Chapter 236: Lipstick Print
"Your Majesty?"
The empress came back to her senses, looked at Lin Zifan, and said with a smile: "It's that I'm distracted, and I'm thinking too far......"
"But Officer Lin, the changes you have brought have made it really difficult for me to ......be indifferent," the empress sighed: "If I had known about your talent earlier, I'm afraid that the Tang Dynasty would have turned the world upside down, right?"
"It's not too late to know now......" Lin Zifan chuckled.
At that time, Lin Zifan was just a stupid boy, and he had the talent to fart......
He shook his head secretly and said: "Your Majesty, the asphalt road has been successfully tested, and Yun Shilang and others from the Ministry of Industry have basically mastered the method of asphalt road paving. ”
"Next, will Your Majesty continue to pay a private visit to Weifu, or will you return to the palace?"
The purpose of coming out has been accomplished, and it has even been exceeded! Even the problem of special cultivation has been solved, what to do next, naturally it is for the empress to get a charter.
"Weifu Private Interview......" The empress frowned slightly, although she really wanted to continue to wave outside, but after thinking about it, she said: "Go back to the palace directly." ”
"Early tomorrow morning, I will leave for the palace, and after seeing this asphalt road, I will ...... There's a lot going to be done!"
In the end, the sense of responsibility of the king of a country overcame the laziness of the empress in ten days and nine pigeons, and decided to return to the palace as soon as possible to deal with various problems.
This made Lin Zifan feel sorry in his heart, he thought that he could still play with the empress in this wilderness for a few days, preferably without others, the kind of lonely men and widows, huh......
However, the empress has already decided, and Lin Zifan naturally won't say anything.
After all, he's also very busy, with a lot of things to deal with, such as fireworks, grenades and salt, as well as road repairs, which he also needs to take care of.
What's more, now that he can cultivate, he naturally needs to cultivate, but he can't practice for a month for a month like before......
"Anyway, let's see if we can find a way to get a simple walkie-talkie out, so that at least I can talk to the empress at any time, well......"
Tomorrow morning, I will return to the city, and today, it is dark, and I need to spend the night here.
It's still that forest, Lin Zifan's thatched house that was secretly collapsed by the empress has been repaired, and what he didn't expect was that the empress couldn't sleep with excitement, and even took out a treasured wine and invited everyone to drink......
Not enough for this bar...... In the eyes of others, it was all good wine, but after Lin Zifan took a few sips, he frowned slightly.
The intensity is not bad, but the taste is ...... It's really not good, there is a strange taste, roughly equivalent to about 40 degrees of liquor, inferior liquor, very inferior kind!
Lin Zifan felt that the taste was very bad, but others regarded it as a treasure, and even when the empress took out these 'fine wines', she seemed very reluctant.
This made Lin Zifan feel distressed for a while.
Look, our empress even regards this kind of wine as a treasure, and she is reluctant to take it out and drink it in her spare time, which really makes me feel distressed......
And after thinking about it, the empress even regarded this kind of liquor as a treasure, so what did she drink on weekdays?
He made up his mind, and then he found an opportunity to get some sorghum, or at least some sorghum wine.
Although it can't be said to be comparable to Moutai Wuliangye, at least it is a good wine, definitely much better than this inferior liquor!
As for women, it's better not to drink alcohol or anything......
Hehehe, in the feminist world, let women not drink? I'm afraid that I won't be beaten by the empress!
What's more, if the empress is not drunk, where will she have the opportunity?
Lin Zifan thought of this, and recalled that when he first went to Qifeng Pavilion, it seemed that the empress was a little drunk.
So...... Could it be ...... The empress doesn't drink well?
He instantly had a flash of inspiration: "Since the empress doesn't drink well, then ......"
Hey, hey, hey, it looks like there's an opportunity? Even if that's what...... At least it's worth a try, isn't it?
"Come, Your Majesty, drink!"
With a goal in mind, Lin Zifan seemed to feel that this wine was not so unpleasant, and drinking with the empress was simply a booze!
"Arrogant, Lin Logistics Officer, a man, I'm afraid that few people can have such a drink as you, come, drink with me again!"
"Your Majesty, there are fewer than a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant! If the interest comes, even if you raise a glass to invite Mingyue, you can drink into three people!"
"I'm very happy to drink with Your Majesty, naturally the amount of wine is excellent, come to Your Majesty, cheers!"
The two of them went back and forth, facing the bonfire, eating fragrant barbecue, drinking 'fine wine', but they were also very happy, and the smile on their faces almost never disappeared.
Especially when I was slightly drunk, a few girls in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and a few beautiful girls in the Ministry of Industry actually danced around the bonfire.
Although it is the kind of ancient folk dance, the long-sleeved waving, occasionally revealing their slightly drunk faces, has a unique flavor......
Even at the end of drinking, Lin Zifan's tongue was big, and he had the courage to catch the empress's jade hand.
But for some reason, the empress didn't resist, and let Lin Zifan grab her hand and knead it for a while......
Seeing this, Lin Zifan, whose tongue was drunk, smiled, but when he smiled, he instantly felt dizzy, and everyone was ghosted......
"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty...... You're ...... Good looking......"
Lin Zifan got up, wanting to hug the empress, but he stepped out and fell to the ground in an instant......
"Tsk, I thought you could drink more, but it's just ......"
The empress held Lin Zifan in one hand, smiled, and then carried him into the thatched house, of course, she didn't do anything, and soon the empress withdrew......
......
Early in the morning......
"I'll give it a headache......
Lin Zifan rubbed his somewhat dizzy head and woke up from the thatched house.
"What the hell am I ...... Did you drink the broken pieces?"
The head is groggy, nauseous and vomiting, and even accompanied by a splitting headache...... What happened last night? It was blank, I only remember touching the empress's little hand, and hugging the empress......
But what did you do then? I can't remember it at all,!
"Fake wine hurts people!"
Lin Zifan sighed faintly, in order to confirm what he did last night, he groped on himself for a while, and finally found that there was a faint ...... on his chest
"Lipstick prints?"
Lin Zifan was stunned: "Did I wipe it......?"
"Wouldn't it be? Did I get pushed down by the Empress? Or did I break it and don't remember what happened?"
"Nima, don't, this is my first time, this ......"
All sorts of thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant, but the most was remorse.
"Nima, fake wine hurts people!"
At this moment, the system jumped out and sneered.
"You know a fart, salted fish system, lipstick print, do you understand?"
"I !! it"