Chapter 93: If you can't help it, don't put up with it

Gradually, Liu Yan's beautiful eyes were like smoke: "Xiaodong, I suddenly figured out something just now, maybe you are the little enemy sent by God to deal with me." ”

The playful and soft voice fell, and Liu Yan lowered his head and face and kissed him.

Li Xiaodong was excited in his heart for a while, so he was unceremonious on the spot and hugged her tightly in his arms.

Maybe Li Xiaodong was too excited, maybe he hugged her too tightly, Liu Yan couldn't stand it a little and was a little out of breath.

Liu Yan suddenly stopped kissing and looked at him, his expression full of disgust.

"Stupid brother, you can't be so rude, if you deal with girls like this, girls will hate you. ”

Li Xiaodong: "This ......"

Liu Yan became a teacher again, and taught him earnestly: "You remember, the movements should be gentle, considerate and careful, and step by step, just now your hands were touching everywhere, and the movements were very rude, this kind of behavior is easy to disgust girls." ”

Li Xiaodong almost cried, "My sister, I'm already burned by the fire now, you tell me this?"

Liu Yan chuckled and said, "You deserve it." ”

"Who told you to scratch your sister indiscriminately, and use so much brute force to scratch your sister?"

She tapped the tip of his nose again and said, "Brother Wolf, you tell me honestly, you are still a scout, right?

"......" Li Xiaodong was depressed for a while, so he had to nod.

He didn't know if the life of being a child daughter-in-law in the Yang family was a kind of falling in love.

He often eats Yang Xiaobai's tofu badly, and Yang Xiaobai often beats him and runs away, one plays a fancy hooligan, and the other plays a tigress who plays a professional hooligan, in the Yang family for so many years, he and Yang Xiaobai are tired of their respective division of labor.

Liu Yan smiled lightly and said, "Okay, you listen to your sister, don't be in a hurry, my sister will teach you slowly, and I will ensure that you will grow into a master of love." ”

Li Xiaodong said curtly: "Then you teach me the lesson first, cough cough, roll the sheets." ”

Liu Yan smiled and said, "Do you want to roll the sheets with your sister? ”

"Why?"

Liu Yan nodded the tip of his nose again, and said: "Because I suddenly remembered, I am several years older than you, and I have been divorced again, if I get with you, if I get entangled with you and can't leave you, what should I do?

"This ......" Li Xiaodong thought for a while and said: "But sister, a few years older is a few years older, it doesn't seem to be bad, some are dozens of years older, and it doesn't seem to be a big deal, why is my sister's thinking so feudal? Wouldn't it be good for the two of us to be happy together?"

"......" Hearing him say this, Liu Yan's thoughts were actually not very firm, and he gradually began to waver.

Yes, I have always been very open-minded about the things of the wind and snow, why do I think a little too much about being with him?

Could it be that I really like this little brother?

"That's not going to work either. ”

Liu Yan was secretly firm, and said with disgust: "Take a step back, even if my sister is willing to be nice to you, but if you make my sister belly bigger, what should my sister do? My sister is a single woman, in short, my sister can't do that kind of thing with you." ”

Li Xiaodong said evilly: "Sister said this, does it mean that you can do that kind of thing together without messing with the belly of the eldest sister?"

"......" Liu Yan was speechless for a while, so he had to say: "If that's the case, my sister can consider it, but she may not necessarily agree." ”

"Hehe, it's good if you have this attitude, I don't believe it, that kind of family fun, my sister doesn't want it at all. ”

Li Xiaodong hurriedly pushed her, and the two of them got up from the ground together.

Then Li Xiaodong searched around the hotel room, trying to find the safety supplies provided by the hotel for couples, that is, sets.

He knows very well that he said on the Internet that there are sets of supplies in ordinary hotel rooms.

It's a pity that he never expected that he searched the whole room, but he didn't find the necessary supplies for the legendary hotel, the magical little set, but the massage oil, detoxifying liquid and the like, prepared a lot.

Li Xiaodong is a little strange, could it be that this special vacation love hotel didn't even prepare that thing?

"What's going on? This hotel looks pretty good, why doesn't it even provide that thing?" Li Xiaodong couldn't help but ask.

Liu Yan said: "Then how do I know? It may be that the hotel uses a special vending machine that can provide a variety of choices, so there are no more things in the guest room." ”

Li Xiaodong was depressed for a while, and said angrily: "What kind of hotel is this? It's worse than a guest house in the countryside." ”

"Giggles, this is called providence, you better die of this heart. ”

Liu Yan smiled coquettishly, twisted her snow-white body, walked over and gently lay on her side on the bed, then pulled a thin quilt to cover the beautiful scenery on her body, and then gently closed her eyelashes, as if she was going to sleep.

Li Xiaodong was deflated for a while, sat at the head of the bed and said, "Sister, do you remember the sad cow I told you just now?"

"Remember, what's wrong?"

"Do you think that I just want to be a sad cow, often led by your lustful ditch, but don't solve my problem, if this continues, my brother will have something wrong sooner or later. ”

He pretended to sigh again and said, "Forget it, I won't play with you again in the future, and when I see my sister in the future, I will retreat, out of sight and out of mind." ”

"Really?" Liu Yan opened a pair of phoenix eyes again, flashing with a charming and cunning light.

"Really, I've already decided that I must keep my distance from my sister. Li Xiaodong sighed again.

"Then since that's the case......" Liu Yan showed a confused smile again, and asked, "Presumably my sister asked you to lie down next to my sister and sleep with my sister, and you don't want to?"

Hehe, sleep together?

Li Xiaodong secretly sighed and asked, "Sister, can you make it clear, let's sleep together, is it the sleeping method of rolling the sheets?"

"You think too much, my sister is tired, you are also tired, just sleeping in a bed, it doesn't mean that you have to roll the sheets. ”

Li Xiaodong suddenly had a loveless expression and said, "Forget it, it's too exciting to sleep together, I can't help it." ”

"If you can't help it, don't put up with it, what are you afraid of?"

"Are you kidding me? Why don't you want me to put up with it? Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant?" Li Xiaodong found that at this moment, his IQ was no longer enough.

Liu Yan said deliciously: "Stupid, who said that you have to roll the sheets? Sister is a person who has come over, and there are ways to make you happy and not make you uncomfortable......" As she spoke, her eyes were full of spring, and she spit out a little scarlet tongue tip, and licked it softly on the side of her red lips.