"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you with a knife!"

Yi Xiaochuan looked at the vicious face of the visitor, and his brows furrowed tightly.

"Boss, where are the noodles! Give Lao Tzu some ......."

The middle-aged man resigned: "It's okay right away, it's good right away......

"Hmph......" The shirtless young man who had already sat down stood up again, carrying a watermelon knife, and walked to the small box containing money.

"Yo, I've made a lot of money! Lao Tzu killed someone, just on the back street, cut from the street to the end of the street, who can stop me, now is not the past, Lao Tzu has awakened his ability, and Lao Tzu is not afraid when the army comes...... Lao Tzu is going to go abroad for development, you old boy fund some funds, no problem!"

As he spoke, his hand had already reached into the money box.

Syllable!

A large colander swung over and hit the arm that was taking the money.

"Oh yes, you're looking for death!"

"Oops!" the shirtless young man covered his arms and groaned in pain, Xiao Yi didn't move the noodles, and looked over with interest, the arm hit by the colander was like a wax figure in the heat, and there was a feeling that it was about to melt.

The middle-aged woman below held the colander tightly and looked at the young man angrily.

If you dare to touch my money, I will dare to take your life.

Seeing Xiao Yi's burning eyes, the middle-aged man still smiled at Xiao Yi and said: "My lord, I'm sorry to disturb you to eat noodles, don't worry, the noodles are good noodles, the villain rolls them out himself, the big meat is the high-quality pork belly that the villain went to the countryside to buy before dawn, and the marinade is also an old marinated ......."

Yi Xiaochuan flipped the noodles in the big bowl with chopsticks, and said entangledly: "When you say that, I dare not eat it even more!"

The middle-aged man smiled bitterly.

"your horse, Lao Tzu chopped off your head and drank wine......"

Xiao Yi looked over in a daze, this vicious murderer had thick hair, like wolf-like hair, covering every inch of skin, from behind, the whole person seemed to have doubled in an instant, and his muscles exploded.

Syllable!

In a hurry, the colander in the woman's hand struck him on the bridge of his nose.

With a "whoosh", the watermelon knife didn't know where it was thrown, and the murderer squatted down with his nose in his hands, like a wild dog that had been kicked in the nose, and wailed in pain.

"You deserve to go to eighteen layers of hell, a little ghost fried in an oil pot, and you dare to be presumptuous in front of the old lady. Believe it or not, it shatters your soul and makes you unable to cast a brute......" The middle-aged woman held a large soup spoon and stuck it in her waist, looking fierce.

Xiao Yi was a little stunned, pointed to the man who was crying on the ground, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, hand him over to me! Don't get dirty!"

The middle-aged woman looked at the big soup spoon, then showed a smile to Yi Xiaochuan, and said softly: "Adult, this kind of person should not be overborn, adults are interested, take it, my family is timid, I don't dare to offend that, I don't dare to offend, even a little ghost is low, not like a man......"

The man was obviously afraid of his wife, so he smiled and said: "Old woman, it's good that we do our job well, and we don't want to be a big official, so it's better not to cause trouble." If we let it escape from the underworld and become a ghost king, if we think about what happened today, won't we want to suffer?"

"You! I think too much, in 2012, you said that there will be a catastrophe that will destroy the world, and you are in a hurry, you see, this world is not good......

"What's going on? A hundred ghosts walk at night, and the demons are born, which is a natural disaster that destroys the world! Hehe, let the adults laugh, this little ghost, how to deal with the adults!"

Yi Xiaochuan put down the chopsticks in his hand, pondered for a moment, and said, "He's a ghost, I know this very well!"

It's not very clear, there is a hole in the center of the eyebrows, and the back of the head is seen from the front of the head, but it was shot in the head.

Watermelon knife, a bloodthirsty lone wolf in the chest, headshots, and a pheasant brother who cuts people in the food street is undoubted.

Of course, now he is a powerful ghost, and the system has a reaction, and he wants to absorb and digest it into a powerful ghost.

"So, what are you, humans, demons, demons, or ghosts?"

The middle-aged man stood next to Xiao Yi resignedly, rubbing his rough hands and laughing: "We are ghosts and ghosts, and we are not people." This little ghost, he belongs to the category of powerful ghosts, who has to go to eighteen layers of hell, and he will have to suffer for decades before he enters the six realms of reincarnation. Those who came to eat noodles before were yin souls, full of food and drink, and when the first seven days passed, they went down to the Yellow Spring, crossed the Nai He Bridge, drank Meng Po soup, and were reincarnated. We husband and wife are the lowest little employees of the Yin Division, the kind who climbed up from hell, dead and alive. Hehe, it's a ghost, a document...... Wife, take out the card and show it to the adults......"

The middle-aged woman wiped her hands with a rag, wiped the oil and water very seriously, and then took out a palm-sized booklet from her arms, which looked a bit like a driver's license.

However, the front is a skull, and at a glance, it shows a three-dimensional feeling.

When I took it, it was a little hot, and two lines of clear blood words immediately appeared on the booklet with the black cover:

"The yin is orderly, and the yellow spring can be crossed. ”

When I opened it, there was a handprint on it, and this handprint was very strange, and even Otogawa felt that no one in the world should have this kind of handprint.

The handprint pattern is very harmonious, so harmonious that you can't pick the slightest flaw at all, and it is extremely neat, and any detail has achieved a very comfortable feeling.

Below, there are two columns.

First column: Name: Liu Genwang.

Second column: Position: Temporary ghost.

"Hehe, the adult is smiling, the villain is still a temporary worker...... "The middle-aged man smiled shyly, and the wrinkles on his face were full of pride and pride.

Returning the ghost messenger certificate to the woman, although Xiao Yi had already prepared the reality of demons and monsters walking all over the ground, it was still difficult to accept when the underworld and ghosts appeared in front of him.

Isn't it the revival of the aura, the evolution and mutation, and how did it develop in the direction of mythology?

The underworld has appeared, so what about the heavenly court?

The system doesn't seem to have much interest in ghosts, and it doesn't have the desire to absorb the ghosts, but this ghost must be absorbed.

"This kind of ghost, I think it's still a good ...... for the soul to be scattered."

"Yes, yes, adults call the shots, it's ......"

Xiao Yi walked over, pressed his palm towards the ghost who was still crying on the ground, and under the surprised gaze of the ghost and his wife, the ghost disappeared without a trace, and his soul was scattered.

【Absorb 10 energy!】

Satisfied!

patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, Xiao Yi said in a low voice: "Let your wife put away the ghost card, and if I find out that you are in trouble, be careful that I will also let your soul fly." ”

"My lord, how is it possible! I am a ghost! I maintain the peace of the Yin and Yang worlds...... Hehe......"

"But your wife isn't!"