Chapter 1126: The Humor of the Poor

Xiang Lang is not a rich man, his friends around him are all rich, he is poor, and the rich friends around him are not very humorous, not as humorous as him.

In the past two days, Xiang Lang has been busy with the study of geology, and has no time to tell stories to Huo Mao and Lan Lanlan, usually, Xiang Lang loves to tell Huo Mao and Lan Lanlan some of his real experiences and tell the stories of the past, but in the past two days, he has been busy learning geology knowledge and has no time to tell stories.

The knowledge of geology was taught to Xiang Lang by Yun Ant Mo, and Yun Ant Mo specified some books to Xiang Lang, and Xiang Lang began to read the books recommended by Yun Ant Mo, Xiang Lang, although he was poor, he was not stupid, and he was not stupid, so he learned knowledge quite quickly.

Yun Ant Mo praised Xiang Lang as a person who loves to learn and has the ability to learn.

After two days of geology study, Xiang Lang can finally take a breath and finally tell the story again. He told Huo Mao and Lan Lanlan his story in the factory, he said that he was like a machine at that time, and he said that the work at that time was not decent, noble, or awesome. Xiang Lang looks down on himself in the past, he looks down on himself, he looks down on himself now, because now he can study geology with geologist Yun Ant Mo, and he will be happy for a day when he follows Yun Ant Mo.

Yun Ant Mo is very sad, the reason why he is sad is that he has not seen Meng Hai for a long time, Meng Hai is a person, and he doesn't know where to go, Meng Hai's personality seems to have that kind of prodigal component, he likes to go prodigal, and he also likes to be with some prodigal women.

Yun Ant Mo was not very happy when he thought that Meng Hai might have an affair with other women, but in any case, Yun Ant Mo missed Meng Hai and loved Meng Hai, and the love between them was only known to them.

Xianglang doesn't have a girlfriend, he's such a big person, he's never been in love, it's not that he doesn't want to fall in love. It's because of various reasons, so I'm single now.

But Xiang Lang has been in contact with women, which involves money and sex transactions, saying that he is money and sex transactions. It's all good, he always uses money to solve physiological problems that need to be solved, but in this process, there are always many unsatisfactory situations, just like going to a restaurant on the street to eat. There are always some dishes that are too old to be fried, and there are also some dishes that are too salty to eat. Anyway, in various situations, that is the real experience of Xiang Lang.

Xiang Lang about twice, when he got up in the morning, he suddenly recalled the woman he had been in contact with in the past, the contact mentioned here. It's that kind of contact, Xiang Lang doesn't know those women at all, but because he paid for it, he dared to be presumptuous on them. Those women are like that, give her a little money, and you can be presumptuous on her.

The first time Xiang Lang recalled women, he quickly lived in his mind the women he had come into contact with, and it was a brief contact at that time, about dozens. Later, how many years passed. Now, a few days ago, he suddenly recalled the woman he had come into contact with in the morning and made a rough calculation. Forty-two, and after two days, he remembered two more, and if these two had not been counted, they would have added up to forty-four. Childhood. Xiang Lang has learned tongue twisters, four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Alas, this Xianglang, the woman he has come into contact with, roughly estimated, is already forty-four, forty-four is forty-four, which is a real number.

Xiang Lang understands that the past experience is all out of helplessness. He doesn't have a permanent place to live, so he can't have a kitchen to cook and eat for himself, so he inevitably needs to sell food on the street, and he doesn't want to eat in restaurants or street stalls all the time. He wanted to settle down, eat the food he cooked for himself in the fixed kitchen, and it almost became his ideal.

More than forty women, this is a rough estimate, maybe Xiang Lang has actually come into contact with women, more than this number, all in the past, Xiang Lang wants to start a new life, to a new sunny healthy and elegant life. In fact, Xiang Lang has ushered in such a time, because he has already studied geology with geologist Yun Antmo.

Huo Mao, Huo Daxia, this person who looks very powerful, in fact, also has his delicate side, he is very different from Xiang Lang, Huo Mao is also a knowledgeable person, similar to Yun Ant Mo, but in terms of spells, Yun Ant Mo's spells are not as powerful as Huo Mao, Huo Mao is righteous in the countryside, kills the rich and helps the poor, known as Huo Daxia, is really an iron-clad man.

This Huo Daxia is in the team, Xiang Lang, Yun Ant Mo, including Lan Lanlan, all have a strong sense of security, of course they know that the robots on this uninhabited island are powerful and evil, those robots, machines, ghost machines, demon machines, bat machines, cow machines, sheep machines, dinosaur machines, frog machines, toad machines, centipedes, and so on, the guys made of this kind of machine, wandering on uninhabited islands, specifically hurting people's lives, without Huo Daxia's protection, can they do it? Obviously, no.

This Huo Cat also has his poetic side, when he was a child with Yun Ant Mo, Lan Lanlan, and Xiang Lang, he could always tell them about poetry and painting, and about the art in his heart.

Xiang Lang is the poorest among these four people, in fact, just pull someone over to compare, Xiang Lang is still poor, Xiang Lang is a poor person, but he has not reduced the laughter in life because of poverty, it is still okay to be poor, he is poor, poor, and it does not prevent him from being happy.

Not all poor people can follow the geologist Yun Ant Mo to learn geology, not all poor people can be protected by Huo Daxia like Xiang Lang, not all poor people can peek at the beautiful Lan Lanlan every day, Lan Lanlan is so beautiful, Xiang Lang has eyes, he can see her every day, and often look at beautiful women, which will purify people's souls.

And danger is everywhere, a robot eagle in the tree, flying towards them, claws come to catch them, because the eagle is a machine, so it is more individual, and the whole body is red. The machines and things of this uninhabited island, there are steel, iron, cloth, paper, plastic, and other materials, this red eagle, I really can't tell what material it is made of, very fierce, those claws, come over, have a harvest, grab Xianglang.

Xiang Lang was caught by the red eagle, and Xiang Lang began to wail: "Help, help, I think my Xiang Lang's tall and mighty man is going to be killed by this eagle, and it is better to return to the factory to be exploited when he comes to this uninhabited island to adventure." ”

Seeing this situation, Huo Mao had already flown up, he hit several times in a row, and the golden light collided, knocking down the eagle, the eagle was scattered by Huo Mao, and that Xianglang, because he was protected by Huo Mao's talisman technique, was not harmed. Like an eagle, Huo Mao grabbed the clothes on Xiang Lang's back with both hands and led Xiang Lang back to the ground.

"What am I talking about, this uninhabited island is dangerous, I want you to be more careful, you always tell me stories to Lan Lan, pay attention to the road under your feet?" Huo Mao said, "Look at this time, if I didn't save you, wouldn't you die? If you were killed by the machine eagle, it would be a tragedy." ”

Everyone heard the sound of running water, but there was a stream nearby, who knew that when they looked back, Xiang Lang urinated, was frightened, and then sat on the ground.

Huo Mao pulled up Xiang Lang, Xiang Lang sat down again, he couldn't stand, his legs were shaking, Huo Mao pulled Xiang Lang up again, Xiang Lang still refused to get up, he said: "No, no, this uninhabited island is too dangerous, I want to find my mother, this uninhabited island is too scary, many machines are flying in the sky, there are machines arching underground, and there are machines running on the ground, no island is full of machines, all kinds of machines can kill people." ”

When Xiang Lang spoke, his tone tried to have a humorous atmosphere, he is not timid, but no longer a timid person, after encountering such a situation on an uninhabited island, he will still be afraid, this is human nature, you say that you are strong, that is not enough blow, the blow is big enough, enough to beat you down.

Huo Mao comforted Xiang Lang: "You are a man, not a woman, if you want to pee, don't sit and pee, can you stand up and pee? A man must be like a man, you say that you sit here to pee, or not a man, don't you know what a man looks like? Can you have a man?" ”

"Yes, yes," Lan Lanlan said on the side, "Don't be afraid, there is Huo Daxia to protect you, although you went to the sky just now, but Huo Daxia still rescued you, if your legs are not very soft, I suggest you stand up, we still have to walk, this uninhabited island is the place we insist on coming, since you are here, we will fight to the end." ”

"Yes, yes," Xiang Lang agreed with Lan Lanlan's words, but his legs didn't seem to obey the call, and with the support of Huo Mao, he finally barely stood up, and after standing up, the first thing he said was: "Man, it's so difficult to stand up straight." ”

Uninhabited island, has always been in the name of terror in the world, among all the horrors in the world, the number of terror of uninhabited islands is the first, this uninhabited island is the first terrifying island in the world, worthy of the name, who does not believe, who can come to try, see if it will pee or not.

Xianglang said humorously: "Don't look at me, I can walk by myself, I'm just weak legs, my heart is still very strong, I know in my heart that no man's island doesn't believe in tears, nor does it believe in urine." ”

"That's right," Huo Mao said beside Xiang Lang, "Uninhabited Island, I believe in courage, perseverance, and spells, and on Uninhabited Island, you must have a fighting heart." ”

Yun Ant Mo turned to the three people and said: "You all listen, we came to the uninhabited island to experience the horror here, so, we can't be timid and afraid, we are here to challenge the horror here, we can't be afraid of man-machine wars, we can't be afraid of machines, if people are afraid of machines, they will lose to machines, they will be controlled by machines, manipulated by machines, people cannot be controlled by machines." ”

The four of them strengthened their hearts and continued to roam the uninhabited island. (To be continued.) )