Chapter Seventy-Nine: I Want to Have a Monkey with You

I saw that the king of Hades was wearing a suit and tie today, looking like a human, oh no, he looked like a beast, and walked quickly towards everyone, followed by two ghosts. www.

knew that Xiao Zan brought a guest and a beautiful lady by his side, it was very likely that he was the girlfriend in Xiao Zan mouth. Therefore, Hades hurriedly changed his outfit and took out the suit he had bought in the mortal world many years ago.

It's just that I haven't worn it for many years, and it seems that it's a little small.

"Is Xiao Lu these green mist?" Xixi raised his head and looked at this middle-aged man with a burly figure and a majestic appearance, but a little bit of fortune.

Hades thought Hee Hee was a little girl before, but when Hee looked up, he found out that it was a doll, and when he looked at Hee Hee, he was also a doll.

Could it be that this is the doll essence raised by Xiao Zhan's girlfriend?

"Yes, these green mist are all alive, and once they fall, they will eat them and there will be no scum left. Hades said with a smile.

"I don't know how I looked, are you the Emperor of Xudu?" Xixi asked, looking at the middle-aged man in a light gray and white striped suit.

"Hehe, yes, what about you?" Hades rarely saw something as cute as Xixi, after all, in the underworld, except for Meng Po, the appearance of other ghosts could not bear to look at directly.

"My name is Hee-hee, and I'm a King Kong doll. Hee Hee compared his little arm, and then pulled over hehe, "This is my boyfriend hehe." ”

"Hehe, hehe, that's a good name. Hades smiled and sighed, even the dolls were in pairs, and he was still a single ghost.

"Hello, Uncle Hades. "Hehe, very politely greeted Hades.

"Hello. Hades looked around, and in addition to the two dolls, there was a koi swimming in the bubbles, a fluffy dog, and a beautiful woman with an orchid temperament.

"Presumably this is Lao Xiao's girlfriend, right?" Hades walked towards Yun Xizi and stretched out his right hand.

"Hello, my name is Yun Xizi. Yun Xizi also generously stretched out his right hand and shook it with the king of Hades.

"Yun Xizi, the name is good, the person is also beautiful, Lao Xiao really has a vision. Hades couldn't help but look at Yun Xizi twice, feeling that her facial features were delicate, her temperament was like a cloud, and her figure was also very exquisite.

Hey, in such a comparison, Meng Po's little white flower in the underworld is really a little white flower. How can Yun Xizi's orchid be beautiful, no wonder Xiao Zan can't look down on Meng Po.

"Ahem!" Xiao Chan coughed, reminding Hades.

Xiao Zhan: Where are your eyes looking?

Hades: Hehe, your girlfriend has such a nice figure!

Xiao Zhan: Look again, you will demolish your dungeon!

Hades: Boom!

"I'll take you around the underworld. After handing over Xiao Zhan, Hades said to everyone.

"Okay, okay!" Hee clapped his little hands excitedly.

So, Hades led everyone on a tour of his underworld and watched the process of ghost reincarnation.

Ghost reincarnation is not what we think, waiting in line until we can go to reincarnation.

When a person is alive, he must do good deeds and accumulate blessings, and when he is reincarnated, he can become a new human being, while those who do many evil deeds will be reduced to livestock or thrown into the eighteen hells and will never be reborn.

After the ghosts have finished walking the Huangquan Road and drank the Meng Po soup, they will go to the Ten Palaces of Yama to be interrogated. Of course, there are only nine halls now.

If he does not pass the trial with the king of the ten halls, he will be punished there. Wait until the ghost has completely passed before it can go to reincarnation, and after 7 reincarnations, that is, 49 days, it can be reincarnated.

Therefore, the process of being a new person is also very difficult and long.

"It's more painful than having a baby! Fortunately, I don't have to be reincarnated. Xixi sighed that when she was Zhu Xiaozhen before, she worked as a midwifery nurse for a period of time.

When she saw the painful appearance of a pregnant woman giving birth, she felt that it was the most painful thing in her life. But now I see the process of reincarnation, and I realize that death is not liberation, but the beginning of another kind of suffering.

Only by surviving this pain can we be a new person.

No wonder people say that life is short, bitter and short.

"It's still free to be a fish, but fortunately, I was struck by lightning and didn't become a human. Koi sighed.

"Even if you weren't struck by lightning, you were a shemale, how could you be human. Hee Xi sneered.

"Hmph!" the koi fish twisted his head away, ignoring Hee-hee.

If it weren't for themselves

In the bubbles, he had already spit out the bubbles on his face.

After everyone finished shopping the underworld, Hades said to take everyone to Yin Si Street, where the ghosts gathered.

When passing through Yin Si Street, you have to pass through a wild land. The road was very difficult to walk, full of potholes, and it was not an ordinary mud puddle or something, but a pit filled with an unknown green liquid. The green liquid inside "gurgling" and emitting a foul smell.

All around were large black trees with branches, which stretched upwards like the claws of monsters, and there were no leaves on them, as if they had been scorched.

"Be careful, don't step into the pit. Hades reminded.

"What are these green liquids? It smells disgusting, worse than the smell of corpses!" Xixi said angrily, covering his nose.

"It's a bit like the fuming acid in the mortal world, it's very corrosive, and it's designed to deal with evil spirits. Hades said.

"Are there still evil ghosts in the underworld?" Xixi was curious, she felt that ghosts were all the same, lifeless, stupid.

"Of course! Many lonely ghosts who are not qualified to be reincarnated may eventually become evil ghosts and cause trouble in the underworld. If they are caught by the Yin soldiers, they will be thrown into these pits, completely corrupting them and scattering their souls. Hades said.

What Hades didn't say was that before they came, they had just lost a lot of ghost officials from the Yama King's clan and sent them in.

"It seems that there are evil people in people, and there are evil spirits in ghosts. Hey, it seems that in this world, there are not many people like me who are pure and cute," Xixi touched his cheek with his little short hand and said narcissistically.

"Hahaha, yes, and she looks so cute. Hades squatted down and simply hugged Xixi in his arms.

"Do you want to be a father?" Xiao Zan asked sadly as he walked behind Hades.

"I don't even have a girlfriend, how can I be a father?" said Hades with a frown.

"You can be a father. Xiao Zan said maliciously.

Hades-_-||

After passing through the wild land, you will come to the most prosperous and lively Yin Si Street in the underworld.

"Wow! it's much livelier than the underworld!" Hee Xi moved excitedly in Hades' arms.

"Well, this is a gathering place for ghost people, and 60% of the ghosts of the underworld live here. Hades said.

"Can't these ghosts be reincarnated?" asked Hee-hee.

"Not all, some are resentful spirits and remnants who are not qualified to be reincarnated, and some are ghosts who do not want to be reincarnated. Those who had a miserable life in the past did not want to continue to be human beings after death. Hades explained.

"If I had been caught by the Yin Judge, I would probably have lived here. I used to be a remnant soul, with three souls but no seven, and then I possessed this doll's body, and then I continued to stay in the world. Hee Xi told Hades about his life experience.

"I didn't expect your life to be so miserable, and I often bring your little boyfriend to sit here when I have time in the future. Hades patted Xixi's head and said.

"Looks like Hades likes children. Yun Xizi said to Xiao Zhan.

"Well, he's also very good to the Void Wanderer. Xiao Zan said, he found that Hades really likes children.

It seems that it is time to find a woman for Hades. However, can Hades give birth to children with this kind of physique? Because ghosts are infertile. However, Hades is the king of ghosts, so I don't know if he will be different from other ghosts.

Thinking of this, Xiao Zan suddenly thought, can he give birth to a child with his comprehensive physique?

He secretly looked at Yun Xizi and felt that if he and Yun Xizi had a child, he didn't know if it would be a human, a zombie or a demon?

However, he hasn't played the game of train drilling caves with Yun Xizi, so what about the child?

Well, both of them have been together for almost a year, isn't it time to study each other's human anatomy together?

Xiao Zan was constantly yy, while Yun Xizi was looking around curiously, not knowing that Xiao Zan had already thought of having a monkey with her.

"Huh... What is that?" Yun Xizi pulled Xiao Zan to a stall as if he had discovered a new world.

I saw that there were many small animals with different appearances on this stall, no, it would be more appropriate to say that they were small monsters.

They are all the size of a palm, and they are all big heads and small bodies. Some have only one eye and are round and large on their heads, some have only one large mouth and two fangs, some have the face of an animal but the body of a small baby, and some have the body of a bird

The head is all kinds of things.

Although the shape is weird and the appearance is strange, there is a feeling of being ugly and naturally cute in the depths. And Yun Xizi is just like this, she looked at this, and then at that, with an excited face.

"Ice cream, look, that little black monster looks like you!" Hee Hee said, pointing to a fluffy little black monster.

The little monster was only the size of a palm, and its whole body was covered in black fluff, which was slightly curled at a discount. The head is large and the body is small, with a pair of blue round eyes, a black nose, and a three-petaled mouth on the round head. If you add two more ears, it's Ice Cream's long-lost sibling.

"It's really like. Yun Xizi picked up the ice cream and showed it the little monster that looked like it.

"Woohoo!" the ice cream also cried out twice.

"What are these?" Yun Xizi looked at Xiao Zhan.

"It should be made with animal spirits. Xiao Zan picked up the little monster that looked like ice cream and handed it to Yun Xizi.

Yun Xizi took it and found that it was just a weightless soul, and he was slightly disappointed.

"I made it myself and it was cheap. An old lady walked out.

"Oh, great god, great emperor!" the old lady immediately greeted Xiao Zan and Queen Hades, and the two also nodded at her.

"It's cute, but you can't take it to the mortal world, right?" Yun Xizi Wen Xiaozan.

"Well, they're all animal spirits, and they're the kind that can't be reincarnated. If it is taken to the mortal world, it will quickly dissipate. If you like, the next time I catch a youkai, I'll make their spirits like this, and they'll be solid, not illusory. Xiao Zan has slowly figured out Yun Xizi's preferences.

His girl, who doesn't like clothes, shoes and cosmetics, likes these strange dolls.

"Yes, thank you. Yun Xizi looked at Xiao Zan with a smile.

My boyfriend is awesome!, Yun Hee-ja secretly rejoiced in her heart.

Everyone found that in fact, Yin Si Street is similar to the street market in the mortal world, and the ghost people also like to be lively.

There are also all walks of life here, and there are also transactions in circulation. However, there is no catering industry here, because ghosts don't eat and live by inhaling ghost qi and yin qi. And the most important thing in the underworld is ghost qi and yin qi, so in terms of eating, ghost people don't need to pay underworld coins.

Of course, the ghost people will also buy new clothes to decorate themselves, and they will also buy small dolls like the old lady's making, as well as other fun items.

They also work and earn Underworld coins, such as being ghosts, hawkers, and guides. But most of the ghost people are idle, because they have little **, and when they are hungry, they can take a breath of ghost gas and yin qi, even if they don't have a body of underworld coins, they can be a happy ghost.

So, in general, the life pressure of the ghost people is less than that of mortals, and the ghost people live happily than mortals.

After shopping around Yin Si Street, there is basically nothing to visit in the underworld, after all, almost all other places are wild places, and there are many dangers.

So, under the tears of Hades, everyone left the underworld and returned to the "bustling".

"It turns out that the underworld is just like that, and there are still a lot of fun things in the mortal world. Hee Xi sighed.

"Actually, the eighteenth layer of hell is still very fun, but it's too bloody and violent, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it. Xiao Zan said.

Actually, he was afraid that Yun Xizi wouldn't be able to stand it. And the resentment in it is too heavy, and it also has an impact on the human body, and relying on that pill alone will not have much effect.

"You threw Wu Wei into the eighteenth layer of hell to torture to extract a confession. Hee Xi looked at Xiao Zhan.

"Well, who told him that his memory was erased by Xiao Nan, and he didn't confess honestly. Xiao Chan shrugged his shoulders.

"Is there really eighteen floors?" Hee Hee wondered.

"It's eighteen hells, but not eighteen floors. If you are interested, the next time I am humiliated and tortured to extract confessions, I will take you to see and see. Xiao Chan looked at Xixi.

"Okay, okay!" Hee Xi clapped his little short hand excitedly.

"I'm sleepy, go to bed, good night everybody!" the koi popped the bubble and jumped into the fish tank.

"I'm sleepy too. Yun Xizi looked at Xiao Zhan.

"Well, I'll go up with you. With that, Xiao Zan hugged Yun Xizi upstairs.

As soon as he returned to the room, Xiao Zan closed the door, and then pulled Yun Xizi and hugged him in his arms.

"I suddenly want to have a baby with you. Xiao Zan stared at Yun Xizi, his eyes deep.

Then, Xiao Zhan's face enlarged in front of Yun Xizi's eyes......