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The weekly Shentian Tea Party is held as usual on Saturday evenings.

Emperor Xuan took a sip, put down the teacup, and walked to Yueshen: "Yue'er, I heard that Master has taken a back seat in your heart?"

Yue Shen whispered, "Where did you hear that?"

Emperor Xuan coughed lightly, "Have you forgotten that Ben Cao and the different historians are in harmony?"

Yueshen patted his head and smiled: "Hehe, it's nothing." ”

Emperor Xuan nodded in satisfaction. Yueshen poked his fingers, you haven't been on the line yet, where is the line back?

Emperor Xuan just took a step and turned around, glanced at Da Kuang, and said to Yueshen in a serious tone: "Yue'er, you should be cautious in choosing a god, and you have to find someone like Master, you know?"

Yue Shen nodded in confusion, and shook his head again, "But, Emperor Xuan, I still like to be more handsome."

Emperor Xuanhuang raised his forehead: "Yue'er, your problem is more serious, it seems that we need to find an opportunity to talk deeply." ”

Emperor Xuan's body was a little unstable, and when he walked to the fetal god and the god of feasting, the god of feasting was handing the peeled fruit to the mouth of the fetal god, and Emperor Xuanhuang looked at the fetal god: "The fetal god doll is getting more and more lazy." “

The fetal god pouted and muttered: "Born, can't be changed... ”

The gods were amazed: "This is also natural?"

The fetal god nodded: "Yes, my mother said, when I was pregnant, other people's children kicked Ma Ma, but if I didn't kick, I would be lazy to beat my mother's fetus." ”

Emperor Xuan secretly wondered, should these two baby gods be sent back to the furnace to be forged again?

At this time, Huai Ziyou knelt on the ground, full of tears: "Emperor Xuan, you promised, Yinchuan chewed slowly when swallowing the little god... ”

"Huh, didn't he ask for a mouthful?"

The silkworm elegantly spit out the skin of the melon seeds: "Oh, Ziyou compared the two kinds of swallowing hair, and I feel that biting to death is better than suffocating in the stomach... ”

Yinchuan strode forward and pointed at Huai Ziyou: "You don't have enough to stuff your teeth, how can you chew and swallow slowly?"

Chi Yan lay on the nail board: "When will Emperor Xuan seek justice for me and punish the shameless villain scum?"

Emperor Xuan saw that the situation was not good, and the thirty-six plans slipped into the upper plan: "Ah, Ben Cao suddenly remembered that there is another important thing to do, and this is the end of this tea party." ”

Chi Yan hugged his thighs: "Is there still a shrimp thing in the night of Emperor Xuan?"

Emperor Xuan coughed lightly: "Empress Xuan and I still have a project of hundreds of millions to do." ”

Hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions, pleasing to the gods, the eyes of the fetal god flashed with divine light: "Emperor Xuan, I... We... ”

In the great expanse, the gods covered the mouths of the two baby gods at the same time, and said in unison: "Emperor Xuan, go slowly." ”

Xuanhuang, I was wrong, I saw a connotation paragraph on Weibo... Closed doors to mend the cracks in the festival.

This chapter is also a commentary, from the chapter of "Xuankun Strange History": The fetal god pranks and deceives the green shirt, and the gold powder pretends to kill the beast

=========================================================================== extra-author,Free Xiaobai

I admit that when the author of this extra, free little white children's shoes, did not take the initiative to explain to me the exciting connotation of the "hundreds of millions of projects" that Emperor Xuan and Queen Feng were about to carry out, I really didn't expect to go there at all. . . I took it.

Explain it to the general public, girl!, I can assure you, readers who are not rough will be sure to take it one by one...