Chapter 2 I have the brain gold in my hands

"Huh? What are you talking about, boy?"

"Uncle, you're so cool in this line, can you give me an autograph, are you an actor?"

"What is an actor? This old man can write this name, why do you want my name?"

Khan, Wang Meng said that why is it so difficult to communicate with older people? This last tribe in China is too primitive, isn't it? Don't they all go out? Wang Meng thought about it for a while, it is estimated that this uncle has not been out for decades, and he can't communicate with the uncle from the perspective of a normal person.

He nodded and said, "Uncle, I realize that your costume is too temperamental, too individual, and it deeply attracts me." I want to get to know you, by the way, uncle, don't you watch TV?"

Uncle looked confused: "What? What is TV?"

cough cough cough, Wang Meng found that his IQ was very low by the uncle, how to watch TV in this ghost village without electricity, this movie or something, there is no need to ask about electricity. With a long sigh, he took out the last cigarette he treasured, lit it and took a deep puff, only to feel that he had a feeling of loneliness and defeat, messy in the wind.

The uncle is also confused, this young man is just dressed in strange clothes, how can he speak so unreliable. Then again, the uncle has never seen the clothes this young man wears, and the uncle has never been to the town in his life. Such a brand-new colorful dress, it doesn't look like the son of a rich family, and it is even less welt if it is said that it is some Taoist chief, is this young man a foreigner? This explanation can work, the uncle nodded faintly. Then again, how did this foreigner come out of Yunmeng Mountain, there are not only wild beasts in this mountain, but also many demon beasts, even the hunters in the village dare not go deeper, but look at this baby, the embarrassed appearance looks like he has been in the mountains for a long time, and it is fortunate that he was not eaten by wild beasts.

I saw that the man took out a square object, and after making a crisp sound, flames appeared, and the uncle instantly thundered in his heart. Is this what the townspeople call immortals? Only immortals can call the wind and rain, and they dress so strangely, yes.

"Ah!!" At this time, the uncle screamed, knelt down and said, "The immortal - the villain has no intention of offending, please let our village go." What needs do the immortals, the villain dares not to obey. ”

Confused, messy, and continuing to be messy, Wang Meng touched his forehead and walked out of the village, took a few deep puffs, and turned around to find that the uncle was cautiously following behind Wang Meng, "Hey, uncle, I'm not a god, this is zippo, it's for making fire." ”

Uncle looked confused, "Thief stealing?",

nodded magnificently, "Don't be afraid, uncle, this thing doesn't hurt people, it's very cheap, I see that my uncle has a relationship with me, and I'll give this to you." After that, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he threw the counterfeit zippo bought for 30 yuan in the hands of the uncle.

But in Wang Meng's heart, there are countless waves, creating and creating. Have they never been out of the village in their lives? If so, how am I going to get out? Where is this, this is a big mess, and the food is going to be gone, so I have to replenish some food before leaving the village.

At this time, the uncle was also surging in his heart, but he didn't expect to get a fairy magic weapon in this way, and this fairy magic weapon looks very delicate and exquisite, and it is integrated. It's crazy to look at it. It is said that this thing is square, as if it was made of a piece of pure copper, and it is also carved with exquisite patterns, how can a metal that is only half the size of a palm be able to shoot flames? Who said that this is not the magic weapon of the immortal family, and the first uncle can kill him. It's just that the name is a bit strange, how can this magic weapon be called thief stealing? Is it possible to prevent thieves after having this magic weapon?

Seeing that the uncle's eyes were straight, Wang Meng's heart was endlessly surging, "Come on, uncle, this thing is played like this." After that, he took back the zippo and put a shape that Wang Meng thought was cool, pop, pop, and use several different ways to play, which made the uncle's eyes shine even more.

At this time, I don't know where a group of children ran out, these children were bare-bottomed, and they also kept jumping around Wang Meng, and their eyes were full of little stars. "Big brother is amazing. β€”β€”β€”β€”Big brother, you are the god of fire?β€”β€”β€”β€” big brother is so handsomeβ€”big brother, can you lend me a look?"

The uncle was not happy at this time, "Go - this is an immortal, hurry up, hurry up." These children seemed to be very afraid of this uncle, and when they saw the uncle raise his sleeves and drive away, they quickly ran away again. Seeing that this immortal is so approachable, the uncle said, "This immortal, the old man is the head of this village, if you don't dislike it, please come to the old man's house to sit down, and let the old man enter the friendship of the landlord." ”

At this time, Wang Meng slapped his head wildly, and he didn't even ask what he was doing for a long time, "By the way, this uncle, where are you? What is the closest city from here?"

"This is Xiajia Village, the nearest city from here, the old man really can't say well, the farthest other party in the old man's life is the town, from here to the town is about 10 days away, usually our village rarely goes to the town, only the village has excess mountain goods to go to the town to change some supplies. In recent years, the Great Wei and Zhao have been at war constantly, and we rarely go to the town, I heard that now the town is full of strong men, just the year before last, the Great Wei and Zhao Guo, there was a big war not far from the village, scared our village people to hide in the mountains, they fought for more than a year. Look, these thatched huts were built by us only last year. After that, the village elder and grandfather sighed, as if he said all the bitterness in his heart.

But in Wang Meng's heart, it was as if there were 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping on the wide grassland, and then endless lightning was tearing apart his already fragile heart, as if a sun began to rise in his heart.

Relying on Lao Tzu to cross, the dream of crossing has been flooding in Wang Meng's heart, to put it bluntly, who doesn't want to travel through the past to be a protagonist to pretend to be a B, I didn't expect this time to turn over the serf to sing, Wang Meng, who has been watching the novel since a few years ago, is familiar with the crossing, all kinds of inventions in various dynasties or all kinds of cultivation of immortals, all kinds of martial arts cultivation into gods, and the written experience is a handful, with his own third-rate financial and economic culture and understanding of history, what a golden beauty, three palaces and six courtyards, under the thinking of modern people, a few random inventions and a few crooked poems are simply brain gold in the world I have the rhythm of the world。

There is the state of Wei, and there is the state of Zhao. Could it be the Warring States Period? This is very easy to explain, the environmental protection in the Warring States Period was still very good, there were all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, and it was normal for rare beasts to be there. But the most pitiful thing is that there are too few travel novels in the Warring States Period, and Wang Meng doesn't know much about that era, so he can only start with invention and business, but God can leave me a system or something if I want to travel through it?

So while walking, he shouted in his heart, "System, system, system", isn't it right? Wang Meng muttered a few more words, but there was no reaction for a while. "Is it the wrong name? Lord God. Splinter. Robot Cat 。。。。。。 ”