Director Ye looked at his father's embarrassed appearance and said to him: "Were you eating noodles just now, I'm really sorry to teleport you over under such circumstances, although the time we calculated was just right, but I was really embarrassed not to take you into account." "Looking at the noodle soup lying calmly on the ground, the noodles from 70 years ago, a strange idea suddenly popped up.

"This is noodles from 70 years ago, and you can take a good look at the difference between them and the pasta of this era. ”

Then a demon dressed in white stepped forward, holding an instrument like a pipette gun in his right hand, absorbing a little liquid from the soup, and wiping the void in his left hand, a void like words on the screen appeared, as if projected on the plane of the void.

Then, rows of words appeared on the "screen", which were different from those in 2012, which should be further simplified, and the difference was not very big, and it was barely understandable.

Reading liquid information...

Analysis of the main components of liquids...

Main ingredients: 1. Genetically modified corn has great harm to the kidneys, especially to sperm, which can not be ignored, and long-term consumption will lead to extinction. 2. Genetically modified soybean gutter oil, ........ for people

Seeing this, everyone is full of black lines. Director Ye and Ye Yunchao were even more dizzy.

"I was going to scare that stupid dad and surprise me a lot, if he eats it again, I guess I won't be in this world. The crazy people in country M are really hateful, I guess they are the most rubbish population. ”

"M LGBD, what a broken shop, I'm afraid that before Lao Tzu died, his stomach ulcerated, grass. ”

Director Ye looked at this depressing scene, his right hand was lightly clenched into a fist, placed it under his nose, squinted his eyes and lowered his head slightly, and snorted softly, "Hmm, you study this topic slowly, and I will make the next arrangement." ”

Everyone was also awakened and began to do other work, slowly dispersed.

Watch everyone disperse and do data analysis. Although it was a false alarm, he was finally born, Director Ye forced himself to calm down and smiled at Ye Yunchao, who was still in a daze, "Please come with me, I will make preliminary arrangements for you." ”

Ye Yunchao followed the guy in front of him, looking at the lights that seemed to be hanging in the air, passing through one heavy mechanical door after another in the narrow passage, the ground was a thin layer of glass, whether it was glass or not is not known, but the thin layer could withstand people walking on it, surrounded by silver-white walls, with the lights on the walls and the glass under their feet, giving people an inexplicable sense of security, a bit like the spaceship in the movie.

Finally, after walking for less than three minutes, a device like a small rostrum appeared in front of him, and after the guy confirmed his identity with fingerprint and retina, he passed through the last door and saw the first ray of sunlight in the future time and space, and the empty and depressed brain finally relaxed a little temporarily.

Ye Yunchao saw that in front of him was a void structure track, the track glowed with a faint yellow light, but the track was transparent, and the entire city was surrounded by that track into a net-like structure. Looking around from this building, this is a seaside around the mountain, and not far from the sea is a relatively large square. In the distance is a verdant mountain forest, and a row of solar windmill fields reflecting white light on the mountain look like a city of science and technology. Not only is it gorgeous and generous, but it doesn't feel messy.

When Ye Yunchao saw this scene, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "Mom, Dad, you always tell me how bitter you were back then, you lived in a thatched house and ate wild vegetables. At that time, I used a black and white TV and rode a bicycle. At that time, the sky was blue, the water was crystal clear, and even the rainwater that had just fallen from the playground was drinkable. In my time, there is no problem with food and clothing, living in a building, telephones, mobile phones and computers are flying all over the sky, riding motorcycles and private cars, education is a 12-year obligation, and I always say how happy we are. But ah, an earthquake is a rare occurrence in 500 years, a snowstorm and a tsunami are rare in a century, chickens and ducks have avian influenza, and pigs are flooded with disease No. N. Elementary school was hit by floods, junior high school was hit by SARS, high school earthquakes and snowstorms, and when we went to college, we were fortunate to meet the end of the world (it seems that the Mayans were liars, it didn't happen at all, because I lived well in '82, 2082). I don't even know how hard I should tell my son and grandson about how miserable I was back then, and when I got to 2082, I found that I had traveled from the Stone Age at all. Although I have lived in a hut, I will not complain to the next generation, if my son says to his grandson, 'Son, I had a very hard time when I was a child, I drove a car, I played with a computer, you see what you use now, if you don't study well in the future, you will have a very hard time in the future.'" I will consciously slap him to death, I was still playing Xiaobawang when I was a child, riding a bicycle, although the mobile phone and computer were equipped later, but my son dared to complain like that purely to find a fight. The times are developing, and in the future, it is estimated that people will consciously find that there is no way to complain to the next generation to carry out that kind of terrible education. By now, I have found that I do not put the strong pressure on my child to be taught about suffering. Because, suffering is not necessarily willing, this is the rhythm of forcing children who are slightly less able to bear to jump off the building. ”

"Hello, welcome to the TK532 express optical and magnetic track ultra-light rail train, please have a physical examination. ”

As a voice sounded, Director Ye walked lightly to a disc.

"Name, Ye Wenbin, the current director of the Time and Space Administration, the ID number is confidential, the physical fitness is level A, you can take this train, I wish you a happy journey. Next!"

Ye Yunchao looked at his chubby body, he usually didn't pay so much attention to exercise, so he didn't have to care about those details. Anyway, I don't have any problems, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, and I smoke a little cigarette, but it's far from lung cancer.

Thinking of this, I sighed, thinking that the director of the bureau has nothing to do every day except to go to a dinner and drink, and a meeting is like a drug conference, such people have an A-level, and we must have at least a B-level if we don't pay attention to it.

So he walked onto the disc with his head down, waiting for the sound of B-level physical fitness.

"Name, Ye Jun, occupation unknown, ID number *************, physical fitness F+ level, sorry, your physical fitness is too low, for your physical and mental safety, please wait for your physical fitness to reach E+ or above before boarding, thank you for your cooperation." ”

...........

Ye Yunchao was immediately stunned, that was my original name, although it was changed to Ye Yunchao later, but I didn't register here, and I couldn't immediately know my identity with fingerprint detection alone, and I could know so much information about me at just one stop on that instrument, and I also took physical fitness measurements, and what was the matter with F+. Ye Yunchao turned his head to Ye Wenbin a little like a machine, and asked with a trembling voice: "May I ask what is the state of the F+ level, and what does it mean that you can't take the car?"

"People here can basically reach the E quality by birth, E+ is the quality of those who do not pay special attention to exercise, D is the basic requirement to be able to ride the train, and E+ barely meets the standard. Class F is a disabled person, and your physical fitness is F+, so you can't ride the TK532's optical and magnetic rail train. Ye Wenbin explained carefully.

"Nani?!Lao Tzu doesn't have any illness, just a little chubby innocent virgin and otaku, why is Lao Tzu's physical fitness not as good as a newborn person? Lao Tzu is not disabled 99999999!!!!

"Are you all perverts, although my physical fitness is not very good, but it is not bad to that extent. And you say, what kind of physical fitness does it take to sit in a broken car, what do you mean, if I have this kind of physical fitness now, what will be the consequences if I sit in such a car?"

"The optical magnetic rail train is a perfect upgraded version of the maglev train, the speed has been greatly improved, the fast is not the same, based on the initial acceleration is too large, the passenger is relatively stationary due to inertia, causing the seat to squeeze the back muscles, and the physical fitness will be serious discomfort if you are forced to ride, the best result is the fracture of the spine, due to excessive reverse acceleration when parking, I will not talk about it later, the lightest is also caused by rib breakage, lung rupture, causing chest hemorrhage. Worst case scenario。。。。。 ”

"Needless to say, I don't ride in this car anymore. ”

Hearing this, stimulated by the yin and yang weirdness of this hateful guy, our classmate Ye Yunchao has turned from violent to collapsed, what a gap this is, whether you want culture or not, and you want quality or not. I didn't even think of this simplest truth. Although I have sat in so many cars, the acceleration when I start the car is uncomfortable, and it is just uncomfortable, but the acceleration of such an optical and magnetic rail train is too outrageous, and it has reached the point of death, no wonder there are additional ride restrictions. It is estimated that our classmate Ye Yunchao is the patient with a serious heart disease, and he is now preparing to ride the roller coaster.

As far as the roller coaster is concerned, it is only the mental stimulation caused by the visual effect and the gravity effect, after many times of overweight and weightlessness, the incomparable thrill when going uphill and downhill, the pain of the cheeks blown by the wind, and the crazy changing scenes around it, causing the illusion of broken glass. The most exciting thing is the precisely calculated near-zero speed of running at the peak and the mental illusion of falling off a cliff when rushing down from the peak, which is really a long ride for people with serious heart disease.

After a short period of entanglement, Ye Yunchao slowly calmed down, anyway, he has already arrived in this world, settle down first, there is always a way to go back. And Ye Yunchao began to notice that the words on the transparent screen like glass on the station were also a little unrecognizable, and it was estimated that they had been simplified. It seems that the times are changing very quickly.

"Linna, is it difficult to fly him from here to the place I arranged for him?" Ye Wenbin asked with a smile.

"As amiable as he looks, this guy is definitely a super-badass, don't be fooled by his hypocritical mask, beauty. Ye Yunchao, who was unable to raise his head and was explained and hit by Ye Wenbin very gently, couldn't help but think very maliciously.

Who knew that the beauty was actually the female secretary of the current director, how could the subjective cognition brought by long-term contact be known by an outsider, and this beauty's admiration for the director could be seen even by a pig.

"If it's the director's order, I think I can do it. ”

"I'm sorry for you. Ye Wenbin smiled as always.

Lina said to Ye Yunchao with a smile on her face, "Are you ready?"

Ye Yunchao nodded a little sneeringly, thinking that flying over was the meaning of a god, and as soon as the thought started, he was caught under the armpit by a beautiful woman, and a gust of wind blew through his face, and Ye Yunchao felt that he was flying.

After a short period of consternation, Ye Yunchao roared wildly in his heart: "Oh my God, child, I withdraw the preface, although your life is better than mine, you can fly by yourself in my grandson and great-grandchild's generation." Gap, gap!"