XIV. Wandering on Earth
Niu Gensheng came to the planet Pandora, and saw that the people on the earth were wandering, and they couldn't see the sun and moon planet, the Bull Demon King and the Monkey King were fighting, and it was the Monkey King who was using the golden cool rod to resist the earth and wander to the planet Pandora!
The earth is even more terrifying than the end of the world in 2012! People seem to have entered Jewish concentration camps!
For example: "Wake up from a dream, the global village, the ecological environment is becoming more and more polluted, pigs, cows, chickens, ducks and sheep are growing too fast, natural mutation, growth rules are messed up, and genetically modified species are growing indiscriminately! Natural selection, survival of the fittest is backward, human beings must sound the alarm! We must learn leisure, learn the slow way of turtles, and the earth will have new hope!" The Jade Emperor said: "The earthlings are too serious to break their crooked lives, there are many factories, mermaids are hunted down by humans, and the dinosaurs are exterminated! Man will conquer the sky, how ridiculous is this!" Human intelligence and technology cannot rewrite history, what a great project the Yuan Ming Yuan is! A few of the 12 bronze heads of the Chinese zodiac have been recovered! Fortunately, the Tai Ji Tomb is here, the Egyptian pyramids are here, and the Great Wall is here! You see Maugley wandering in the fantasy forest, and even the tiger is afraid of what kind of system human beings will become, and human beings have become the glory of kings! This is cheap! The hospital is also immobile at every turn, hanging needles and dripping, eating and swallowing, and all the water that flies in the sky is eaten by human beings? Birth, old age, sickness and death are not legends!" The earth is wandering, the sun doesn't even look at the earth, Niu Gensheng praised his father and said: "You still chase a bird and the sun, don't you just ask Yugong to move mountains! The earth is wandering, why do you want a three-body problem!" "Father Kua said: "It's all because human science and technology are too developed, go to the moon, and go to Neptune and Saturn, as soon as the black hole explodes, Einstein and Krypton will blow up Pluto! The ghost kings have all immigrated to Pluto, and the earth is not wandering when humans die!" It's all to blame Sun Wukong for smashing the moonlight treasure box, DalΓ messing up the space-time sleep channel, and the earth wandering to the vicinity of Saturn!
Guanyin said: "One sand and one world, one leaf and one Bodhi? The universe is as dusty as many as stars! Fortunately, the moon has a gravitational pull and the sea has a strong gravitational force, so the earth has not gone in the wrong direction!" Sanmao wandered to the earth and said in a rage: "How can this be reasonable! The earth is all wandering, and it has to be repaid! Who is fucking wandering! Tell Deng Weiren to come out and cough! The earth is back to its normal orbit!" The giant pandas, the national treasures of the land of Shenzhou, cheered!
The Temple of Heaven in Beijing has become the world's new economic, scientific, technological, and political center! The white marble statue of Deng Weiren in Diaoyutai stands tall in the East!
The East is undefeated and spreads its wings to make great plans! The lion of the East is proud of Napoleon and Washington! The Lady of Liberty smiled and said: "The East is red, the sun is rising, and the Shenzhou and the earth will never wander again! Niu Gensheng has woken up from a dream, the earth is still rotating, and the earth is wandering every day, just like Chen Sheng's wandering heart! The earth will still wander forever tomorrow?
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