Chapter 136: Licking the dog is nothing in the end
After Yi Ersan raised his thumb and praised the personality of this magic thunder, he really wanted to go to the demon king system to talk to the black shadow, for example, to talk about whether the other party was the Jade Emperor?
"Look at the low-end wanted criminals, the high-end ones aren't for you. Fu Junye continued to overtake at high speed, and as a town guard, she knew that she couldn't stay in the city for too long.
Yi Ersan looked at the APP again, and the only one who could impress him was only a person named [Ai'er], a male, this person is a dust-level evolutionary under the E, and his ability is canine poison, that is, biting people can make people quickly attack rabies in a short period of time, and they will turn into mad dogs when fighting. The reason why he was wanted was that Bai Xiaosheng, who wanted to be one of the evolutionaries, formed the Ai'er Sky Forum, and commented on the evolutionaries who were unknown how many times stronger than him with a lofty attitude, but the bullshit he said was ridiculed, and he bought alcohol and got drunk and went crazy and bit three civilians to death.
"You can't catch this?" Yi Ersan couldn't help but complain, "Is it because the bonus is only 1,000 yuan and 1 point, and no one wants to catch it?"
"It wasn't hard to catch, but he immediately went to the country of Savadika for an operation. Fu Junye couldn't help but laugh, "It's rumored to be back, but because of the operation, it's hard to identify." Otherwise, I would have been caught long ago......"
"Tut-tut......" Yi Ersan couldn't help but sigh, "Everyone else is a strong man with a broken wrist, this strong man is a broken bird?"
"Ahead is Gangtou Chen. Fu Junye kicked the accelerator and said, "Turn off the APP and look back." β
Yi Ersan got out of the car and walked into the lobby of the chicken skewer shop after the car stopped, and found that his father Yi Benshu was actually here, and there was an orange cat and a fox squatting next to him, judging from the bamboo sticks in front of them, they had eliminated at least more than two hundred strings.
"Son, this way. Yi Benshu greeted Yi Ersan and said, "My daughter-in-law called me and said that she was here to gather for dinner. I'll be waiting for you first......"
"Are you in for a treat?" Yi Ersan pulled out a stool for Fu Junye while holding his father, and after the other party took a seat, he bought a bottle of room temperature water for the other party before he also found a seat to sit down.
"Please, please, the old man took the order today, and I won't accompany you to pack up the square dance army tomorrow morning, and the day after tomorrow will ...... I'm with you the day after tomorrow. The old man plans to use his ability to work tomorrow......" Yi Benshu raised his hand and said, "Waiter, two hundred more strings of ......"
Boom......
Yi Ersan put his backpack on the table and said to Yi Benshu, "This money will buy you tomorrow's job." β
"The old man is very expensive...... !" Yi Benshu looked at the money in his backpack in surprise with chicken in his mouth, "You're not going to rob it, are you?"
"Part of the income of a pyramid scheme den. Fu Junye picked up the meat skewers and explained.
Yi Benshu stared at Yi Ersan for a long time, and finally said: "In the future, this kind of thing can't be done." β
Fu Junye looked at Yi Benshu with a little surprise, shouldn't this old liar be happy?
"You can call the police, but you can't rob. Yi Ben Shu stared at Yi Ersan and said, "Remember?"
Yi Ersan calculated the money in his hand, plus the money he and his father sold bracelets in the ghost market last time, not only to make up enough money for surgery, but also to make up enough money for postoperative rehabilitation, the only thing that is not enough is the money to buy a house.
"Got it......" Yi Ersan lowered his head and ate the chicken skewers without looking up and continued to look at his father's eyes, he knew that his father was really angry.
"He didn't rob the common people......" Fu Junye asked curiously.
Yi Benshu shook his head: "People, once you break the law and do something, you get cheap." No matter how smart a person is, if he encounters difficulties in the future, he will almost 100% choose to solve the problem instead of using his true ability to solve it. Just like someone who only needs to kill someone to solve a trouble, and when he encounters other troublesome things in the future, the first thing he thinks of is to kill this troublesome person, instead of thinking about how to really solve the original troublesome thing. If you do too much of this, you will always end up overturning. β
Fu Junye couldn't help but look at the charlatan in front of him again, and there was actually a set of his own philosophy of life under his handsome appearance.
"Besides, we are craftsmen, and we can eat with our skills. Yi Benshu had a little smug on his face, "Craftsmen have the way of living of craftsmen." β
Fu Junye couldn't help but wonder where the other party's professional superiority came from...... And embarrassed to call himself a craftsman?
"You're not going to take another woman's job, are you?" said Ijisan, alert.
"What do you say?" Yi Benshu gave Yi Er three rolls of his eyes, "We have a few more gods from other places here, blowing themselves to the gods." Slaughtering sheep is a little ruthless, I heard that it almost delayed the best time for the treatment of the two children, saying that it was chopsticks Liu knew to snatch the job back, so that the parents of the children took the children to the hospital to check. I don't know about it, forget it, if I know, I have to clean them up, and I can't let them smash our jobs!"
"So bad?" Yi Ersan's eyebrows locked, "Then I'll go tomorrow and get rid of the black sheep in our industry." β
"Okay! I'll help you clean up the square dancing maniacs downstairs tomorrow, and the others won't be educated for the time being, so I'll have to keep it for myself a few times." Yi Benshu took the chicken skewers and said, "Let's go out to work in the afternoon." β
Fu Junye found that being with these two masters was much more interesting than being with other evolutionaries, and the others were just frantically drilling about how to get benefits, thinking about how to promote the rank, these two were obviously discussing the matter of being a liar, but they also made a feeling of feeling about being a charlatan.
Yi Ersan wanted to continue to persuade his father about the square dance in the morning, but Fu Junye's mobile phone rang, interrupting his speech.
"Real people, what's the matter. Fu Junye's words made Yi Er's three fathers and sons know that this was a call from a real person from Longquan.
"Xiao Fu, seven days later, at the first hour of the morning, cross-border demons will appear on the silver beach, and it should be the mountain and sea 'Thor'. The rank is the pinnacle of the second class. But considering that it is the 'Thor' of mountains and seas, the pressure of life and death will cause it to play first-class combat power. Longquan Zhenren looked at the rice hexagram in front of him, and slowly said his calculations, "Poor Dao will go to the formation in advance and notify the children of the Zuo family to help together, and the task given by the National Games Bureau this time is to capture them alive." β
"Capture alive, capture the mountain and sea thunder god alive?" Fu Junye suddenly felt a headache, change places to do the battlefield, and kill the mountain and sea thunder god, only Longquan Dao people are enough.
Like Xiaozhu Mountain, or whatever, and many other places.
But among these battlefields, there must be no silver sand beach, because it is the sea!
What is the god of thunder in the mountains and seas? The god of thunder in the Classic of Mountains and Seas! The god of thunder of the mountains and seas at the pinnacle of the second class has a fish body and a human head, and a bulging belly.
Silver Beach? This is almost the home of the god of mountains and seas, right? The sea conducts electricity, not to mention the gathering of thunder, it can still use the power of the sea to exert itself to the most powerful, what kind of second class is this? It is completely the state of the first class! The first class captures the first class alive? Even if there is a formation...... The other party is in a period of exhaustion when they come across the border, and it is difficult to catch them.
Capturing alive and killing are two different concepts!
"There are still seven days to go, and I will join forces with the children of the Zuo family to set up the formation, and it will take a little more work. Longquan Daoist scratched his head and looked puzzled, "It's just that Poor Dao doesn't understand, and it's not that there are no demons who have crossed the border." It's just that this is the first time that the mountains and seas are alien beasts and demons? They have extremely high intelligence, so there's no reason to run here for no reason......"
"Whether you know it or not, you have to fight. Fu Junye said, "This request to capture alive may ......"
"Boss, two hundred more chicken skewers......"
Someone at the next table shouted loudly, and the Longquan Daoist who was looking at the rice hexagram suddenly came to his senses: "Little Fu, where are you doing?"
"Real person, Xiao Liuzi and I are eating chicken skewers with their family, and the children of the Zuo family will also come to ...... later"
"Little Fu, please bring two hundred to the poor road...... No! three hundred...... Forget it!Five hundred strings are back!" Longquan Daoist said, "Is Little Sixth Daoist idle now?"
Fu Junye glanced at Yi Ersan and nodded, "I'm eating skewers." β
"Tell him, my Glory of Kings has knelt down for 9 consecutive years, can you fly online with the poor road?"
"Six sons. Fu Junye looked at Yi Ersan and said, "Longquan Zhenren asked you if you have time......?
βTiMiβ
Yi Ersan's mobile phone emitted the sound of the game booting that many people are familiar with, and several big brothers who were eating chicken skewers passed the eyes of the 'fellow practitioners' from different directions.
"Old Song! this way!" Yi Ersan saw Song Dongyang following Zuo and hurriedly shouted, "You came just in time......!
"The rookie is very pitted......" Song Dongyang sat down with a reluctant face, and did not take out his mobile phone at all, "I don't want to be cheated." β
"That's okay, I don't force you, I'm just an evolutionary first-class person......"
"What!First class?" Song Dongyang looked curiously at Zuo, who had just taken his seat.
"First class, Longquan Dao people?" asked Yi Ersan curiously.
"Yes. One-two-three nodded.
βTiMi......β
Song Dongyang's mobile phone rang with a voice familiar to many people, and he decided to be a licking dog! This kind of opportunity to lick a dog for a first-class evolutionary is very rare! He also began to understand why Yi Ersan was so smooth! It turned out that ...... He made a licking dog for first-class masters!
Ten minutes later......
"Is this shooter a colored pen, and I come down in the middle to support him, don't you know how to cooperate?"
At this moment, the Longquan Dao people did not have the slightest demeanor of an evolutionary master, and their mouths were roaring wildly with the roars of all kinds of kingly glorious and irritable patients.
Song Dongyang felt that he was speechless, obviously it was the wrong time for the middle lane of Longquan Daoren, could he let himself give away the head together? Sure enough, in the glory of the king, even if he was a rookie, he would feel that he was in the national uniform, and his teammates were all cerebral palsy.
"Real person, you are a master...... This is a rookie, let's take him with us. β
Yi Ersan was fanning the flames, and then heard a pleasant voice from the Demon King system.
"Complete the self-interest at the expense of others and get the Demon King value of 19."
"Xiaoyou is right, then I ...... Hey! Shooter, you snipe it! Do you know how to snipe? Sure enough, there are nine pits in ten hundred miles! There is one left!
The Longquan Daoist roared again.
Song Dongyang was also speechless, he would never have thought that a bloody enemy mage did not turn around and run away, but stepped forward in a flash, just to eat that wave of troops...... This is not scientific!
Eleven minutes...... Longquan Daoist roared...... Twelve minutes Longquan Daoist roared......
A meal of chicken skewers was eaten for two hours...... Song Dongyang felt that he was about to explode! If he hadn't known that the other party was first-class, he would have already sprayed wildly into the microphone and was playing a game with his feet.
In two hours, Yi Ersan got 970 demon king points from Song Dongyang, although the chicken skewers were originally delicious, but today's chicken skewers were the most delicious chicken skewers Yi Ersan had ever eaten.
Song Dongyang secretly swore that it was too shameless to be a licking dog! In this life, he will never play ranked with a rookie again, even if the other party is a first-class evolutionary!