Chapter 7 Let's share a house
"Ahem!"
Xu Fan was choked by this woman's delicate words! Only then did he realize that he was riding on her, and he was twisted by her, and he had already reacted.
As a result, the expression of the woman under her became more and more aggrieved, Xu Fan saw it, cheeky, forcibly pretended to be fierce, and shouted: "Cry, cry what are you crying, cry again, my dagger, but I will stab you to death!"
Zhou Keren pursed his mouth aggrievedly, and whimpered: "Liar, how can there be such a long dagger......"
“......”
Xu Fan's heart was full of 10,000 grass and mud horses, this woman!
"Tell me, why did you break in?"
Xu Fan asked again, and Zhou Keren said with a look of grievance: "This is my home, I still want to ask you......"
"Your home?"
Xu Fan frowned, and then said, "Impossible, how can this place I just rented be your home?"
Judging from this woman's expression, it doesn't look like she's lying, but Xiao Lan clearly said that the tenants here have already checked out.
"If you don't believe it, you can ask Sister Lan, she, she lives on the opposite side......"
"This ......"
The other party knew Xiao Lan, which made Xu Fan feel more and more that this was a farce......
Seeing the tears rolling in the other party's big eyes, Xu Fan pursed his lips and waved his hand impatiently: "You go out first!" ”
"Good, good, hero......"
The other party nodded weakly, and after carefully climbing out of the bathtub, he walked out of the bathroom.
At this time, Xu Fan's tense body relaxed, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
However, before he could breathe this breath, he only heard a scream outside the house!
"Sister Lan, help, there's a thief! There's a thief! He's still taking a bath at my house!"
"Damn it!"
Xu Fan scolded secretly, this woman was honest just now, and as soon as she got out of her sight, she actually started to shout for help......
Xu Fan pulled a bath towel, wrapped his lower body, frowned, and rushed out of the bathroom.
Under Zhou Keren's call for help, Xiao Lan had already rushed over.
Zhou Keren hugged Xiao Lan in fear, chattering about the situation just now, seeing Xu Fan coming out, she pointed at him fearfully, puffed out her mouth and said: "Sister Lan, it's him, he still stabs people with things......"
“......”
Xu Fan rolled his eyes, this woman is talking nonsense!
"Sister Lan, what the hell is going on? I finally took a bath, and this female pervert actually came in and attacked me. ”
"You, you, you!"
Zhou Keren's face turned red when he heard this, pointed at Xu Fan, and said anxiously: "I, I didn't know it was you inside!
Xiao Lan patted Zhou Keren's back with a smile, and asked with a smile: "Keren, what's going on? Didn't Mengyue say, did you check out? Why did you come back?"
"Ah, this Mengyue, it must have been unclear again!"
Zhou Keren stomped his feet and said, "Sister Lan, you are mistaken, it is only Mengyue who checked out, and I plan to continue to live." ”
"This ......"
Xiao Lan grinned awkwardly, it was just one person who checked out? So what should I do now......
She looked at Xu Fan in embarrassment and asked, "Xu Fan, why don't you negotiate and share a house here?"
The rent of this house is not expensive but it is not cheap, it is the most suitable for two people to rent, Xu Fan's character Xiao Lan can be trusted, and sharing should be the best solution.
Xu Fan rolled his eyes, and said without thinking about it: "No need to negotiate, Sister Lan, live with this female pervert, sooner or later I will have to be tricked by her into bed, she must move out!"
"You, you, you!"
Zhou Ke pointed at Xu Fan angrily and snorted: "Why should I move away! Come first and come first, if you want to move, then you will also move!"
"Hmph, I'm embarrassed to say I'm a pervert, shame on my face!"
Hey, this woman is still talking about the previous bathroom, Xu Fan suddenly got angry, and he was going to fight with her right now!
"Xu Fan!"
At this time, I saw Xiao Lan glaring at him and said, "But the person is a girl, you are a big man, let her order and listen to my sister's words, otherwise, my sister will ignore you in the future!"
Xu Fan pursed his lips and didn't speak, Sister Lan said so, and she could only compromise.
Immediately after, Xiao Lan said to Zhou Keren again: "Keren, Xu Fan is Sister Lan's friend, his character is absolutely guaranteed, you share a house with him, it is absolutely safe, if anything happens, Sister Lan will be responsible, okay?"
"Of course, if you don't want to, I'll let him move to my side tomorrow. ”
"This is good! Hey, female pervert, hurry up, don't agree!"
Hearing that he could move to Xiao Lan's side to sleep, Xu Fan's eyes suddenly lit up, glared at Zhou Keren, and asked her to choose the second choice.
"Hmph!
But Zhou Keren would be in Xiao Lan's arms, full of confidence, and made a grimace at Xu Fan with a look of not being afraid of power, and said solemnly: "I won't let Sister Lan fall into your clutches!"
Zhou Keren understands that the most difficult thing to do at the moment is actually Xiao Lan.
Xiao Lan is usually very good to herself, making it difficult for her, Zhou Keren really can't bear it, and then again, although this guy just pressed himself in the bathtub, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
It doesn't look like a bad guy.
"Sister Lan, I've decided, Miss Ben is merciful, so I'll share a house with him!"
Zhou Keren pursed his lips and compromised with Xiao Lan.
Xiao Lan smiled and said, "That's good, it's not too early, you two talk slowly, sister will go back to rest first." ”
Saying that, Xiao Lan walked to the door, and when she went out, she didn't forget to advise: "Xu Fan, don't bully people, do you hear?"
"Got it!"
Xu Fan waved his hand impatiently, and Xiao Lan closed the door and left.
turned his head to look at Zhou Keren on the side, only to find that this girl had already entered the master bedroom, and only a small head poked out of the door.
"Hmph, the master bedroom belongs to Miss Ben!"
She grimaced at Xu Fan, followed by a flick of the door, clicked, and directly locked the door of the master bedroom.
"Hey?"
Xu Fan is not angry! This woman, she should be smart, isn't she stupid at all?
Xu Fan didn't bother to care about this, so he entered the second bedroom immediately, fell on the bed, and fell asleep.
He had a dream, he lay on the bed, holding two big steamed buns with a faint smell of wine, nibbling and nibbling......
Suddenly, the big steamed bun let out a scream and kicked him out of bed directly!