Chapter 167: Prank "The Third Shift"

I saw that in the twelfth painting, Xixi stickman drew out his long sword, and faced Ye Yi's stickman's questioning before he died, she replied coldly: "A single dog is also a dog!"

Ye Yi's stickman looked up to the sky and vomited blood, and he fell to the ground!

Subsequently, pawn!

“......”

Danyan Xixi didn't expect that the ending would be like this at all, she heard Ye Yi say the word single dog, which means that people who don't have a love object, never expected Ye Yi to have such an ending.

A total of nine sheets of paper were pasted on the quilt, and seven of the words begging for mercy at the beginning and the twelve paintings at the back were used, and the remaining two pieces of paper were not pictures, but pure words.

The previous one reads: Xixi chooses to forgive!

Below: Crying bitterly and weeping to thank the heroine for not killing! Xiaosheng has nothing to repay, and in this life he is willing to be a cow and a horse to repay the kindness of the heroine.

The last piece of paper reads: Xixi chooses not to forgive!

Below: Ask the heroine to revisit the first sheet of paper......

Seeing this scene, Danyan Xixi was also a little crying and laughing!

Actually, to be honest, the reason why she hid for several days and didn't come out was not because she was really locked up in a small dark room and couldn't get out.

After all, Xiao Xixi is still young, and her strength is weak, so she can't control the little black house for a long time, if she really wants to come out, she can also force it out while she sleeps during the day.

The reason why I can't hide is because I haven't figured out what to do!

Kill Ye Yi? This Danyan Xixi really didn't think about it, after all, everyone has been getting along for more than a year, although she doesn't like him all day long, and she always beats him, but if she wants to kill Ye Yi for this, she really can't do it.

The previous breath was released, which shook the entire villa and injured him, but this was not intentional, it was just caused by her overreaction at the time.

Later, she vowed to kill him, but it was just out of the girl's shame and anger, and she didn't take it seriously in her heart.

However, if Xiao Xixi didn't stop her at that time, she might really cripple Ye Yi in a fit of anger, anyway, with her, she could be cured if she was disabled, and the ultimate goal was just to make Ye Yi deeply realize her mistakes.

was kissed by him for no reason, even if Danyan Xixi knew that it was an accident, it was impossible not to be angry, but it didn't seem to be very angry, more ashamed.

Moreover, this anger came and went quickly, like a gust of wind, and she woke up from a sleep, although Danyan Xixi desperately reminded herself that she had suffered a big loss, and she should be very angry and angry.

But in fact, she felt that there seemed to be nothing to be angry about, and she was kissed when she was kissed!

After thinking about it, I later realized that there was nothing to worry about whether I was angry or not, anyway, my heart was not written on my face, and others couldn't see it.

Danyan Xixi is entangled in what to do next?

It will definitely not work to kill him, and it is not good to cripple him, and when the time comes, you will have to go to great lengths to cure this bastard, which is purely thankless.

Besides, it has been so many days since this incident, she herself is not so angry, and even if she is still angry, this method can't be used.

can't be killed or maimed, it seems that only the last one is left to beat!

But this is too cheap for him, on weekdays, just offending himself with language will beat him very lightly, this time he really suffered a loss, one beat is really too light, at least a few good meals.

However, should you do it as soon as you go out and see him? Or should you reprimand him first and then do it? After the beating, should you give him some medicine?

No matter how she thinks about it, Danyan Xixi feels weird, unconsciously, she has been thinking about it for several days, and she hasn't thought it clearly until now, before she comes out tonight, she just thinks about it, no matter how big and twenty-one is to beat Ye Yi first.

When she thought about it, what would Ye Yi's reaction be when she saw her, was she trembling with fear and immediately kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy? Or was she calm and pretending to greet her as if nothing happened? Or was it a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and tried to confront her without repentance?

There were a lot of ideas, but what she didn't expect was that Ye Yi went to bed early, which made her guess in vain.

At first, she didn't do anything, but after seeing the messages and pictures on these nine pieces of paper, Danyan Xixi hesitated, looking at the sleeping face in front of her, her mind to do it suddenly faded.

Sitting on the little idiot's furry head, next to the little idiot's long ears, Danyan Xixi looked at Ye Yi with a seriousness that she had never seen before, to recognize his appearance.

After watching it for a long time, no one knew what she was thinking, and she didn't know what she was going to do, but suddenly she wanted to do it, so she did it.

After a long time like this, the little idiot's head was about to fall asleep little by little, Danyan Xixi moved, beckoned, took the nine pieces of paper on the quilt, quickly shrunk it proportionally, and fell into her hands, she held it and looked at it carefully.

Xuanguang rose, she took out a wooden box that was also shrunk from the space ring, and the box contained a seventh-order divine fruit, the Purple Pole Fruit, Danyan Xixi took it out and sniffed it, wiped it with a handkerchief, and ate it directly.

Hearing the sound of eating on it, smelling the rich fragrance of medicinal fruits, the sleepy little idiot suddenly became energetic, the rabbit's head shook, the rabbit's eyes rolled up, and he wanted to see what the big master of Xixi on his head was eating?

"Knock"

The head was knocked by the big master of Xixi, presumably its head moved around to make her unhappy, and the little idiot suddenly settled down, but the purple rabbit eyes were still trying to turn up, and the little nose sniffed and sniffed, smacking her lips from time to time, obviously greedy.

After reading the nine message sheets again, the seventh-order divine fruit also ate the remaining core, this is the seventh-order divine medicine, and the medicinal properties of the fruit core are not inferior to the flesh, Danyan Xixi looked at it, but finally threw it down.

"Idiot bunny, I've got you!"

The small kernel fell on the bed and quickly enlarged to the size of a normal dragon's eye, the little idiot blinked his eyes, lowered his head and sniffed, then took a bite and put it in his mouth to bite!

Hmmm? didn't bite? It bit harder!

Huh? Still didn't bite?

Well, or can't you bite......? Forget it!

The little idiot was stunned for a while, tilted his head and thought about it, and then "cooed", It swallowed the core directly, squinted its rabbit eyes, and nested in place happily.

Danyan Xixi on the side put nine pieces of message paper into the empty wooden box, put them away, and then beckoned, and beckoned the pen and paper on the bedside cabinet, shrunk and fell into his hand.

She scratched her head, bit her lip, her willow eyebrows furrowed slightly, and sat on the rabbit's head writing something.

It's just that it was written, she glanced at it, and seemed to feel dissatisfied, and the seven-colored divine fire in her hand flashed, and the whole paper was suddenly burned into nothingness.

She picked up her pen and started writing again......

............

Early the next morning, Ye Yi woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes, glanced at the brightening sky outside, stretched his waist, and squinted again, intending to sleep as usual.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he opened them again, jumped up from the bed, and exclaimed, "It's dawn? No? Why is it dawning? Didn't Xixi come out to settle accounts with me last night? This is impossible! Could it be ...... I've been beaten to amnesia?"

Ye Yi groped all over his body, made sure that he had no pain on his body, and was a little at a loss, and suddenly found that on the quilt, the nine message sheets pasted before going to bed last night, there was only one left, and at first glance, it didn't seem to be written by himself.

When I grabbed it, there were only two sentences written on the huge white paper: "If there is a next time, the bones will be broken and ashes will be scattered."

These eight words, flowing water, pen like clouds and smoke, what is even more terrifying is that this word actually contains the meaning of this grandmaster realm, when Ye Yi read the last "gray" meaning, the artistic conception of the whole word was suddenly activated, and the white paper suddenly broke free of his hand and floated in mid-air.

"Boom"

The paper burst into seven-colored flames, and boundless murderous aura burst out, enveloping Ye Yi at once, completely imprisoning him, unable to move at all.

The white paper was completely burned, and the eight big characters that were written in one go came to life, turning into an ink snake, circling and flying high, from a small snake to a behemoth beast, with antlers and carp whiskers, and a claw python body, it turned out to be a black dragon.

"Roar"

The black dragon raised its head to the sky and roared, the sound resounded through the nine skies, and the entire small villa shook, with boundless murderous aura, it suddenly swooped down towards Ye Yi, opened its teeth and danced its claws, and pounced straight on.

"It's over, I'm dead!"

Ye Yi, who couldn't move, felt a tight heart, and couldn't even close his eyes, watching the black dragon crash into him, and then ...... It went straight through and disappeared without a trace.

The black dragon was gone, it was just a false alarm, and Ye Yi didn't have anything to do except for a puddle of dried ink on his face.

Of course, there was nothing on the surface, but in fact, his legs were already weak, and the killing machine just now was too real, and he really thought that the black dragon was going to devour him alive, and his mental tension was extreme.

The feeling of being completely imprisoned in your body and watching yourself being consumed by death without being able to do anything about it is really too real!

Although Ye Yi was not scared to pee, he was also scared that his legs were weak, and he was really soft!

"Woohoo"

The little idiot was also awakened by the movement just now, and was so frightened that he was stunned, seeing that the big black dragon was gone, he quickly jumped to Ye Yi's master's side, the rabbit's eyes were wide open, and one person and one rabbit were huddled together, all trembling.

Ye Yi reluctantly turned his head and glanced at the little idiot, at this time, the figure of the little idiot was much larger than the state in which the first seal was unlocked before.

In the past, with the use of chaos demonic power, the little idiot turned into a big rabbit at most, but now it has become a big penguin, fat and fat, and the coat color is still dark purple and light black.

In addition, the aura of the little idiot has also become stronger, and it is obvious that Danyan Xixi must have woken up last night and unlocked the second seal for it.

And the black dragon on this message paper, without thinking about it, knew that she made it, obviously deliberately scaring him, in fact, it did scare him half to death.

The nine message sheets he left last night are gone, Danyan Xixi must have read it, Ye Yi guessed, it should have a little effect.

The good thing is that it amused her, so I didn't directly beat him.

The bad side is that she must have seen these comments before she came up with the prank.

was not disabled or injured, but was frightened and half dead, Ye Yi couldn't figure out whether he had made a profit or a loss, but at least Xixi's anger was mostly gone, and he didn't have to worry about it anymore.