Chapter 271: The thousand-year-old giant panda demon bear is cute

Giant pandas have lived on the earth for at least 8 million years, and during this time, it is not that no other giant panda has turned into humans, and Xiong Mengmeng is not the first giant panda to become human, nor will it be the last. Vertices

It's just that after those giant panda spirits become humans, where they go, and whether they are still mixed in the world, we have no way of verifying.

Xiong Mengmeng is a thousand-year-old giant panda born in the mountains and forests of Shu and, like the other giant pandas in the base, spends almost half of the day eating and half sleeping.

However, food needs to be found by yourself, unlike in the base, where you can open your mouth for food.

Once, Xiong Mengmeng and several other giant panda companions were looking for food when they accidentally broke into a small town.

At that time, it was probably the period of Dazhong Xiangfu during the Northern Song Dynasty, although in history, there were quite a lot of black spots and grooves in the Song Dynasty, but the people were very rich.

Looking at the people in the town wearing different colors of clothing and eating a variety of delicacies, Xiong Mengmeng had an idea for the first time, wanting to become a human.

Although I had met some woodcutters and hunters in the mountains and forests before, most of them were plainly dressed and had a simple appearance, and they did not seem to be rich. The main thing is that they also have to make a living by chopping wood and hunting, and it is better to be a giant panda.

When Xiong Mengmeng and several giant pandas appeared in the town, the people in the town were overjoyed, they had never seen such a cute creature.

So, they all rushed to feed the bears and cute them, teasing them, and almost brought them home in captivity.

After eating and drinking, Xiong Mengmeng took the boys back to the mountains and forests.

When night fell, the friends fell asleep, but Xiong Mengmeng had insomnia, because it was still reminiscing about the taste of meatloaf.

Since then, Xiong Mengmeng has had an obsession, cultivate hard, and become an adult.

At that time, the air was not polluted, especially in the mountains and forests, so there were still many animals and plants that turned into humans, such as Teng trees, lynxes, and tigers in the mountains and forests......

However, cultivation is very hard, and you have to face loneliness for a long time to come. Because, when your friends around you are all old and dead, only you are still alive in this world, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and feeling the mutation of your body.

In the meantime, Xiong Mengmeng didn't think about giving up, especially when she saw her friends dying of old age one by one.

But every time it wants to give up, it will taste the meatloaf, and the flame of abandonment will be extinguished.

After a thousand years of cultivation, Xiong Mengmeng finally became a human.

However, when he returned to the town, he found that it was gone, replaced by houses of strange shapes and steaming ponds scattered among the different mountains and forests.

He walked to the edge of the pond and tested the temperature of the water, and found that the temperature was just right, similar to the hot springs he had soaked in the mountains and forests before.

"Yo, brother, naked bubbles?" Suddenly, several men with white cloths around their waists approached.

"Ahh

Then, following the example of the men, he stepped into the pool and listened to their conversation.

At this time, Xiong Mengmeng realized that he had come to the twenty-first century, and the Song Dynasty was gone.

Xiong Mengmeng was very smart, and soon mastered some methods and skills of being a human being, and found a job cleaning the hot spring pool in that hot spring hotel.

Although, this job is hard and the pay is not high

, but with food and shelter, Xiong Mengmeng quickly adapted to it.

After getting his first salary, Xiong Mengmeng went outside to get a jia ID card, he knew that in order to become a person, he must first have an identity certificate.

A giant panda who has lived for a thousand years, after becoming a human, will rely on his own intelligence and diligence, and soon gain a foothold in the world.

However, it didn't take long for Xiong Mengmeng's script to go wrong.

He met a group of gamblers in the hot spring hotel, and with them he learned to smoke, drink and play mahjong, and soon he lost all the wages he had saved.

At this time, Xiong Mengmeng realized that the money from working in a hot spring hotel was not enough for his gambling funds, so he resigned and came to Rongcheng to look for an opportunity to make a lot of money.

In the year in Rongcheng, he pulled three wheels, cut his hair, and set up a stall...... Because he has no academic certificate, he has never been able to find a high-paying job, so he can only rely on his own strength and a little cleverness to make money.

After many attempts, Xiong Mengmeng felt that it was too difficult to make a lot of money by relying on his experience and ability as a man, so it was better to be a giant panda and rely on the skills of a giant panda to survive.

After cultivating for thousands of years, Xiong Mengmeng's strength, speed, and agility are a hundred times stronger than that of ordinary giant pandas, so he chose to sell fish.

In the dead of night, he went to the river to fish, and when it was dawn, he took the fish to the farmer's market to sell.

Soon, by fishing and selling fish, he earned his first pot of gold.

With the money, he started smoking, drinking, and playing mahjong again.

However, his poker skills also improved a lot by constantly losing and losing, and gradually, he began to win, which made him more and more interested in playing mahjong.

Of course, no matter how good the card skills are, but also luck blessing, no luck blessing, loss is inevitable.

When he loses a lot of money, he fishes hard, and he has endless strength anyway.

However, since the end of November last year, there has been a drought in Rongcheng, and the fish have been stranded. Although he also caught some dead fish to sell as live fish, he was soon discovered by the grocery shopping aunts, and gradually, the business of the fish stall became worse and worse.

The money is getting less and less, but the gambling addiction is getting bigger and bigger, but the gambling luck is gradually drifting away from him.

When it came to the end of December, Xiong Mengmeng never caught fresh fish again, and even the dead fish became less and less, and at this time, because of his bad gambling luck, he owed Lao Bai and Lao Wang a lot of money one after another.

There was no way, so he had to turn back into a giant panda, come to the panda base, and beg the staff of the base to take him in.

Therefore, there is the spectacle of wild giant pandas standing at the door of the panda base to congratulate.

"You say I'm miserable, now I don't even have a set of clothes, hey..." Xiong Mengmeng blew his nose and wiped it on the trunk of the tree next to him.

"Can you pay attention to hygiene?" Sun Mu really couldn't stand it, he didn't expect that he had raised it for a month, and he was actually a big gambler, and his personal habits were extremely bad.

"Sorry, get used to it. Xiong Mengmeng quickly wiped the snot on the tree, and then wiped it on his leg.

Looking at this cute on the outside, but obscene on the inside, everyone supported their foreheads.

"Now you have two choices, if you want to continue to be a roll, stay in the base honestly and don't sneak out again, if you want to be a person, find a proper job, pay back the money you owe, and get rid of the bad habit of gambling. In the end, it was Yun Xizi who spoke first.

"But I owe so much money that I have to sell a lot of fish to pay it back. Xiong Mengmeng frowned.

"I can lend you first, and then you can pay it back slowly when you earn the money. What else are you going to do besides fishing? I can fund a little business for you. Yun Xizi said.

"Hmm... I'm delicious underneath!" Xiong Mengmeng thought about it, then raised his paw and said confidently.

"Hehe, I don't understand what he's saying, he's so nasty!" Hearing Xiong Mengmeng's words, Xixi immediately threw herself into Hehe's arms and hid her face.

"Ahem, Hee-hee, you may have misunderstood what he meant. Hehe stretched out his little short hand, touched Xixi's little head, and said.

"It's because you're too lewd, Xiong Mengmeng said that his noodles are delicious. Sun Ting added.

"Yes, my noodles are delicious, I used to eat my own noodles for three meals. Xiong Mengmeng said.

"Oh, let's talk completely, otherwise, it's easy to misunderstand. Hee Hee cut his wig and came out of Hehe's arms.

Everyone: I'm afraid you're the only one who misunderstood, right?

"Then let's open a noodle shop, it just so happens that the samurai noodle restaurant is subleasing the shop. Yun Xizi suggested.

Because the zombies suddenly attacked the university town and smashed the samurai noodle restaurant, although they later received compensation, they didn't dare to stay any longer, after all, there were zombies in front of the needle, and they felt that the entire college town was not safe.

"Then I.. Can I still play mahjong in the future? If I don't gamble for money, it's just pure entertainment. Xiong Mengmeng rubbed his fat paws and looked at Yun Xizi.

"Yes, but once you are found to be gambling, let Mama Needle punish you. Yun Xizi said.

Subsequently, Sun Ting asked the people from the relevant departments to apply to Panda Base for the transfer of congratulations, so that Gong Xi completely disappeared from the Panda Base.

After the samurai noodle restaurant was renovated, it was changed to "Xiong Mengmeng Noodle Restaurant", with two rooms on the second floor, one for Xiong Mengmeng to live in, and one for mahjong room.

Yun Xizi became the boss behind the "Xiong Mengmeng Noodle Restaurant", and Xiong Mengmeng became the operator of the noodle restaurant and began to work for Yun Xizi.

Xiong Mengmeng also borrowed money from Yun Xizi, returned Lao Bai and Lao Wang's money, returned Han Xinyu's clothes, and returned Sun Mu's mobile phone and money.

Now, Yun Xizi has become Xiong Mengmeng's biggest creditor.

However, since Xiong Mengmeng has a lot of bad deeds and criminal records, the work of supervising Xiong Mengmeng was handed over to Mama Needle.

Since then, Mama Needle has embarked on the peak of the needle demon, in addition to helping everyone embroider and sew clothes, she also monitors Xiong Mengmeng at any time, once he is found to be lazy and gambling, Mama Needle will be punished.

Since then, Mama Needle no longer stands at the bottom of the demon world's contempt chain, because there is Xiong Mengmeng at the bottom of the bottom.

Although Xiong Mengmeng is a little unwilling, at least he doesn't have to sleep in the open anymore, and when he is fine, he invites three or five friends to play mahjong, but he no longer gambles.

"Four!" Xiong Mengmeng shouted.

"Hula!" Xixi held a bunch of cards in his short hand and looked at Xiong Mengmeng triumphantly.

"What's the matter?"

"I rely on card skills, Xiong Mengmeng, you lose, go mop the floor!" Xixi urged.

Xiong Mengmeng shook her head helplessly, feeling that as long as she played mahjong with Xixi, she would inevitably lose.

"Hey, I'm also a thousand-year-old giant panda demon, but my card skills are not as good as a doll. Xiong Mengmeng sighed while mopping the floor.