Chapter 67: Breaking the Formation
I put away my sword, rubbed my ears, and thought hard about how to break the enemy.
Seeing this, General Xu laughed and said "Thief, I'm going to order the next dish, give me "xiaolongbao"!
I saw that the pikemen outside approached one after another, and someone shouted, "Piercing!" Those pikemen passed through the six doors, or stabbed their spears into the crotch of the Ouchi guard, or between the two of them, and the archers above shot arrows into the circle together, and the trappers raised their iron shields one after another to block the pikemen's arrows.
When the scholar saw it, he was so happy that he jumped and jumped outside the circle, and kept shouting, kill him!
I was surrounded by a tight wrap of minced meat. I thought it was no wonder it was called xiaolongbao.
I have never been in such a dangerous situation, if I make the Bodhidharma Vajra sword not leak, I can only keep the front of me, but I can't keep the head and back, I don't have time to think about it at this time, I secretly think that since I have been breathless, how can the golden bell jar lose to them, and instantly fill all the internal strength all over the body.
This is the first time I have used the bell jar with all my might, and I only feel that all the hairs on my body are open, and my hair is standing up.
The swords and spears that were shot were bounced off as soon as they touched the fur of my body, and in the blink of an eye, the sky was full of broken arrows and spear heads, and I took the opportunity to fly into the sky with both hands and fingers, and the arrows and spear heads that were bulleted were refracted in the circle, and some of them hit the guards and were bounced, and I stretched out my fingers and flicked them out.
As soon as the pikemen outside the circle saw that they had no spearheads, they immediately retreated, and made up another circle, and the archers shot round after round.
After only holding on to half a pillar of incense, I vaguely heard some guards shouting "stop", and after a while all the guards shouted "stop" together, the voice was rapid and loud, and my eardrums were shocked to a faint pain.
As soon as General Xu collected the flag, the pikemen and archers all stopped. The scholar asked, "Is the thief dead?"
I looked over at the guards, and they were all red and swollen, and all of them let go of their hands, rubbing their palms against the red and swollen places on their bodies, baring their teeth and grinning "Ahhh
I saw that the formation had been broken, and I thought to myself if I didn't leave at this time, when would I wait?
When General Xu saw that I was alive and well, his face turned pale with fright.
I picked up General Xu and threw it out, in front of me was the scholar who was so loud that he was cheering and shouting just now.
I said, "Scholar, what kind of hatred do I have with you?" I wanted me to die from the beginning.
The scholar was so frightened that his teeth collided up and down, making a "gurgling" sound.
I grabbed the back collar of the scholar, jumped up, and said let's go.
General Xu shouted behind him, still not letting go of the arrow.
In order to show my might, I deliberately slowed down in the air, and when the arrows came, the sleeves of my clothes waved, and the arrows turned back one after another, only to hear a miserable scream behind me.
General Xu kept urging, saying shoot quickly, shoot quickly, I fell from the air to the top of the tree not far away, turned to look at the archers scattered around, and no one dared to shoot arrows again.
I carried the scholars of the rivers and lakes to leap east and west, over the mountains and mountains, about a stick of incense, I don't know where I have jumped.
Seeing a mountain stream, he stopped, threw the scholar to the ground, squatted by the stream and washed his face.
After washing, he turned his head to look at the scholar, only to find that the scholar had already fainted.
I picked up the scholar and pressed his head into the water. After a while, he choked on two mouthfuls of water, tilted his head upward, danced his hands and feet, and struggled desperately.
I let go of my hand, and the scholar fell to the ground, fell "ouch", and then propped up his upper body with both hands and gasped for a few breaths, his eyes were bone-lint to see that it was me, and suddenly scolded in a sharp voice: You are a dead monk......
I just scolded, probably thinking that I was not easy to mess with, so I forcibly held back the words again, and rubbed the sticky things on my face, revealing a beautiful face.
When I heard her crisp "ouch", I was already on the sidelines. Unexpectedly, this scholar was a woman dressed as a man.
When the woman saw me staring at her, she suddenly said, "Oh no, I forgot that you were an adulterer......
As he spoke, he clasped his hands tightly, shrunk into a ball, turned his face and didn't dare to look at me, and said, this lewd ...... This high monk, the little woman has a mediocre appearance and no appearance at all...... Don't hit me......
I came back to my senses, stretched out my hand, and said bring the martial arts score you remembered.
The woman kept turning her head away from me, touched her hands in her arms, and said, It's gone, maybe it fell when she ran away just now.
I thought to myself that I didn't walk with your feet, how could I have fallen off, and said, if you don't give it to me again, I will be searched.
When the woman heard this, she was startled, and hurriedly took out the martial arts score from her sleeve and threw it to me.
I opened it and couldn't believe my eyes. I saw that the above branch wrote: On the twelfth day of the first month, today's market is fishing in troubled waters, and you can get five taels or three dollars; on the third day of the second month of February, today the tavern pretends to be the second little shop, and you can get one or two three dollars and four hundred dollars; on the eighth day of the second month, today the bathhouse changing room unlocks only five yuan, which is really moldy; on the ninth day of the first month of March, it is running today, and you can get fifty taels of money when you enter the house......
I hurriedly flipped to May 30, only to see that it was written that today I pretended to be a scholar in the rivers and lakes, and recorded that the martial arts alliance leader was paid one hundred taels in the bidding competition, and this position was very promising...... The back has always been a record of pretending to be a scholar to cheat money, and it has been turned to today, which reads that today pretending to be a scholar, he was bribed by Taixu with 2,000 taels of silver tickets, and General Xu bribed with 100 taels of silver ingots, and had a bumper harvest.
I was stunned, where is this martial arts spectrum, it is obviously an account book, and this woman is not a scholar in the rivers and lakes, but a liar pretending to be a scholar in the rivers and lakes, or a thief.
I threw the ledger to her, and said that just now you followed the crowd and called me a thief, are you a thief or am I a thief?
The woman still twisted her head and whispered, "It's me...... I'm a thief...... As he spoke, he touched the ground with both hands, and touched the ledger and put it in his arms.
I asked again, I have no grievances with you, why did you inexplicably encourage those martial arts people and court officers and soldiers to kill me?
And the woman said in a voice like a mosquito and a fly, I have said it...... Don't kill me...... Or is it insulting to me......
I said angrily, if I want to kill you, do you have any life at this moment?
The woman said, ...... That's good...... When the martial arts league leader was bidding, I saw Chang Yunzi's long hair fluttering, a talent, extremely handsome, and I loved it very much...... Who knew that you had cut off all ten of his fingers......
I remembered the situation that day, and secretly thought that Changyunzi didn't do anything hurtful, but the words stimulated me that day, so I made a spicy move. Besides, those words were taught to him by Sakura.
Thinking of Sakura Ling, my heart was sour, and I said to the woman, you go.
The woman couldn't believe it, so she quickly stood up, turned her head and asked me, do you really let me go?
Before I could answer, she suddenly screamed "ah" and fell to the ground again.
I asked, what's wrong?
The woman held her calf with tears in her eyes and said, "I'm ...... I'm hurt......
I was surprised, walked over and squatted down, raised her legs and looked, suddenly the picture flashed in my mind, I hurriedly covered my body, only to feel that the three big holes around my waist and chest were sealed, and I squatted and didn't move.
The woman pretended to touch her beard, laughed, and stood up.
I said angrily, you ...... You will take revenge!
The woman was humming proudly, and when she saw that I was angry, she squatted down and said, tsk, her temper is quite big. I'll take revenge, what's wrong? Three or four thousand people can't hold you, Xiao Yunmei, I used a little trick to capture the important culprits of the court.
Speaking of this, he was proud again, and pretended to brush his beard in the drama and laughed.
I asked, your name is Xiaoyunmei?
The woman patted her thigh and replied, Good question! Grandma, I don't change my surname, I don't change my name, it's Xiaoyunmei. Back then, I walked the rivers and lakes, turned into thousands of faces, and picked up the pockets of thousands of people, and Xiaoyunmei's name was in full swing on the rivers and lakes. Today, I finally caught you, a prostitute monk, and my old man's trip was worthwhile.
I asked again, "Why are you arresting me?"
Xiao Yunmei supported my chin with her fingers and said, Don't you know that the imperial court has offered you a reward of 10,000 taels of silver?
After speaking, he stood up and walked around behind me, pulled out Mo Zheng, and laughed again, This sword is estimated to be worth 10,000 taels. Grandma, I sent it this time!
I stood up, patted the dust off the hem of my clothes, and reached out to bring it.
When Xiao Yunmei saw that I was not stopped, she froze in fright and said you...... How could you be okay...... I obviously clicked on the acupoint...... Are you a human or a ghost?
I went up and grabbed Mo Zheng, inserted it back into my back, and said I'm sorry, I'm leaving. Twenty thousand taels of silver will be wasted on you.
Xiao Yunmei asked in disbelief, ...... you Do you really let me go again?
I said, I'm busy, don't ramble on it, goodbye.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Xiao Yunmei suddenly shouted, wait.
I turned my head and asked, "Are you unwilling to get the bounty?"
Xiao Yunmei hesitated for a moment, suddenly knelt down, and arched her hand, I am willing to change my mind from now on, become a new person, no longer cheat, and only ask Master Zhishan to accept me as an apprentice and teach me martial arts.
I sneered, which one are you playing?
Xiao Yunmei's eyes were red, Yunmei has had no father or mother since she was a child, and she has no other skills except for stealing. In the past fifteen years, I have suffered humiliation from others and seen the world cold. I thought you were ...... You are a prostitute monk, adulterous and captive, do all kinds of evil, and you are a flowery monk. I didn't expect me to treat you like this, but you still treat me leniently. You are the best in the world in martial arts, so many martial arts masters are rounding you up, you come and go freely, like entering a no-man's land...... I admire it. I just ask the master to take me in, I am willing to serve the tea and water, serve the master, the wind comes, and the water goes to the water......
As soon as I stomped my foot, the man "swished" into the woods.
I thought as I walked, this little Yunmei has a bad heart, has a lot of ghost ideas and thieves, and is good at acting, if she is entangled, there will be endless troubles, it is better to be caught by General Xu.