Chapter 64 Tribulus terrestris gets thorns
Hatred drives a weak scholar into madness, and the power of anger is as overwhelming as a flash flood.
"Knock knock", Yao Xiucai smashed people like beating a drum, and after a few clicks, with a few screams, the great monk Wuchen* burst apart and got the end he deserved.
Those who plant melons get melons, sow beans and get beans, and those who plant tribulus terrestris can only get thorns. That's cause and effect.
The monk Wuchen died.
The boss Fulai panicked, and muttered back and forth:
"How is this good? How is this good......"
Feng'er comforted: "Don't be afraid, he has twelve lives on his back, and he is a felony wanted by the government." Today he was killed, and everyone made meritorious contributions. ”
Fu Lai turned his worries into joy, and said with a smile:
"Really? Great! No one will dare to mess with me again. ”
Yan Hong said: "The bald donkey deserves it! Plotting to kidnap the old lady, or the old lady will have to castrate him! Thanks to the rescue of this little brother of Huazi, how can you thank them?"
Fulai said to Feng'er with a smile on his face: "Little brother, next time you come to stay in the hotel, I will give you a 20% discount." ”
Yan Hong pursed her lips and said: "Such a great kindness, you can say it! Generous and generous, the more generous you are, the more you have, no matter how you say it, you have to give a six-fold discount." ”
Fulai smiled and agreed: "Six-fold, six-fold." ”
Feng'er looked at the sky and said, "It's already dark, the boss hurry up and find a place to report to the official!"
Fu said, "Okay! I'll go." You guys help me take care of the store, so that the remnants of the robbers don't come and steal my cash cabinet again. ”
Fu said, stuffing the cash drawer into Yan Hong's arms.
"Take it, I'll have to find a place to bury it when it gets dark. ”
Yan Hong said: "Go quickly, go ahead! The robbers have all let the Hanako brothers beat to death and wounded, how can there be so many redundant parties? It's you, report to the official and go back quickly, dare to turn around and find that play, be careful of the old lady skinning you!"
Fu Lai said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry......"
Fly out of the inn.
finally avenged the scholar Cai Bao and the servant Yao An, Yao Xiucai seemed to be seriously ill, his mind was blank, and he wanted to laugh and cry.
Feng'er walked over and snatched the mallet from Yao Xiucai's hand, threw it aside, and comforted:
"Okay now, you go and sit on the side first, and when someone comes to the government, they will say that I beat it, don't miss your future. ”
Yao Xiucai looked at Feng'er, opened his mouth, didn't say anything, and walked into the hall with a blank expression.
When Yang Zhixian heard that the monk Wuchen had been killed, he was overjoyed, and he couldn't take care of breakfast, so he prepared a small sedan chair and hurried over.
Yan Hong hates the drama, and the drama hooks her man's soul. She is very good at acting, no less than an actor. Seeing that the county master was coming, he cried with tears and told about Yeyingtang's crimes, and talked about Leng Biao's evil deeds with added oil and vinegar, and Yang Zhixian gritted his teeth when he heard it.
Speaking of the death of the great monk Wuchen, Yan Hong said that after the monk failed to resist stubbornly, he finally understood the Dharma and opened his head with a mallet. The Buddha is very happy, he himself is very happy, we are all happy for him, are you not happy, sir?
Yang Zhixian laughed when he heard this.
Yang Zhixian's predecessor was a donor official, and he sentenced a classic case, which was made into a cross talk as a joke by later generations and widely circulated. A monk met a Taoist priest on the road, and because of a trivial matter, he didn't agree and got into a fight. The monk kicked the Taoist priest a few times, kicked the Taoist priest in a hurry, and fell on the monk's face and bit off the monk's nose. The monk was not convinced, and pulled the Taoist priest to the county government to reason. The county magistrate asked what was going on, and the monk bit off my nose. The Taoist priest pleaded that you can't just listen to him, because he couldn't keep the rules and wanted to open the precepts, so he bit off his nose. The two of us had a conflict before, he wanted to dominate me or something, and he couldn't beat me, so he took the opportunity of his own opening to frame me, so that you could judge him win, and he got what he wanted, but don't fall into his trap. You should be a big man, I'm a foolish official? You bite your nose and I'll take a look. The Taoist priest hurriedly shouted: Slow, slow! I forgot to make it clear to you, master, that he was bitten on the bench. More precisely, he bit it from a bench standing on the roof. In a word, the old man simply beat me with 20 boards, don't ask about this case, there are pitfalls everywhere. If you fall into the trap of the monk, won't you ruin your reputation for honesty and integrity? Even if you give Poor Dao a chance, let Poor Dao defend your reputation for eternity. The county magistrate thought about it, you can't bite it below, it turns out that you are standing on a stool on the roof and bites. You look at the thoughts and consciousness of other Taoist priests, and they would rather be punished than tarnish the reputation of their county, and they almost wronged others. The county magistrate was furious, you are a monk, people say that there is ten baldness and nine poisons, and it is not false at all! You bite yourself in order to open the vows, and you also want to wait for the opportunity to frame other Taoist priests, and a wicked person will sue first, so as to achieve your ulterior goal. Fortunately, I met the eldest master, I knew everything, and if I changed someone else, I would have fallen into your trap a long time ago. If I don't become an official and the people are the masters, I might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes. Hit the monk with 40 boards and blast out of the hall! The monk shouted that he was wronged, and the county lord said that you were wronged, and I was even more wronged than you, and I almost ruined your name! After getting out of the hall and returning to the backyard, I was still angrily scolding the monk in my mouth, and the bald donkey was too hateful. Mrs. was busy asking why, and the county magistrate told the case again. Madame said sir, you have fallen for the Taoist priest, you move a stool and don't go to the roof, go to the roof to try it, and see if you can bite your nose. The county magistrate really moved a stool to the roof of the building, and he couldn't bite his nose when he stood on it. Shocked, where to catch that Taoist priest?
Yan Hong said that the monk Wuchen had an epiphany when he was dying, and he knocked his head open with a mallet, and it was still on the back of his head, which was a difficult suicide technique, which ordinary people couldn't do, and ordinary people were enough to choke. Obviously Yan Hong is shirking responsibility for others.
Yang Zhixian laughed and said:
"The monk Wuchen organized the killing of 12 people, a heinous crime! After absconding, he did not repent, and reorganized the illegal people to commit murder and robbery. Killing a person like this is not only innocent, but also a great achievement! How can the Bodhisattva guide him to wake up? If he can wake up, he will already become a Buddha on the ground!"
After hearing this, everyone laughed heartily.
Yang Zhixian inquired in detail about the number of people and dens in Feng'er Yeyingtang, and ordered people to search for them.
After everything was dealt with, Yang Zhixian ordered someone to carry the monk's body out, find a place in the wilderness and bury it, and go back to the ya.
Yan Hong is a woman who has seen the world, although she is a little rude, after all, she owes Xiaohuazi a favor, not to mention that Yao Xiucai also gave enough silver yesterday. Seeing that the hour was not early, he hurriedly instructed the kitchen to prepare wine and food, and said that he had to get a thanksgiving feast.
After tossing all night, everyone didn't close their eyes, and drank a lot of wine, and today I can't go any longer, so I have to stay for another night and leave tomorrow morning.
Ziwei gave the boss Fulai additional store silver, and Fulai pushed the politeness for a while, and took it with a smile.
It was almost dusk, and Ah Niu suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted:
"Hateful! Missed a big thing!"
Everyone turned their heads to look at him.