Chapter 1 College Chapter 86 Routines
"In that case, then I'll accompany you to wash, it just so happens that I'm also tired, take a good rest after washing, otherwise my body will be full of salt." Li Rui stretched lazily, not noticing any ambiguity in what he said.
Hearing this, Ye Yunchao couldn't get up. Although this sentence has no special meaning, it is like a simple escort between girls. Accompany you shopping, accompany you to the toilet for fear that you are afraid of the dark alone, etc.
But thinking of Li Rui's various unusual performances before, Ye Yunchao felt that Li Rui's accompaniment could not be so simple, and something must have happened.
"Well, you go first, and I'll talk to them. ”
"Cut, then you can talk slowly, I won't accompany you. ”
Li Rui said with a disgusted face, and he didn't know what Ye Yunchao was thinking in his heart, just like a girl, he couldn't guess his thoughts.
After Li Rui left, Ye Yunchao muttered for a while: "Is it really that I am thinking too much? I thought that something would happen that the chrysanthemum was not guaranteed, who knew that he would leave so directly." ”
After muttering, Ye Yunchao also ran to take a bath. When I got to the shower, I saw Li Rui washing his hair, and Li Rui also saw Ye Yunchao who ran over secretly, and he was a little inexplicable for a while.
"Didn't you kid chat with the beautiful woman, why did you come here again. ”
"It's okay to chat and wait for me to wash before I go, it's too uncomfortable to stick on my body, and it's even more uncomfortable if I wait for the salt on my body to come out. ”
"Hey, whatever you want. ”
After finishing speaking, he ignored Ye Yunchao, and began to scratch his hair full of foam with both hands, while humming a small song. At first, Ye Yunchao was not familiar with or liked the songs of the future wind here, but after nearly a year of future career, he can also know what the songs he sings are.
However, singing that song in the bathing place and singing the song of shallot at a convenient time always makes people feel that the festival is all over the ground. Li Rui doesn't care about other people's eyes, Ye Yunchao cares too much and feels that he has thrown coins.
After a while, the smart faucet in front of Ye Yunchao had begun to come out of the water, but the temperature was not as comfortable as at home. After all, this is not a technology capital, not a high-end single villa, just a public bath on the beach, and there is no need to make it so good.
The thought that I would be dissatisfied with the temperature of the water unexpectedly made me feel a little disappointed. Could it be that he has unconsciously cultivated the character of the eldest young master? After all, it is not at home, in the public bathroom, and his extravagance is too much.
At this moment, a soap slipped in front of him, making Ye Yunchao a little baffled, and there were few people with soap in the public bathroom.
In the bathroom, there is a faucet-like device in each shower area, which is a mass-produced shampoo and shower gel, although it is not as good as the supermarket, otherwise it will not be called a mass-produced type, but there will be no worries about the quality. It's quite rare to go out and take shampoo and shower gel out, but there will be a little more soap, after all, it is small and lightweight, easy to carry, and it will not be used once or twice and then gone.
However, at this time, Ye Yunchao didn't have much time to care about this kind of thing, after all, when washing his hair, he couldn't open his eyes casually, otherwise his eyes would be really spicy.
"Brother Superman, help me pick up the soap. ”
“......”
After hearing this, Ye Yunchao was instantly undecided, and immediately let go of his hands to wash his hair, covering his vital point through his swimming trunks, for fear that he would be attacked by that pervert as soon as he let go.
"Hey, Brother Superman, what are you doing, hand it to me, do you want me to pick it up from you. ”
Although Ye Yunchao is not decided, he doesn't want to stand like this, we don't want to accept it. No, it's not a problem anymore, it's not good to just stand like this. After thinking about it, Ye Yunchao also has countermeasures, I remember that when Du Niang found out about the legendary existence of picking up soap, the countermeasures in it didn't expect to be used today, I don't know whether to say it is lucky or unlucky.
After thinking of that kind of emergency measure, Ye Yunchao washed away the foam on his forehead, allowing himself to barely open his eyes. Then slowly squat down to pick up the soap, and then stand up in a squatting position, which is indescribably funny. Then he threw the soap over with a dissatisfied face.
"Thanks, it's a little awkward, but you really acted like a pregnant woman just now. ”
“...... Yes, you have to take care of it. ”
For a while, Ye Yunchao, who was awkward, began to wash his hair indiscriminately, looking like a very angry little daughter-in-law.
"By the way, your stomach hurts right now. ”
Ye Yunchao, who was still washing his hair, was a little confused when he heard Li Rui's yin and yang strange words, and turned to see Li Rui smearing his body with soap, not noticing the weirdness of this sentence at all.
"Why do you say that? ”
"You've eaten so much seafood, aren't you allergic?"
"Eh, didn't you say that genetically fortified us don't care about that kind of thing? Why do you say that?"
For Li Rui's abnormal words, Ye Yunchao felt very bad. At that time, Li Ruike swore that if Ye Yunchao had a bad stomach, he would ask the boss to bring him a croton soup. Although I'm not sure, I can't believe it, I feel like I'm going to be pitted.
"That being said, genetic enhancement is only to strengthen physical fitness and stimulate genetic vitality. However, it does not change an individual's allergy, nor does your body's recognition of allergens. Could it be that people who are naturally afraid of itching will be like being scratched a few times after being genetically strengthened?"
“...... You, you, you. ”
pointed at Li Rui and said "you, you, you" for a long time, I didn't know what to say, and dared to love Li Rui for making Ye Yunchao miserable. When I was in Dalian, I really didn't want to experience the second time, it was more than ten times more uncomfortable than diarrhea, and I didn't have any strength in my body, and I really had the idea of dying to seek relief.
In the final analysis, not everyone has the allergy of seafood allergy, and I believed Li Rui's nonsense when I was greedy, but now I really regret it.
I don't know if it's psychological reasons or my own delusion, Ye Yunchao felt that his stomach really felt a faint pain.
"Li Rui, you bastard, I hate you. ”
After speaking, Ye Yunchao ran to another place with foam on his head, and it seemed that he had gone to the bathroom.
"Don't say that, I'll be very sad. ”
Jokingly saying a word to Ye Yunchao's fleeing back, Li Rui began to ponder.
"Seeing that he is not allergic at all, he is really scared when he eats, and it is estimated that the allergy is more serious, otherwise there will be no such situation. After eating so much seafood, I am completely like no one else, and my allergies are definitely gone. In that case, that guy must have been genetically modified, fucking genetically strengthened. Genetic modification is not something that ordinary people can have, and it can be said that even the chairman may not be able to enjoy the treatment. It is common knowledge that after genetic enhancement, genetic modification cannot be carried out, and that the genes that have been strengthened will swallow the newly adjusted genes. The newly adjusted genes have to adapt to the genes that have been formed with different vitality, and it can be said that there are only a handful of people who can make genetic adjustments. There are more people who can undergo genetic adjustment, and it is difficult for those who don't have money to carry out genetic enhancement, and genetic modification does not contribute so much. Unless it was the two bombs and one star or Yuan Longping back then, or the current Chen Junfang, Zhang Siguang, Liu Sibo and other people, but they were all genetically strengthened early. It can be said that there are almost not many people who are qualified and suitable and willing to undergo genetic modification. Hey, Brother Superman, what are you telling me about you? I thought you had just completed the first genetic enhancement, but who knew that you had only undergone genetic adjustments, and there were two enhancements to follow? You are going to destroy the rhythm of the world. ”