Chapter 24: Lao Tzu wants to open fire
The next person is very interesting, and there is also a little bit of excitement and not a big deal.
Someone here brought the two largest pots in the dealer's kitchen, and someone over there brought red wine from the cellar.
Compared with the two basins, there is still a large and a small one, and the volume of the difference in size is several liters.
Zhuang Feng directly took the bigger basin, "Director Lin, you are the guest and I are the host, the guest is whatever the host, I will take this bigger basin, do you have no opinion?"
"Of course ......not," Lin Moshen thought to himself, "There is something wrong with this thing's brain, right? He also chose a bigger basin, is he drinking? Does he have a sewer in his stomach?"
At this time, Lin Jueding wanted to persuade the two to stop in moderation, but he understood the truth that the wine table was a man's second battlefield, so he could only hold back and not persuade him, otherwise he was really afraid of adding fuel to the fire, at least the two of them drank and competed, it was better than fighting.
Lin Yu'er looked at Zhuang Feng and Lin Moshen not letting each other go, she was really mixed feelings, she really didn't know who she hoped would win, she didn't know when it started, she already had an illusion, and Zhuang Feng, who made her deeply hateful, even let her appreciate the feeling of care.
"Is this the opposite of things? Impossible, I won't like this garbage, I won't worry about him, it's good to drink him to death......"
Lin Yu'er gave full play to the talent of a woman's duplicity, but she didn't want to admit it, she obviously hoped that Zhuang Feng could win, but persuaded herself to remain neutral.
This may be the charm of pretending, when every pretending is transformed into real strength, it is enough to easily capture anyone.
Lin Yan'er is like a little fan girl at the moment, shocked by her brother-in-law Zhuang Feng's domineering and defenseless.
Feng Qingyang's eyes lit up, and he cheered for Zhuang Feng in his heart.
The group of relatives and friends successfully stood in line, Lin Moshen only had one supporter of his father, Lin Afu, and Lin Afu gritted his teeth nervously at this moment.
The basin was taken, the wine was full, Zhuang Feng picked it up, and his basin poured twelve bottles of red wine, weighing more than 20 catties of wine.
On the other hand, Lin Moshen, the basin in his hand was also poured as many as eight bottles of wine, and the feeling of holding it in his hand was really indescribable, which may be the so-called unbearable weight.
When he met Zhuang Feng today, he Lin Moshen was going to be miserable!
Looking at the embarrassment on Lin Moshen's face, Zhuang Feng was very satisfied, "Director Lin, I proposed to drink in a basin, in this way, I will make a sample first, I will do it, you are free!"
"Lao Tzu will let you see, what is a large amount! ha!"
"Bang Ding" put his face into the basin, Zhuang Feng drank wildly, the moment the wine went down to the stomach, it was no different from breathing air, and he couldn't even feel the taste.
"No wonder he can't get drunk, it's the same as not drinking! The blind Zhuang Haoyin has treasured it all these years, if he knew that these wines were drunk like this, he would probably be able to crawl out of the urn!"
Zhuang Feng thought about it, "System Jun, why are you asleep? I'm pretending to be like this, and Ma Yu will reward me!"
"Ding! System Reminder: Real-time Reward Outfit Forcing Value 66 Points!"
One minute, one pot dry, not a drop left.
After Zhuang Feng finished drinking, he smiled at Lin Moshen: "Hehe, Director Lin, I'm done with my work, it's your turn, you can do whatever you want, you can do what you want......"
"Ding! System Reminder: Real-time Reward Outfit is worth 55 points!"
The audience was in shock, and the world seemed to stand still.
Lin Jueding: (Is my aunt a god of wine?)
Nangong Liuli: (My aunt is a wine fairy, right?)
Lin Yu'er: (This thing is thirsty, isn't it??Drink so much?When you're a wine barrel?Even if you drink water, you have to burp?...... Who am I going to marry?)
Lin Yan'er: (My brother-in-law has succeeded in pretending to be forced again, he is the only person I have ever seen, who has never been slapped in the face!)
Feng Qingyang: (Master, I didn't find the wrong person, it's him, it's him, it's him...... )
Lin Afu: (Is this stinky boy so able to pretend because of his surname Zhuang?, poor my son, it seems that he is going to lose!)
"What do you mean? He actually called me meaning, this is Chiguoguo's despise on me!"
Lin Moshen, "For the sake of dignity, for the sake of language, Lao Tzu fights!"
"Yikes!"
Holding the basin in his hand with both hands, without waiting for his mouth to touch the wine, with a "bang", Lin Moshen's face did not fall into the basin like Zhuang Feng just now, but put the basin on the table.
"I'm sorry Zhuang Gongzi, I suddenly remembered that I had dinner with the mayor tonight to discuss how many days I will take office......"
Lin Moshen just forced him to chatter like this, and fled.
"Son, you can't drive after drinking, I'll ask someone to send you. Lin Afu followed.
"WTF? It's not even interesting, just announce the opening of the fishing ground? Damn, Lao Tzu hasn't drunk yet, so he's retreating?"
Zhuang Feng was shocked by Lin Moshen's speed of slapping himself in the face, and swept across the entire dining table, and the audience was silent.
"Uncle Lin, why don't you accompany me for two pots?"
"Hu......h? I haven't finished writing the invitation yet, I've already eaten, let's drink it another day......"
Lin Jueding announced that he had dropped the line, and he left with Ma slipping, and Nangong Liuli quickly followed.
"Brother-in-law, I've eaten it too, you can use it slowly. Lin Yan'er smiled and left.
At this moment, there were still Feng Qingyang and Lin Yu'er left in front of the table, Feng Qingyang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Feng, there are a lot of them, there is an ancient saying: 'A hero is not drunk with a thousand cups......"
"Okay, Gu Youyan, you can say goodbye!"
Zhuang Feng was very disappointed, he thought that on Lin Moshen, he could get more pretending value, but he didn't expect that he had just gotten 121 points, which was not enough to buy a drunk potion, and the loss was really bloodless.
"Brother Feng, then I will leave!" Feng Qingyang clenched his fists and retreated.
Suddenly, Lin Yu'er stood up from the chair abruptly and said angrily to Zhuang Feng: "What kind of hero are you? Wine is a good thing, but do you drink like this? Aren't you afraid ......of drinking to death?"
"What are you doing?
Zhuang Feng didn't know how many times he hugged Lin Yu'er today, but this time he hugged the hardest, tightest, and warmest.
"Indecent wool, the whole country knows that we are going to be married, and now even if I insult you, it is legal! You shut up for me and let me hug you well. ”
Zhuang Feng was very happy in his heart, he felt that Lin Yu'er was caring about him just now, and he liked the feeling of being cared for.
"You've drunk too much, haven't you?"
Lin Yu'er looked at Zhuang Feng with annoyance between her eyebrows, but she didn't struggle to leave his embrace.
"Too much of a joke...... I drank too much......"
Zhuang Feng had an idea, and decided to use Lin Yu'er, "Obviously you care about me, still pretending?" Isn't there a saying that is good, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, I'll pretend to be drunk to show you, see what you do." ”
Zhuang Feng collapsed on Lin Yu'er's body, and all the weight was poured over.
"Are you okay?" Lin Yu'er was a little at a loss, so she helped Zhuang Feng and left the restaurant.
"Ding! system reminder: the host plays a good routine, and the real-time reward is worth 1000 points!"
"It's worth 1000 points? can you exchange it for 200 outfits, damn it, the east is not bright and the west is bright, this is not lost and earned?"
"Are you sure it's 1,000 points? Why are you so generous this time?"
"Ding! because the host is really cheap, and you're going to have a story with the young lady tonight......"
"Story, your uncle, I pretend that the value is not enough to buy back ......"
"Ding! it doesn't matter, the mall has updated the latest items, temporary little brother, the price is fair and reasonable, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled!"
"me, and this good thing? Hurry up and get ready for me, I'm going to shoot!"
"Ding! system reminder: the purchase is successful, deduct the pretending value of 3213 points!(balance: 0), special reminder: the little brother will disappear in two hours......"
"You are paralyzed, you have emptied me again of this little money that you have been forced to save in the past few days? What kind of tricks do you have to do with me, do you want to tell me what a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold? Your uncle!"
"Hey, hey, it's so cool!"
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