I don't know what kind of material is paved on the second floor, although it looks like a marble porcelain slab, but it is not dyed with a cold smell because of the September weather. Ye Yunchao was new to the city, and he was very interested in the villa that suddenly became a private property. Look here and there and touch it, it's a lot of fun, the smile on the corner of his mouth, coupled with his somewhat messy hair and oil-stained flower shirt, gives people a feeling that it is - cheap!

Slowly came to the second floor, Ye Yunchao did not hesitate to open the second room from right to left, and was very lucky to see that there was a bathtub inside, indicating that this room was the bathroom.

Then Ye Yunchao looked at the faucet without a water heater and a shower very entangled. How do you wash it, where is the water, where does the water come from? Is it the legendary dry cleaning, or is it the use of high technology, what kind of light is used to shine on the surface of the body, the secretions on the body surface are gone, and then the dandruff is gone? So, what is that bathtub for?

Ye Yunchao was going to go down and ask the little cutie, but he didn't know the name, and he always felt embarrassed to ask this kind of question that was very idiotic for "modern people". And when I first touched the sensor faucet, I was depressed for a long time, where is the switch, how to get out of the water? Then I shook the faucet a few times, when I saw the wall where the faucet was installed was written "Induction faucet, please do not shake", I was very embarrassed to find that there were some people around me who exuded the same eyes as looking at idiots, I really hoped that there was a hole in the ground to let myself get in, but unfortunately it was unrealistic.

Ye Yunchao scratched his head with a little blush, pulled his feverish ears, rubbed his face, and finally slapped it heavily. And then he smiled with a disgusting smile that even looked disgusting.

"The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, I don't believe it, isn't it just a bath, what's so difficult about it. ”

So, Ye Yunchao quickly stripped naked and walked quickly to the bathtub. Suddenly, a screen appeared in front of me, also in the void, of course. Reading data。。。。。 Set the optimal temperature。。。。。。。。 Heating is done.

Ye Yunchao looked at the water that slowly appeared in the bathtub and was a little confused. "That's it? people in this era will really enjoy it, I think I had to take a bath for a long time, this is directly set, and then after a little while, hot water will come out, I am speechless. ”

When watching the water slowly fill most of the bathtub, Ye Yunchao touched his nose and sensed the temperature a little above the water surface with his hand, which was not bad. Then he lay down very quickly, and then his face turned red, and his face became distorted, as if he was holding back his strength from the bottom of his heart, and let out a very miserable scream, which could be heard in almost the whole villa.

"Mamma Mia, it's a scalding pig. ”

Ye Yun jumped out of the bathtub super quickly, faced the door, and turned his head to look at the somewhat reddened skin. "Why are you so cheating, who did I recruit to provoke someone, and I was punished like this. ”

Unfortunately, Ye Yunchao heard the sound of the door opening, and when he turned around, he saw Xiao Meimei looking at him with some anxiety, and Ye Yunchao was stunned.

"Brother Yunchao, are you in any trouble?" Xiao Meimei looked at Ye Yunchao with a very apologetic expression and asked.

Ye Yunchao woke up in shock, looked at the little brother who was pointing at the little beauty in high spirits, and then screamed again, covered the little brother with both hands, and said to the little beauty: "Don't look at it." ”

Xiao Meimei did not retreat but advanced, looking at Ye Yunchao's heart. "What does she want to do? I'm still an innocent little virgin, although you are beautiful, but you can't do whatever you want, I will 。。。。。。。。 if you get close to me ”

It wasn't until the little beauty passed by Ye Yunchao that when he was checking the information on the screen behind him, Ye Yunchao rushed over and took his clothes to cover his little brother, and finally reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief.

"39-45 degrees Celsius, Brother Yunchao, have you forgotten to look at the temperature? ”

Ye Yunchao's face turned red, scratched his head, and was just about to lose his temper and vent his anger, but because of the farce just now and his careless mistakes, most of them suddenly disappeared.

"It's the most suitable temperature, so I didn't pay much attention to it, and the temperature is too outrageous, it's really going to kill people." ”

"Brother Yunchao, this is not a shower, when you took a bath before, you soaked in the pool, what is the temperature you want most in your heart?"

"Well, I think about it, it should be about this temperature. Ye Yunchao then remembered that in the bathhouse where he used to go to the leisure and entertainment center, in addition to the shower, there was a large pool and a small steam room similar to a sauna. If it's a shower, you can adjust the temperature by yourself, but the water temperature in the pool is really high, and it's really a bit unbearable to just go in, so you have to get used to it slowly. After acclimatizing, he was comfortable, and he remembers one time when he fell asleep comfortably in the pool.

"Okay, it's my fault, you go out first, little cutie, well, I forgot to ask you what your name is, I'm embarrassed to keep calling you little cutie, so tell me, people who don't know still think I'm the uncle who teases you. Ye Yunchao said half-jokingly, that expression, if it weren't for the age, there would really be some weird uncle feelings.

After hearing this, Xiao Meimei was stunned for a moment, and then the flowers and branches trembled with laughter, and Ye Yunchao immediately had an impulse in some aspects, and some inappropriate pictures appeared in his mind that made his little face red, and he shook his head a little unbearably, as if he wanted to throw out those terrifying pictures.

"I'm your little helper, if you can, please help me choose a name, otherwise you can give me the necessary instructions according to my original codename, my original code name is。。。。。 ”

"That's what I'm saying (Sodisne, 'so it is', Japanese transliteration of the past, the author himself thinks so), so that's the case, no wonder Lena told me not to do something unreliable, or I'll regret it. I almost had a sexual desire for an unknown being, oh my God. Thinking of this, Ye Yunchao understood, but when he suddenly wanted to give someone a name, he was really 。。。。。

Who would meet such a thing, this is not someone else's child's name, and the kind of name is very cautious; it is not to name the pet, that is too casual, look at the appearance of the pet, give it a cute name that can match the shape, Xiaohua, Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, Xiaohei, Xiong? Now my personal household assistant asked me to name her, it will accompany her for a long time, be cautious.

Suddenly, Ye Yunchao thought of a key question, Xiao Meimei did not say that she was an electronic product, but only said that the original code name could also be a person, and we don't have this kind of tone in China.

"By the way, you said the original codename, are you human?" Ye Yunchao was stupid after asking, damn, is this a question asked by people, if you ask "Are you human" on the street, it is estimated that there will be a "brain-dead" reply in the next moment, and then the corpse will be in the wilderness, and the next day the news will report: "In **** In the suburbs, there was an unnamed male corpse, and the clothes and ID cards and other identifying objects on his body were taken away, and his face was seriously damaged. Then a naked male corpse appeared on the screen, with a mosaic of his face and penis。。。。。。。。。。。。。

As soon as he thought of this, Ye Yunchao felt creepy, would the tough little cutie kill me in seconds?

Just about to apologize and retract the preface, Xiao Meimei smiled, "I am an individual AI intelligent robot developed by the team of the Scientific Research Department of the Time and Space Administration, and I am fed into high-imitation human emotional data, controlling and managing Brother Yun Chao's villa, and everything is based on Brother Yun Chao's security and privacy. ”

"My security and privacy are the best thing, my privacy has been looked down on by you. ”

"When the security of Brother Yunchao is threatened, security is the best thing. ”

After Ye Yunchao listened, his face was black, and it seemed that he was ready to be seen in privacy. Thinking of those guys in the Time and Space Administration, if you develop robots, the code name is likely to be a number.

"Defeated by you, what is your original code name?"

"My original code name wasn't a number, my name was Lily. ”

Ye Yunchao's first reaction was, "What an evil name", and the second reaction was, "How perverted are those crazy people in the Time and Space Administration." Ye Yunchao's whole face is now dark.

"Do you think my original code name is evil?" Xiao Meimei said with a smile, seeing Ye Yunchao's stunned expression, and then said: "A female scientist developed an individual intelligent robot, she placed that robot at home to work, and from time to time entered the program to improve, after a few months of gradual improvement, I am just an upgraded version of that machine." Because the scientist liked lilies more, he named them lilies. ”

"Okay, my bad, but this name really doesn't sound good, in my house in the future, you will be called Xiaomei, and I will change it when I think of a better one. ”

"Okay, the original code name naming program starts, confirm that the lily will be changed to Xiaomei, the original code name has been changed, whether to save it, yes. Whether the former original code name is retained, no. After the change is completed, confirm that the original code name naming program is closed. Everything works fine, back to normal mode. Okay, Brother Yunchao, is there anything else you want Xiaomei to help you with?"

"Anyway, can't you start the program without saying those words, and behave more like a person, otherwise it will always feel a little wrong when you go home later. Ye Yunchao touched the smooth chin that had removed his beard not long ago, leaned over and said to Xiaomei.

"When each program is started, in order to facilitate the identification of the wrong program and facilitate the owner to fix it, although I have an automatic scanning and repair function, but some errors require the owner to enter a specific program for necessary repairs. Therefore, reading the program during the self-test and calling up the program manager are instructions that must be executed by individual intelligent robots, please forgive me Brother Yunchao. ”

Ye Yunyue thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, obviously she looked so cute, she couldn't tell that she was a robot at all, if you removed the voice when the program was read, being a female butler (no, China doesn't have this tune, and it's not right, those rich people who see it on TV still have the so-called housekeeper Chinese position) or a girlfriend is a perfect fit for men's vanity.

It's a pity.,That's just thinking about it.,Only if you don't give orders to your little sister indiscriminately in the future.,At least there's no weirdness in this way.,It's better to feel better.。

"Xiaomei, I understand, you go get busy first, I'll finish washing myself and go down. Ye Yunchao waved his hand at the little sister and motioned for her to go down.

"Brother Yunchao, do you need Xiaomei to wipe your back for you?" Xiaomei said to Ye Yunchao with a blushing face.

Ye Yunchao was completely dumbfounded after hearing this, there was a feeling of being looked up and raped from top to bottom, from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, not only was he not disgusted, but he felt some pleasure from the bottom of his heart, and even had a physiological reaction in some places, and he began to move again.

This naughty and cute little cutie is a fascination with death, under the pure eyes and smiling face, there is definitely a witch's heart hidden, but it can be seen or eaten, Ye Yunchao thought that the future days must be bearable,

Ye Yunchao covered his little brother covered by clothes with his left hand, and pointed at Xiaomei with his right hand and yelled: "What are you kidding, go out, hurry up, I'm not the perverted lily scientist, don't just apply her daily life style to me, I'm a man, I'm not in danger now, can you think about my privacy?" I'm a big man, I'm going to take a shower now, please go out, okay?"

Who knew that Xiaomei suddenly cried, "It turns out that Brother Yun Chao likes men, woo, Brother Yun Chao is too good!"

Ye Yunchao also forgot to distinguish whether it was a real cry or a fake cry. I was so angry that my hair almost stood on end.

"Isn't it Lala or glass? It seems that education in this era is very problematic. Don't talk much, turn back, take 10 steps, close the door, and go about your business. ”

Seeing Xiaomei obediently disappear in front of the door that was about to close, Ye Yunchao slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

"I have to force Lao Tzu to get angry, grass, Lao Tzu is a civilized person, no matter, sleep for a while, I haven't slept much yesterday after playing games all night." ”

So, Ye Yunchao slowly lay down in the bathtub, covered his face with a towel, put his hands on both sides of the bathtub, and fell asleep with a dreamy moan.

I don't know how long it took, Ye Yunchao woke up from the dream, rubbed off the towel on his face with both hands, revealing his steamed pink face, smelling the sweet air in the bathroom, and exhaled a long breath, as if to expel all the turbidity in his body.

Rubbing his somewhat blurry sleepy eyes, when he saw the scene clearly, Ye Yunchao's heart jumped to his throat, a little cutie in a cute bikini was kneeling on Ye Yunchao's lap, with two charming dimples on his smiling face that kept smiling, and he could also see the demonic fangs showing under the cherry mouth.

"Brother Yunchao, it's time to eat. ”

Ye Yunchao wanted to escape from the bathtub, but found that the culprit was still sitting on his thighs, and he was so angry that his whole body smoked.

"By the way, when did you start sitting here?"

"After I prepared the meal, I found that Brother Yun Chao hadn't come down yet, so I came to find Brother Yun Chao, and then I found that Brother Yun Chao was sleeping, so I sat up, and it was about two or three hours after that. ”

Ye Yunchao felt bad when he heard it for two or three hours, mistake, after sitting on me for two or three hours, I didn't even notice when my alertness became so low.

"You've been sitting on me for two or three hours, aren't you tired?"

Xiao Meimei combed the hair in her ears to the back of her head, and leaned her face in front of Ye Yunchao very playfully, "No, I feel very comfortable, and I still lay on you for a nap, and I died of happiness." ”

"Don't base your happiness on my pain, it's tiring, you know. ”

"You men just don't have the same heart, say one thing and do another. ”

"Do you think I'm happy right now? ”

"Bad guy !!!"