longbao glared at Hee Xi and continued to wipe his face.
"Don't blame me, who told you to run in with a face of makeup and messy hair. Moreover, the zipper of the skirt is also stretched, I can't help but think about it!"
"What? The zipper is open?" Xiao Longbao exclaimed, and immediately turned to look at his zipper, and then sadly found that sure enough, it was opened, and the fat with the pink lace edge inside still popped up.
"Wow, ahhh......h
Seeing Xiao Long Bao, who was finally appeased, because of Xixi's words, he began to cry again, and Yun Xizi and Hehe immediately glared at her.
Hee-hee: I'm just telling her the truth
After Xiaolongbao was tired of crying, he told everyone about the face of Zhu Xiaolong.
"Forget it, online blind dates are not reliable, if you really want to find a boyfriend, I will help you keep an eye on a good partner. Yun Xizi handed Xiao Long Bao a roasted chicken thigh, and then comforted.
"Mm-hmm, I'll keep an eye out for you, too. Hee Hee also nodded and said.
Everyone: Where are you looking?
Hee-hee: Hehe, I'm not here for the occasion.
After failing to go on a blind date again, Zhu Xiaolong walked home mournfully, threw the key on the table, and sat on a chair made of Hainan pineapple wood.
"Stinky boy, don't sit on your grandfather's head!"
Suddenly, the chair spoke, and an invisible force burst out from the surface of the chair, bouting Zhu Xiaolong out.
"Bang!"
Zhu Xiaolong fell to the ground, face down......