Chapter 538 When the bitter water is reversed

In the surprised eyes of Su Liya and Li Guang, the person was still chattering, how much bitter water was to be poured out.

"Fuck, in the upper realm, I'm just a little fluttering street, and the gods are walking everywhere, like a carp crossing the river.

No matter what I do, I was abused into ashes by them, and I can't pick up good-looking girls, and the slightly good-looking ones are all contracted by the gods.

Even if he looks ugly, after all, he is a great god, and all the girls in his arms are convex and backward.

Who makes them more well-connected than me, with deeper qualifications than me, and with more resources than me.

A sneeze from the gods can thousands of miles away, not to mention how innocent I am. ”

Suddenly, Howard scolded: "Who are you, you are squirting crookedly in my body without Lao Tzu's consent, are you embarrassed?

The voice said angrily, "I am your ancestor!"

Howard said: "Damn, I'm still your ancestor, your eighteenth generation ancestor." ”

The voice was so angry that its tone changed, and it trembled: "Damn, has the world changed?"

Lao Tzu has not appeared in hundreds of epochs, and the world has forgotten my flying thief St. Refno? Have you forgotten my incompetence and killing frenzy?"

Suddenly, Howard's face turned snow-white, without a trace of color, as if he remembered something terrible.

Then he let out an earth-shattering scream: "OMG, I have been sent down by God!"

Howard suddenly touched his crotch quickly, but fortunately it was still there, and it didn't melt away, and he let out a long breath.

The voice said, "You haven't had sex reassignment surgery, have you?

Howard stammered, "Are you really an ancestor? ”

In the end, he finally said it in an almost flattering tone.

The voice palpitated, "Fortunately, Lao Tzu escaped quickly...... Why should I report to you?"

After all, as a god and goddess, he is prepared for such a thing, but as a mortal, he rarely encounters it, unless he is lucky.

But Howard doesn't like this kind of adventure, after all, if God descends an ancestor, he has no secrets to speak of, and there is no privacy at all.

Suddenly, the voice said: "Haha, you are so pitiful, the pickled girl was sixteen years old, in a nightclub, and was forced by a mother in her forties, it's really pitiful." ”

Howard's face was flushed with shame, he was an orphan and had no family at all, so he ended up joining the army.

And he didn't awaken the physique of a vampire in the army, but in the recent investigation, he was unfortunately shot, and as a result, he was infected during a blood transfusion.

Unbeknownst to him, he awakened the bloodline of the Revenor family that night, but unfortunately he didn't even know the basic survival skills of the blood clan, and he didn't know how to carry out the first embrace at all.

But when he first met Li Guang, he actually wanted to suck Li Guang's blood, it was whimsical, if he really sucked it, he would immediately disappear.

At this time, Surya's fangs tried to sneak away, and they fled while the chatter was endless.

At this time, Su Liya took the opportunity to recover her physical strength, as a prince-level blood clan, any part of her body can become essence, this is the bloodline talent of the Fanzhuo family.

If she is promoted to the Blood Emperor, then any part can become her clone, and it is simply an unkillable Xiaoqiang, which will be an extremely terrifying thing.

And those green-footed monsters are not the "green dwarf" zombie virus, they are actually her aunt, but how can she say it.

Such a shameful thing, as a girl who is still young on the surface, although she has lived for three thousand years, older than Alita's madman, she is still a virgin.

Howard wants to be bad for her aunt, and of course Sulya wants to interfere, and suddenly the greenfoot monster lets out a silver bell-like laugh, startling everyone.

"My dear niece, it's great that you weren't killed by your third brother, that there is such delicious food on this planet. ”

Suddenly, the green-footed monsters turned into a woman covered in green, an old woman, wearing a green veil and green gloves.

It's just that her clothes are black like an old widow, but she wears lace-trimmed black stockings on her thighs, and her figure is also extremely tall.

But her figure was so thin that it seemed like a gust of wind could blow it away, and her mouth was still chewing.

Howard thought of all the garbage she had eaten, and hurriedly ran and retched.

Li Guang finally had the opportunity to use the laser gun with his hand and tie it to his trouser belt along with the holster, to be honest, he still didn't know how to use it.

Surya turned to her aunt Asheusti and asked, "Auntie, why did you only send a green dwarf clone to protect me?" ”

Ashusti is the necromancer of the Giovanni family, and his strength is also extremely powerful, mages are not knighted ranks, they only have twelve ranks.

From one star to nine stars, then S-class magicians, magicians, and grand magicians (referred to as masters).

Out of the category of mortals, there is the Dharma God above, which is divided into demigod-level, sub-god-level, auxiliary god-level, god-level, celestial-god-level, and main god-level.

Asheusti was the pride of the Giovanni family, and she worked as an assistant to Mimiliana, the vice president of the Dark Guild, and Mimiriana was made into a scroll.

Therefore, she can be regarded as a daughter-in-law for many years, and she was unexpectedly elected vice president to work with Hugh Hughes Kabu and Foxconn Taro to assist McDonald's Carthy.

Even Asheusti couldn't locate the starship before it had an accident, but if something happened to the starship, the Satan flower she had planted in Sulya's body would send a signal.

And that satanic flower is her doppelganger green dwarf, with an incomparably powerful devouring ability, devouring is its greatest ability, even if the gods do not resist, they will be devoured by it.

As he was talking, suddenly the sound of someone talking was getting closer and closer, and several people hurriedly crouched behind a huge rock, but fortunately the place was large enough, and the huge rock covered everyone's figures.

At this time, two people came out from behind the col, and before they arrived, an incomparably huge head stretched out first, sniffed the air carefully, and said: "It should be here, we were in the wrong place before, and I was tired to death." ”

It was like the sound of a behemoth suddenly falling to the ground, making an incomparably loud noise.

The Wolf Emperor Stamford was furious: "I almost broke my bones, and I killed you." ”

Xu Sanduo's innocent voice came, and it seemed to be buzzing, as if it was unusually loyal.

But its voice was full of scoundrel Sabo's tone, and it only heard it sneer: "Stamford, you have hired me for more than thirty years, but now you have not even given me a star coin." ”

Su Liya poked her head out curiously, she heard that the ferocious Xu Sanduo was a CIS creature, and it still had a small world in its body, and it was only one chance away from being promoted to a god.

But this opportunity is not so easy to come, otherwise there are so many creatures in the CIS, all of them have become gods, and the world will have to be chaotic.

As soon as Su Liya poked her head out, she saw a peak-like body in front of her, and an incomparably unpleasant smell came from this behemoth, and by the way, the smell of the wolf emperor Stanford wafted from it.

Su Liya almost vomited and quickly covered her mouth, but the green dwarf stared at Xu Sanduo excitedly.

Then the green dwarf slid down the rock like a puddle of liquid, and struck at the ignorant Xu Sanduo.

Suddenly, the green dwarf wrapped one of Xu Sanduo's necks around and began to eat excitedly.

Wolf Emperor Stanford suddenly screamed, "Those disgusting things, what kind of monster?"

Asheusti was furious, and secreted a few drops of liquid that suddenly splashed on the face of the Wolf Emperor Stanford.

Wolf Emperor Stanford is not a vegetarian, and suddenly an enchantment appeared on his face, and all the splashed liquid flew out.

A fierce light flashed in his eyes and said, "Dark True Fire!"

A flame with an incomparably evil aura immediately jumped from his fingertips, and it burned against the green liquid.

The green liquid let out a womanly scream of pain, and the Wolf Emperor suddenly laughed and said, "Asheusty, I know it's your disgusting witch who is playing tricks. ”

At this time, a trace of viciousness flashed in Xu Sanduo's eyes, and one of its heads suddenly burst into flames against the entangled neck, and the green liquid hurriedly fled.

But Xu Sanduo suddenly erupted a thick bolt of lightning, and only to hear the green dwarf let out Ashisti's screams of great pain.

Xu Sanduo scolded: "Old witch, you dare to devour your grandfather Xu, it's really boring." If I don't teach you a lesson today, I really don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes. ”

The Wolf Emperor suddenly looked at Xu Sanduo in astonishment, could it have opened its head, and even knew the mantra of the Orientals?

Xu Sanduo smiled embarrassedly: "I once devoured the corpse of an oriental immortal demon, it was unpalatable to death, it was too smelly, it was full of maggots, and I was disgusted for three whole years." ”

Wolf Emperor Stanford scolded: "I always think it stinks, it turns out that you don't brush your teeth after eating." ”

Xu Sanduo scolded back: "You wolf cub, do you think Lao Tzu is afraid of you? ”

Stanford said with disdain: "You dare to eat rotting corpses, you are not afraid of diarrhea." ”

Many opened their innocent eyes and said: "Those oriental immortals and demons are really strange, they smell terrible, as if they are their dark food stinky tofu, but they taste delicious." ”

It blinked, saliva seemed to flow out, it had eaten the corpse of the Eastern Immortal Demon when it was a child.

Because the corpse contained divine substance, it evolved, and the process was shortened by tens of thousands of years.

Especially the bones of the Oriental Immortals and Demons are so delicious, as if they are eating Tianjin twist flowers, they are so fragrant, and the bone marrow is simply too fragrant.

Xu Sanduo ate the half-rotten corpse of the Oriental Immortal Demon, and slept for fifty years, and when he woke up, he grew into a complete body, and the nine heads also possessed various attributes.

At this time, a white light suddenly flashed on its body, and it turned into a young man, but it was also presentable, as if it was a handsome and sunny blonde brother.

It's just that the eyes are a little weird, even if they become human, but their eyes are still snake eyes, and they can't be changed.

Then the green dwarf fled behind the rock, and he tried to chase after him, but the wolf emperor winked at him, looking extremely nervous.

Xu Sanduo's heart was also raised, don't look at him as tall, but he is not bold.

The practice of these years has proved that almost all the bold creatures are dead, and those who are not dead are also on the road to death, and there is not much left to die.

He couldn't help but shudder, could it be that Ashusti invited the masters of the Dark Guild to ambush the two of them?