Chapter 55: Hell Is Not Deep
Pity the heroic head catcher, the despicable flower thief Ma Liu, who has been beautiful for half a lifetime, but in the end he was castrated by a little girl Huazi, and it is useless to have any anesthetic, it is more cruel than killing pigs, and there is a cheer all around. It's not fun to be self-inflicted.
Look at Niu Er, the strongman in the village, there are people on it, who have always been flying and domineering, and they are more arrogant and unreasonable than a generation of Tianjiao. Now, looking at the distorted and deformed face of the second cousin, and then at the bloody big knife in Du Ling's hand, his face turned pale with fright. He has the true character of a standard ruffian, he can fight if he can, but if he can't beat it, then I'm sorry, quietly I left, it's not as good as coming vigorously just now, it's too late to wave his sleeves, and he can't take away a cloud. Loyalty and righteousness are worthless to him. Since the black backstage has fallen, the prophet of Chunjiang plumbing duck, the duck runs slowly, and the final outcome is to become a roast duck, he doesn't want to make the mistake of a duck, and it is time to run away.
Ma Liu, who had been castrated without anesthesia, woke up from the pain, and the pain and hatred made him gnash his teeth.
"Little*! I'm going to pick your skin......
Du Ling raised the big knife in his hand, but the Ninth Master on the side was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
Although the bad things Ma Liu did have long passed, his nightmare is not over yet, and it can't be over.
The most authentic old farmer Uncle Niu Zhengxing, loyal and honest all his life, usually most afraid of seeing officials, and shivering when he sees people wearing official clothes. Middle-aged and widowed, almost old and lost his only relative, his daughter Lan'er. The head catcher in front of him was the murderer of his daughter, and hatred made him red-eyed, forgetting his fear, and walked to the stake and pointed at Ma Liu and asked:
"Did you really harm Lan'er?"
Ma Liu had been tortured by the pain to the point that he lost his mind, and said viciously:
"You dare to speak at your master!* She looked down on her, but she didn't know how to lift herself. ”
"Hahaha!"
Niu Zhengxing suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and roared loudly:
"Brute, do you know that there is still heavenly reason? Do you know that God also has a time to open his eyes? Lan'er, my father has avenged you!"
There is nothing softer than the water in the stream, and it is loud even on uneven ground.
Niu Zhengxing said, holding the dung stick with both hands, aiming at Ma Liu's chest and inserting it. Then he squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and cried. It is estimated that the mind collapsed.
Ma Liu didn't have a nightmare this time, and before he could say anything, he went where he was supposed to go. Hell is not deep, only eighteen floors, take care all the way.
Niu Er saw that his second cousin was driving a hedgehog (he was not qualified to drive a crane) to the west, and he was frightened, hating that God would not have a big earthquake at this moment, and the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, so he could find a crack to get into. I also hate my father's bad genes, why can't I have wings and fly to the sky away from this place. He wanted to squeeze out, but the villagers surrounded him tightly, looked left and right, and found that there was a ladder on the wall of the ancestral hall. He quietly took advantage of the unpreparedness of the people, and quickly climbed up and lay on the roof of tiles, without moving.
Feng'er saw that Ma Liu was dead, and reached out to help the ninth master who was still trembling on the ground. Said:
"Ninth Master, you have seen everything, this can be regarded as evil and evil retribution, you quickly send someone to report to the governor's mansion. ”
The ninth master has no knowledge, he became the patriarch by virtue of his seniority, and the foolish worm became an understanding person in the family, where has he ever seen such a big scene?
The Ninth Master said tremblingly:
"Little guest officer, are you saying that I should send someone to report to the official, and you won't run away? ”
Feng'er said with a smile: "What did the Ninth Master say! The little flowers are fighting violence and peace, why do they want to run away? ”
The Ninth Master said, "Okay! I'll send someone to report to the official." ”
Daoist Li raised the dust and said:
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! If you don't do good, you will be rewarded in front of you. Poor Dao had already entrusted the affairs of the wicked to Taishang Laojun, thinking that Taishang Laojun sent the Heavenly Soldiers and God to hook his soul. ”
Ah Niu became tilted and slanted when he heard this.
"I said eldest brother, I haven't seen you brag about it for a day, and I have already reported him to Taishang Laojun, why don't you report it to Lord Yang? ”
Daoist Li opened his mouth speechlessly, and recited a few words of Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.
Ah Niu, this guy is not a good boy, he turned his head and couldn't find Niu Er, and he muttered in his heart.
The little Taoist priest Xin Qing'er stole a chicken in order to replenish the master's body, Niu Er insisted that it was his family, and he beat him half to death, if it wasn't for the wind and they rescued him, maybe he would have been reincarnated. Therefore, he has a bitter hatred for Niu Er, and always pays attention to Niu Er's every move. Niu Er climbed on the roof just now, and he could see it clearly. However, he is a child, single and weak, and he has no door to take revenge. Now I saw Ah Niu looking around, thinking that he must be looking for Niu Er. So he walked over and pulled Ah Niu to the roof of the ancestral hall quietly, Ah Niu saw the fluttering corners of his clothes and knew that Niu Er was lying on it.
Ah Niu made a gesture to Qing'er, and Qing'er understood and turned his head and ran towards the back of the ancestral hall.
Ah Niu deliberately bluffed and shouted:
"What about Niu Er? Who saw Niu Er? This thing that doesn't do good things, I caught him chopped into meat sauce!"
Niu Er, who was lying on the ridge of the roof, heard Ah Niu shouting like this, he was so frightened that he trembled, his liver and gallbladder were broken, and his hands tightly clasped the tile cracks.
As soon as Ah Niu shouted like this, the villagers made a noise, and they all looked left and right to find that Niu Er was missing. The overlord in this village usually runs rampant in the township, bullying the old and scaring the young, this is his, that is his, and now it is his turn to filial piety, why is it missing?
"Where's Niu Er?"
"I didn't see it. ”
"Isn't he very powerful? There are people he is afraid of?"
......
Yao Xiucai said with a smile: "The moon black goose flies high, and it escapes at night. ”
The little Taoist priest Xin Qing'er ran to the back of the ancestral hall, looked at a green brick on the ground, bent down to pick it up, and threw it at Niu Er on the ridge with all his strength.
Niu Er was focused on what the people below were talking about in horror, and he didn't watch out for a hard hit on his buttocks. It hurt so much that he grinned and didn't cry out. His legs curled up, forgetting that he was on the ridge of the roof, and his hands covered his buttocks. The tiger's ass can't be touched, and Niu Er's ass can't be touched, at least he can't touch it himself.
Before he could touch his buttocks, suddenly his whole body rolled over and fell off the roof.
The wicked don't end well, at least in this novel. Niu Er finally got into the heart for the bully career he was looking for, and like his second cousin, he didn't scream. Don't let him bark, it won't sound as good as a cow.
Niu Er drove the little hedgehog to the west to chase his second cousin, there were people above, now there are people below, there are people in front, hell is big enough, just one Niu Er is not much.
The villagers applauded.
Suddenly, there was a shout from outside the crowd:
"The county master has arrived!"