Chapter 1 The Nine Emperor Princes Who Don't Do Their Jobs
"My name is Hong Xiaobao, and I am a very high-end and very awesome professional second ancestor, but on a dark and windy night when I couldn't see my fingers, I was kicked by my father to such a place for some reason......"
"At the moment of crossing, I remembered the linguistic and mathematical alien materialization I learned in school - I would not ......"
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In the Tianyun Continent, in the palace of Chiyun Kingdom, in the Xuanqing Pavilion of Emperor Hong Wenqing's study.
"Your Majesty," one of the guards hurriedly reported, "the national teacher who has been traveling for twelve years has returned, and is now waiting for His Majesty in the Xuanyang Palace." β
"Oh, is the national teacher back?" Hearing the guard's words, Emperor Hong Wenqing was stunned for a moment, then put down the fold in his hand, got up and said with a smile: "Inform me, say that I will arrive." β
Hong Wenqing, forty-eight years old, the eighteenth emperor of the Chiyun Kingdom, was born with big ears, dignified appearance, especially loves the people like a son, is deeply loved by the people, and can be regarded as a generation of Ming monarchs who govern the country well.
"Yes. The guard received the order and was about to leave, but after leaving, he suddenly paused, and then said: "By the way, Your Majesty, in addition to the National Teacher and his daughter Miss Yun Caixiao, there is also a young man. According to the secret investigation of his subordinates, this person is said to be Ye Jinning, the son of Ye Feihong, the second elder of Leiyin Pavilion. β
"The son of the second elder of the Lei Yin Pavilion?" Hong Wenqing frowned, and then waved his hand lightly: "You go down first." β
"Yes. β
After escorting down, Hong Wenqing thought about it, instead of choosing a dragon robe, he deliberately put on a casual dress, and then touched the beard on his chin, and muttered: "The national teacher has been traveling for twelve years, and now he is back, isn't it because of that marriage contract? It's just that this son of the second elder of the Lei Yin Pavilion is here to do what?"
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Inside the Xuanyang Council Hall.
"Haha, I haven't seen you for twelve years, the style of the national teacher is especially better than in the past, presumably martial arts have entered the country again, congratulations. As soon as Emperor Hong Wenqing entered the main hall, he saw a man in a green robe in the hall for the first time, and immediately took two steps quickly, the two of them clasped their hands, laughed, Hong Wenqing said: "This farewell for twelve years, I really want to hurt me!"
The middle-aged man looked about fifty years old, with a goose feather fan in his hand, a two-foot green scarf on his head, three locks of long beard under his chin, and a fairy wind bone.
Can make Hong Wenqing, the emperor, treat him like this, this person is the martial god of the Red Cloud Country, the eight-star martial artist who is respected as the national teacher, Yun Shengxuan!
"Your Majesty is gracious. As the martial god of the protector of the country, the relationship between Yun Shengxuan and Emperor Hong Wenqing has always been extremely good, and he has always been on an equal footing, and he is not surprised, and said with a smile: "This time Yun Mou returned from a cloud tour, and he really came for the marriage of the little girl Cai Xiao. β
Really!
Listening to Yun Shengxuan's words, Hong Wenqing immediately looked at a girl who had been standing not far from Yun Shengxuan before.
The girl was wearing a pale green dress, about twenty-eight years old, with a pair of watery eyes, and a flash of inspiration. The skin is like clotted fat, and the snow white is pink, and it seems to be able to wring out water. The ten fingers of the jade hand are slender, soft as boneless, and gently hold a jade flute with a whole body of turquoise. A waist-length green silk dances in the wind, and the fairy-like look is refined.
"Yun Caixiao, I have seen Your Majesty. Seeing Hong Wenqing coming, the girl immediately saluted.
Absolutely beautiful people, excellent origins.
It is the only pearl in the palm of Yun Shengxuan, the martial god of the country, Yun Cai Xiao!
"Oh, I haven't seen it in the past twelve years, Cai Xiao has been so beautiful!" Hong Wenqing had noticed this beautiful girl before, and when he heard her confirmation, he became more and more happy, and said with a smile: "Everyone is not an outsider, call me uncle, so it seems closer." β
Yun Caixiao said "grace" softly, which was regarded as a promise.
After Yun Shengxuan and the two finished greetings, Hong Wenqing finally looked at the young man in the guard's mouth, and asked with a smile: "......Who is this young man?"
Hearing Hong Wenqing's question, the young man hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted: "One of the six orthodox, the son of the second elder under the seat of Lei Yin Pavilion, Ye Jinning has seen Your Majesty. "This Ye Jin Ningsheng has a dignified appearance, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a white dress like snow, and a good look. It's just that although he was saluting Hong Wenqing, his eyes secretly looked at Yun Caixiao from time to time, and his behavior was strange.
"Well, the hero is a teenager, not bad, not bad. Ye Jinning's eyes were seen by Hong Wenqing, and in an instant, Hong Wenqing understood, his brows furrowed slightly, but he quickly stretched out, nodded slightly, and at the same time secretly said in his heart: "Cai Xiao was sent to Lei Yin Pavilion, one of the six orthodox Orthodox Pavilions, to practice because of her excellent talent when she was a child, and now she is back, but she has come with such a person, it seems that today's matter, I am afraid it is not so simple." β
"Hehe, Your Majesty," now that people have seen it, Yun Shengxuan's feather fan shook lightly and reminded in a low voice: "According to the marriage contract of the year, I don't know the Nine Emperors, but are you okay?"
The Red Cloud Kingdom, every emperor, and the contemporary protector of the martial gods, must form a marriage contract to bring the two sides closer to each other.
If the Protector Martial God chooses a man, then the emperor will choose a princess to marry, and if the Protector Martial God is a woman, then the emperor will choose a prince to marry this woman.
Yun Shengxuan, the current martial god of the country, only has one daughter under his knees, so Hong Wenqing needs to choose a prince to marry him. And this selected prince is the Nine Emperor Princes who are the same age as Yun Caixiao and are the most loved and distressed by Hong Wenqing, Hong Xiaobao!
The reason why it is called Hong Xiaobao is because the Nine Emperor Princes were born with relatively thin bones and the smallest baby bump, so he was named Xiaobao, which means that he hopes that he will be as strong as a family heirloom - speaking of which, this name was taken by Yun Shengxuan himself back then.
"Alas, my little treasure, this child," Hong Wenqing was also a little depressed when he mentioned his most beloved but also the most troublesome ninth son: "He was quite happy for a day, but he was a little unprofessional, which gave people a headache." β
"Oh, don't do your job?" Hearing this, Yun Shengxuan suddenly frowned and said, "Could it be that the "Flowing Cloud Dragon Claw Gong" I left him back then, he has never cultivated?"
Hong Xiaobao's physique is weak, Yun Shengxuan knows it, he deliberately left Hong Xiaobao a secret book of exercises for him to practice before he traveled, so that he could strengthen his body, but listening to Hong Wenqing's words, he didn't practice this exercise?
"Alas, it's hard to put it into words," Hong Wenqing sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said, "The national teacher is still with me, let's go and see it first." β
What's going on, it doesn't seem like something is quite right.
Yun Shengxuan and his daughter Yun Caixiao glanced at each other and nodded together: "Okay." "Then go out and go to the Xuanxiao Pavilion where the Nine Emperor Princes are located. Along the way, Ye Jinning followed Yun Caixiao's side, Hong Wenqing saw it in his eyes, and he already knew it in his heart.
As a result, as soon as he entered the gate of Xuanxiao Pavilion, he saw countless servants running all the way with shovels and shovels, and at the same time, a foul smell came, Hong Wenqing and the other four turned their heads to look, and actually saw a few servants pushing over a dung truck!
Yun Shengxuan, who had always been a bit fluttering with the taste of feathering immortals, was directly stunned: "What's the situation?"
As the saying goes, there must be a demon when things go wrong, as soon as they entered the door, they saw such a situation, and the four of them were not in a hurry, Hong Wenqing stopped the servant who wanted to ask for peace, made a silent gesture, and then followed behind to see what kind of mystery this was doing.
All the way forward, soon, the four of them heard a slightly young voice sound-
"Eh, you must be careful with your hands and feet, have you heard it? This is the most critical step, and there can't be any mistakes!" The voice sounded about twenty years old, although it was not low and powerful, but it was quite comfortable to listen to in the ears, Hong Wenqing smiled and said: "Xiaobao, this kid, I don't know what he's doing, let's take a look at him first!"
Yun Shengxuan and Yun Caixiao were also curious, while Ye Jinning hooked the corners of his mouth and pulled out a disdainful smile. The three of them held back the smell with Hong Wenqing, found a hidden place, and watched secretly.
It is located in the backyard of Xuanxiao Pavilion, surrounded by green trees, small bridges and flowing water, and the scenery is excellent. And Hong Xiaobao, the ninth prince, was directing the servants to dig something underground, and there were a lot of iron pipes, ceramic pieces, wood and other utensils on the side. The most amazing thing is that not far from Hong Xiaobao, there is also a strange white ceramic made of something!
It had an oval opening, a base underneath, and a boxy box behind it, for some reason.
But soon the four of them knew. I only heard Hong Xiaobao say: "Be careful, this is my newly developed toilet, very expensive, made of ceramics, don't break it!"
Toilet? What's that?
Holding back the curiosity in their hearts, Hong Wenqing and the four of them continued to peek.
"Yes, yes, that's it, keep digging, well, dig deeper, bigger, straight up and down!" Hong Xiaobao continued to command, but he didn't want the servants to be digging, and suddenly a servant shouted: "Nine Emperor Princes, I'll dig out something!"
Hong Xiaobao said curiously: "What is it?"
"Here. The servant hurriedly handed over the dug up to Hong Xiaobao, the Nine Emperor Prince. The thing was very dirty, it was covered with mud, Hong Xiaobao didn't mind, stretched out his sleeve and wiped it directly, and then finally saw what it was.
It was a very beautiful bracelet, inlaid with a total of nine colors of jade in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white, and there was a faint mist on the jade, and it was still a little warm in the hand, which was very magical.
"Good thing!" Hong Xiaobao was overjoyed, put the string of beads on his wrist directly, and said with a smile: "Each person will be rewarded with two taels, and I will go back and get it myself!"
The servants thanked Dade: "Thank you to the Nine Emperors!" and continued to dig!
This digging took half an hour, and finally the big pit was dug well, and the Nine Emperor Princes first asked someone to pad it with a ceramic sheet about six feet long, and then buried the soil under the pipe, and then pushed the dung truck, Hong Xiaobao covered his nose and asked the servant to pour all the foul-smelling feces in the dung truck - this time the field was even more smelly......
After all this work is done, the upper plate is fixed, and finally the toilet is fixed, and a breeze blows, and everything is finally done.
"Xiaobao, what are you doing here?" Seeing that the servants had begun to build small houses around at this time, Hong Wenqing and the four of them came out, Hong Wenqing pointed to the toilet and asked, "What is this thing for?"
Seeing his father come to ask, Hong Xiaobao smiled, a little embarrassed, and replied: "I call this thing a flush toilet, but it's useful, when you go to the toilet, it's convenient to sit on it, and when the convenience is over, press this switch, and the water in the water tank behind it will flow down, and then it will be flushed, very practical!"
"You have been tinkering for so long, just got a latrine out?!" Hong Wenqing and the four of them were all stunned!
Especially Yun Shengxuan and Yun Caixiao, they were even more dumbfounded when they heard this! Ye Jinning turned around, his shoulders shaking.
Before the Nine Emperor Princes, Hong Wenqing said that he was not doing his job, but now it seems that it is true!
"Ah, of course, it's not just the latrine," Hong Xiaobao said very proudly, "This is a new invention of mine, I call this a biogas digester......! En, after the yellow and white things are fermented in this urinal, a gas will be produced, which can be used to light the fire and make rice, which is convenient, environmentally friendly, and very easy to use!"
Yun Shengxuan couldn't listen to it anymore - if you don't practice martial arts well, it's useful to engage in these messy things that you don't have?
"Well, Xiaobao," Yun Shengxuan took a step forward: "The "Flowing Cloud Eagle Claw Skill" I left you at the beginning, have you ever practiced it?"
"Are you Uncle Yun?" Seeing Yun Shengxuan, Hong Xiaobao hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Uncle Yun, I haven't seen you for a long time!
"How's that going, let me take a look?" Yun Shengxuan asked anxiously.
"Ah, even if it doesn't work," Hong Xiaobao replied with an embarrassed face: "I practiced, but I didn't practice!"
At this time, Yun Caixiao on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, frowned, and turned around. Ye Jinning laughed out loud, leaned into Yun Caixiao's ear, and whispered: "It seems that your fiancΓ© is really the same as in the legend, not only is he not doing his job, but he is also a waste material!"
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