Chapter 1 College Chapter Science and Technology Capital Chapter 71 Li Rui who wants to cry without tears
Just when Ye Yunchao turned his grief and anger into food, Li Rui saw that Yuelian still had five or six in his hand, so he was also greedy, and cheekily asked her for one.
In fact, this amount of money is nothing to Li Rui, and the vending machine is not far from the door, so it won't take too long to buy it.
However, if you ask Yuelian for it at this time, Ye Yunchao will definitely not be happy, and then he can show off a wave of superb acting skills. It doesn't matter what the acting skills are, but Ye Yunchao's expression of wanting to die when he is angry is really not too good.
"Sister Yuelian, you bought it, even if they eat it together, they will definitely not be able to finish it, give me one. Li Rui said in the voice of an uncle.
Yuelian hesitated for a moment and handed Li Rui a strawberry-flavored one. Ye Yunchao, who was originally immersed in hard work, began to have a pain in his head because he ate too fast, and he was originally unhappy when he saw Yuelian give Li Rui an ice cream, but he just glared at it and stopped talking, and breathed a good sigh of relief.
"Hey, Sister Yuelian is so well-behaved, unlike some people......"
As soon as Li Rui's yin and yang strange words came out, it was originally just Ye Yunchao glaring at him, but he didn't expect that even Meng Jiaoling would glare at him together, and Li Rui immediately stopped talking and didn't continue.
"Called... Call sister-in-law. Yuelian said a little shyly, but it's better than this unserious junior opening his mouth and closing his mouth as a girl.
"Yes, sister-in-law. ”
After calling his sister-in-law, Li Rui shouted that the script was wrong, why didn't Brother Superman get angry and pinched it? And he accidentally despised someone and provoked the aunt and grandmother of Lily of the Valley, which was really the wrong script.
"Hey, why did such a well-behaved girl follow you? It's so good that the cabbage is arched by pigs, and flowers like to be stuck in cow dung. If I were a man, I would marry you. ”
Poof......
Bang dang......
Ye Yunchao ate a few bites of ice cream and almost squirted it all. The students around him who were lying on the table reading books or doing homework heard this sentence and went directly to the bottom of the desk. It's really out of the box, there's no lower limit.
After that, Li Rui's goal was not achieved, and he was depressed, and he began to vent on the strawberry ice cream in front of him. But after two bites, I felt that something was wrong.
"How's it going?, is it delicious?" Yue Lian's eyes gurgled and asked Li Rui with a mysterious smile.
was asked by Yuelian like this, and Li Rui's eyes hurt. It's ice cream, but it smells like poop, and although I've never eaten stool, the smell and the heat floating on the ice cream make people tremble.
Moreover, it didn't take long for even the hand holding the ice cream to feel that the originally cold paper bowl had become a little hot. What kind of delusion is this?
Could it be that Sister Yuelian added some hallucinogens to the ice cream? Or is it some special top-level conch? No, no matter how you hallucinate, it's a good aspect, if people who take drugs are hallucinations, I think, you don't need to go to the drug rehabilitation center, everyone is very conscious of drug rehabilitation.
"Maybe it's been too tiring during this time. Li Rui thought to himself.
"Yes, it's delicious. ”
"That's great, I'll give you my favorite flavor. ”
Then, Li Rui comforted himself a few more times, but the original taste was still ice cream, and it was fragrant in his mouth, but it just didn't smell right. Now even the taste in the mouth has become disgusting, and where is the ice cream in the hand, it is clearly a cup of hot Xiang.
It's really Li Rui's heart, there must be something strange about this matter, there must be a shocking secret behind the scenes, Yuan Fang, what do you think?
Yuan Fang: "I'll go, you've finished saying Lao Tzu's lines, you ask a fart." The so-called 13 that I pretended to be myself, and I had to finish it while crying. ”
So Li Rui had to cry and finish eating this cup of Rexiang as ice cream, but in Ye Yunchao's eyes, it was Li Rui who finished eating the cup of cold and delicious ice cream as a cup of Rexiang. However, when he saw Yuelian's unfathomable mysterious smile, he was immediately relieved.
Poor Li Rui still tasted Yuelian's terrorist attack for the first time, and usually just used misleading words to say things that were originally true, deliberately misinterpreting people. However, if you use special abilities, it is estimated that ordinary people will not be able to bear it. Fortunately, Yuelian only applied soul perception paralysis magic to herself, if she used that kind of magic to deal with Li Rui on herself, it is estimated that she will not live today.
"Hey, Yuelian, it's a little too much, just bully him a little. Ye Yunchao pulled the moon lotus and whispered in her ear.
And Yuelian also replied softly: "No, no, if it's too much, I'll let him see Yin Zhaoxue kiss you directly." ”
"Hey, it's better not to do this kind of thing, don't do it, it's too much. ”
Ye Yunchao sweated profusely in his heart, although this era is already very open, but it has not yet been opened to the point that kissing other men in front of his boyfriend is still regarded as not happening. This kind of can't be regarded as a prank anymore, it will kill people.
"Yes, I know. If my sister and I kiss someone in front of you, you won't be able to stand it. Don't worry, I'm not going to do such a thing. ”
"It's good to know. ”
However, after saying this, Ye Yunchao inexplicably thought of the scene he saw when he visited the greenhouse before, and he was really cool and cool at that time. And what Ling'er said, Ye Yunchao never understood the meaning.
He shook his head and put aside the incomprehensible matter for a moment.
"By the way, what kind of food did you let him eat, why did he have such an expression?" Ye Yunchao asked very curiously.
"If you can put on that kind of expression, the food must not be a good thing, so don't ask. Yuelian said impatiently.
"It's right to think about it, but what is it that disgusts him so much? Ye Yunchao gloated.
"Ah, that's... That's, by the way, it's durian. Yuelian put on an expression of sudden realization, which made Ye Yunchao stunned.
"No wonder, people who like this thing say it smells good, and people who don't like it say it stinks. More than 120 kinds of compounds, including diallyl disulfide, trisulfide, tetrasulfide, palmitic acid, methyl palmitate, ethyl oleate, these are enough to make people unbearable...... No, doesn't that guy particularly like durian?"
The last sentence was a bit loud, but fortunately, Li Rui hadn't heard it yet.
"Oh, that thing looks like durian, but when you mention that kind of thing to the people who eat it, it is estimated that more than 90% of the people will not continue to eat it, so don't ask......" Yuelian was very impatient, as if she really didn't want to say it.
However, before he finished speaking, Ye Yunchao immediately understood, pointed at Yuelian, "You, you" for a long time, shook his head and sighed, and ran to the bathroom before Li Rui to vomit.