Under the soft music, the big screen first shows a frontal close-up of Kana, her face full of surprise, and then a top-down shot of Bourne, who is kneeling there with a ring, and sincerely chanting poetry: "Honey, you are my goddess, you are my heart, you are my spirit, you are ......"

He stopped abruptly and pulled out a palm-sized piece of paper from his pocket, "Wait. ”

Cut to the double side panorama, Kana was so moved that she was about to cry, but the audience in front of the screen was laughing, Albert really didn't expect this, and the old face also smiled, 9 times.

Byrne looked at the manuscript paper before continuing to look up and say, "You are my light, you are my myth, you are my love." ”

"Kana, I love you, can you marry me?"

"Yes, yes, I do!"

Kana cried out excitedly, and Byrne stood up with joy to put a silver ring on the middle finger of her left hand.

Inserting the lens, the ring obviously does not fit the size of her middle finger, buy small! The two close-ups of the split screen, they are both shocked, the side is in the close-up, Bourne wants to come hard, pushing the ring hard, pushing and stomping. Kana screamed in pain, shook it off, and pointed her middle finger at him, as if to say you!

Yan sù's military music sounded, like the atmosphere of "March of the Empire", in slow motion, the flying ring churned in the air, flying towards the drainage port on the side of the road!

The two people are in the middle of the front, and the expressions of the two are extremely terrifying, as if they have seen the whole earth explode! Bourne moved, he ran wildly, like a 100-meter sprint, running all the way, making the audience feel that he ran I don't know how far, but the drainage outlet was obviously next to it, and the slow mirror was written close-up, and a piece of saliva was thrown around the corner of his mouth.

Panorama, he flew over, stretched out his right hand, and wanted to rescue the ring!

With a ding-dong, the music stops, the camera returns to normal, and the ring falls into the drain.

With a comical sound of flying, Byrne flew over the frame and hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road, hanging there in an exaggerated pose.

"Hahaha!" bursts of laughter couldn't stop, and the audience was so happy!

It's not over yet! On the screen, Kana screamed "no!" and she ran, but instead of looking at Bourne, she opened her mouth and shouted, "My ring! What did I do wrong, bitter, my ring!" Looking down at the camera, she held her chest with one hand and stretched out to the sky with the other, her exaggerated and distorted expression, like playing a Shakespearean tragedy.

She was screaming, Bourne over there couldn't get up, his hands trembling and pointing to his head, I was hurt! No one paid attention to him, and Kana continued to dance and perform a screaming performance like a stage play!

A long shot captured all of this into the frame, and many viewers laughed intermittently, their stomachs twitched, and tears rushed out.

The more I look at the strong contrast between the two, the more I am poked into the nerves of laughter!

Bud squirted popcorn out of his mouth, coughing and laughing maniacally. The Schwartz boss who sat in the front row of him was sprayed, and he didn't get angry in normal times, but now he didn't find anyone bad luck when he smiled, around, around, and in the entire theater, 4oo audiences were laughing!

"Hahaha!" Lily laughed as she fell on Trist's shoulder next to her, patting her chair and enjoying the movie to the fullest!

Ye Wei listened to the laughter, looked at Duoduo and Anna Sophia who were laughing and kicking beside him, the laughing family members, and the film critics! No problem, it exploded.

"Absolutely explosive!" Gia was about to flip off her chair to the ground, and she was sure that her smile was even uglier than her horse's bean's, damn genius!

"Whew!" Toto and Bella barked happily at the atmosphere. As for Benji, who was lying there motionless, if he could speak, he would definitely say, "You guys are so noisy, and you don't let the turtle sleep?"

Albert glanced at his watch with a smile, just opened 1o minutes, and thought: "I can't believe it, ten minutes actually made me laugh 1o times, genius boy, I still underestimated you before, it seems that it must be no problem to reach 2o times, 3o times? ”

Moreover, he only remembered the funniest cadenza since the opening, because his positioning level of "The Wedding is Coming" is different, and he can't treat geniuses with low requirements.

"It's time to introduce me. ”

At this time, the narration starts again, and the camera gradually rises, leaving the scene on the ground, and then transitioning in a distorted way, which immediately surprises the audience, it is actually the image of "My Grand Greek Wedding"! The wedding scene of the heroine Tula and the male protagonist Ian, surrounded by Tula's big family, is a happy scene.

"I'm the talented and handsome wedding god, and although I haven't gotten my wings yet, I'm already the most popular angel. ”

The image was distorted and blurred, zoomed out into an old-fashioned television set, the same shot shown in the promotional video, where the wedding gods and freak angels were driving the jubilant duì, and he laughed and said, "If you even officiate a Greek wedding, there is no other wedding in this world that can stump you." ”

The angels immediately cheered and applauded, the god of the wedding slapped the TV vigorously, and cheerful music sounded!

They danced wacky dances to the music, each angel moving so stiff, crappy, and silly, using sheer body language to be funny.

The god of the wedding also went in and jumped, but he was constantly hit in the face by the fake wings of the angels around him, and the crackling sound continued to sound, and after jumping around, when he walked out of the group of angels, he saw that his face was swollen like a pig's head.

Of course, it was the effect of makeup, but it made the audience burst into laughter!

He jumped back again, and was once again whipped and crackled by the angel's wings, and when he jumped out again, his face was beaten back to its original state. The laughter in the theater continued!

At this time, the music faded into silence, and suddenly a rough radio voice sounded: "Houston, we're in trouble." ”

“houston，aprob1em。 One of the most famous words in the history of space stems from the Apollo 13 incident, when astronaut Jim Lovell called for help from the command center in Houston when the oxygen tank exploded two days after the launch, damaging the spacecraft.

Because this incident is a happy ending, and the three astronauts successfully returned to Earth, this sentence has long been a phrase used in daily life and has been used in many comedies. The use here seems to be no laugh, but many viewers are already hilarious and surprised!

It's Tom Hanks' voice!

Hanks is the same person who played Jim Lovell in the classic film "Apollo 13" (1995), and he also said the classic line in the film: "Houston, we're in trouble." ”

Those who didn't hear it didn't think it was funny, but when they heard it, they were about to die of laughter, and all the twenty-four critics laughed, and Albert's number became 12 times.

Wow! Some fans are not sure, did they hear it wrong? The previous publicity did not reveal that Hanks was involved in this movie!

Gary Gozman smiled, in the days after the dubbing, because he was moved by Ye Wei's words, Hanks dubbed a few words of this scene, but he had to see the cut version before deciding whether to allow it to be used, so Ye Wei actually prepared two versions, and the response to the internal test screening was very good, and Hanks also couldn't stop laughing, so he had the current dubbing cameo.

"Hahaha!" The theater suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone who couldn't hear it was laughing.

Just because the camera zooms out on the screen, a road sign inserted on the ground becomes a framed foreground, clear and huge, with "Houston" written on it.

This joke is really unexpected and reasonable, whether it is Albert, or Rope, Clark, Fondas...... I can't even think of it!

13 times, 12 times, count this drama.

"What's wrong?" In the medium shot, the wedding god asks upward, and the angels around him all stop moving, looking puzzled.

"I'm not smart when a couple is getting married, but I know what love is, and theirs certainly isn't. ”

"So?"

"So their marriage was a nuisance. ”

"What does it matter, anyway, after getting married, what you have will become nothing. The god of weddings didn't care about his expression, the angels behind him nodded, and he added: "My job is weddings, as long as they get married, it won't be my trouble." By the way, who are you?"

"Tom Hanks. ”

This dialogue made everyone's laughter loud and loud, "I'm not smart, but I know what love is" is a classic line in "Forrest Gump", Hanks said this funny, Ye Wei's cheap answer was also funny, and the funniest thing was that Hanks recognized himself as Hanks!

On the screen, the god of the wedding nodded and said, "Your performance of "Old Woman Killer" is terrible." ”

The phone hung up.

"Hahaha!" The audience's laughter exploded in decibels again, which was really, very unexpected, Hanks's cameo could not have been imagined, and he was even made fun of him!

Anyone familiar with VIy's story knows that Hanks is like his mentor, admiring his talent and helping him become famous, and Preton helping him remake "The Wedding Is Coming......";

Everyone is no stranger to what "Old Woman Killer" is, because it is a new remake that has just been released for two months, starring Hanks and directed by the Coen brothers! However, the strong lineup did not bring it good luck, and now it is not only poor at the box office (35oo production cost, 39oo box office), but also has a poor reputation (Rotten Tomatoes freshness 55%, audience love 43%).

So the term "bad movie" can be used to describe it, and it is even worse than Hanks's past works.

This joke is fresh**, unexpected, cheap, and hilarious.

"The best performance in the whole film is the cat. The god of weddings continued to speak venomously, "If it weren't for that cat, you'd lose a thing." ”

"Shut up, you kid with bad acting skills!" Unexpectedly, Hanks's voice suddenly appeared again!

The laughter that was about to get lowered burst again, and on the screen, the wedding god snapped his fingers as if nothing happened, and the sound of the radio quickly changed to a confused "meow?" cat meow.

"It says I'm acting well. "And the god of the wedding said unto the angels, and a shout of joy arose, and the music arose, and they began to dance again, and to dance more vigorously and comically—

"Hahahaha!" The result of the laughter is higher than the other, and the audience knows that they can laugh for so long in a row!

Albert's old face trembled, 13 times, remember 13 times, or his conscience would be disturbed!

It's been a long time since I've laughed so happily, this kind of spoof, rookies and old birds will like it, this crazy brain, it's good!

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