Ye Yunchao woke up in the early morning, smelled the slightest milky fragrance, shook his right arm, rubbed his eyes, and helplessly found that he had turned into a bed and a pillow. Yuelian Xiaomeimei hugged her left arm, and Lily of the Valley Xiaomeimei was lying on her chest.

This is Yanfu or Shurachang, I wake up like this every day and I feel good, but can you sleep normally? Ye Yunchao very evilly woke up the little beauty of the valley with his little brother, and found that she just rolled to the right with a blushing face, hugged Ye Yunchao's right arm, and continued to sleep.

Ye Yunchao was helpless, saying that, both of them slept on the bed, so who made the breakfast?

Yuelian Xiaomei smiled and rode on Ye Yunchao's body, and said with a smile: "Brother Yunchao, get up, the sun is drying your butt." ”

"I slept lying down with my ass underneath. The sun is on your ass, though. Hey, hurry down, who made the breakfast, it's quite fragrant, it seems that I have a good mouth again. ”

Yuelian Xiaomeimei looked at Lily of the Valley Xiaomeimei who was pretending to be asleep on the side, and snickered. Hearing Ye Yunchao's straight hair, there is always a taste of conspiracy in this kind of laughter, it seems that this love breakfast is made by Lily of the Valley Xiaomeimei. Although I was a little moved, I always felt that something was wrong.

"Yesterday, the time was too tight, I forgot to buy materials, and it was difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. So my sister offered her ugliness and made you a loving breakfast, Brother Yunchao quickly got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face to feel his sister's love. Yuelian Meimei regained her usual smile, the evil kind.

Can you eat this kind of "love" breakfast, is it necessary to laugh so terrifyingly? Ye Yunchao brushed his teeth and washed his face with infinite "expectation", and spent 10 minutes coming to the dining table. When Ye Yunchao saw the fragrant "love" breakfast, he couldn't insert it with a fork a few times, how can this thing be eaten? Ye Yunchao was speechless, what is that thing?

Ye Yunchao carefully observed a few times, and was stunned that he didn't have a clue, and saw Yuelian hiding outside the door with her little head exposed, covering her mouth and giggling there. Ye Yunchao felt that he had been tricked, and gestured his finger at Yuelian and called her over.

Yuelian Xiaomeimei came over very well-behaved, but she still couldn't resist the urge to laugh, and she was convulsing there holding her stomach. Ye Yunchao took her hand, put his arm around her head, asked her to approach the table, pointed to the plate of "love" breakfast and asked, "What is this?"

"Hehe... Oh, love... Breakfast of love. ”

Seeing that the smile couldn't speak clearly, Ye Yunchao was depressed and wanted to hit her PP, and threatened her: "I asked you what kind of thing this is, if you don't want PP to suffer, just say it." ”

Yuelian was shocked, and was a little serious, "This plate of love breakfast is a steaming soup, didn't you find out Brother Yunchao?"

Ye Yunchao laughed, laughed, staring at the plate of black, steaming solid, something that couldn't even be inserted into a fork, you tell me this thing is soup? Ye Yunchao was happy. grabbed Yuelian on the spot, pulled it to her thigh, and slapped her round PP with her right hand mercilessly.

"Lao Tzu didn't eat this morning, Lao Tzu eats you, sincerely tease me. ”

"Brother Yunchao's life, it was my sister's doing, it's none of my business, it's really soup. ”

"It's soup, right, it's not honest, it's not honest, I'm picking up my pants and beating it. ”

"It's really soup, I don't believe you ask my sister to go. ”

"Then you tell this plate of 'soup' what it's made of. ”

"Ice cream and milk. ”

Ye Yunchao was completely dumbfounded, how good does it take to make a soup made of ice cream and milk? Ye Yunchao couldn't imagine what terrible thing Lily of the Valley did in the kitchen before she got up.

Ye Yunchao drank a bottle of milk very depressed, glared at Yuelian, who was aggrieved and a little smiling, and came to the classroom with Lily of the Valley, who did something wrong. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Li Rui running over.

Li Rui pulled Ye Yunchao aside and whispered, "Brother Superman, how was last night?"

Ye Yunchao thought of what happened to him, his younger brother and his sworn friend in Shanghai, although the matter was finally resolved smoothly, but there was always that lump in his heart. He sighed and said, "Very upset." ”

Li Rui looked at Ye Yunchao, or stared at him, "Brother Superman, did you take a shower in the morning?"

"No, yesterday the air conditioner was on all day, it was so cold that I almost had to cover the quilt, and I didn't sweat, so there was no need to get up early in the morning to take a shower. Anyway, why do you ask this? "I was baffled by Li Rui's question.

"There's a smell in you. ”

Ye Yun was shocked, he fell asleep last night, he didn't know what happened, but in the morning, he was really lying on a big bed with two beauties, and it was normal to have a little fragrance on his body, "You are wrong, I ate ice cream last night, and I drank milk this morning, it is the taste of ice cream and milk." ”

Li Rui stared at Ye Yunchao suspiciously and said, "In addition to the taste of ice cream, there is another taste, the smell of pervert." ”

"You're wrong, I'm pure, really. ”

"Who were you with last night with the two cuties (sleeping, softly, the very faint sound that seems to be heard and can't be heard)?"

"It's class! It's class! I'll talk about it after class. ”

Li Rui watched the beautiful teacher come over, and let go of Ye Yunchao, "Don't open the topic, an answer, something that takes less than three seconds, is it necessary to be mysterious? Hurry up, otherwise it will !!!!!!."

Looking at Li Rui's long voice, Ye Yunchao's heart was furious, after yesterday's incident, he also knew Li Rui's ability. Although I can't say that I'm afraid, if I don't say it, it seems that I have a lot of trouble.

"Otherwise, what?"

Li Rui jumped like a boxer, his hands pinched the knuckles of his four fingers, and the sound of broken bones hit Ye Yunchao like a heavy blow, with his evil silver smile, Ye Yunchao could already imagine what a terrifying way he would torture himself.

"If you don't cooperate well, I will work with the members of the Discipline Committee to bully you, wow!!"

At this time, without waiting for Ye Yunchao to feel Li Rui's ruthless betrayal, the crazy woman ran in front of Ye Yunchao. Anyway, what's the name of this thing?,There's no other meaning.,It's not asking for QQ for a mobile phone number.,It's just that the crazy woman always feels sorry for her appearance.,Big,Haven't you thought about her name yet?(Big:"The name has been thought of a long time ago.,Do you want to have a shot with her.,But you better deal with your current disaster first.") Wow Ka Ka Ka ")

The "crazy" discipline inspection committee member stared at Ye Yunchao and said, "Did you write the 5,000-word review that you wrote yesterday?

Ye Yunchao was really unhappy looking at the crazy woman, and was thinking of how to fix her, his eyes gurgled. Turning his posture, he said in a low voice: "'Crazy'... Sister of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I was wrong, please forgive me a little time, I will leave it to you in the next class, there are still some deep reflections that have not been written, I will make up a little more, in fact, I did something hurtful yesterday. Please let me continue to reflect deeply, please. ”

Seeing Ye Yunchao's low voice, the crazy woman was also a little deflated by yesterday's incident, but she still pretended to be vicious and said to him: "Hmph, don't get close to me, 5,000 words can't be missing, seeing that you are still honest, I will be merciful and forgive you a little time, if you can't write in class, the teacher will be very troubled." Also, I have a name, my name is Yin Zhaoxue, don't call me a member of the Discipline Commission, why is it so awkward to call it out of your mouth. ”

"Thank you, thank you!!" Ye Yunchao looked at her and turned around, gestured at her a few times, and said with a lewd smile: "Xiaoxiang, just your IQ is playing with me, a person who has lived for half a lifetime, you are still tender, see how I fix you." ”

Li Rui leaned next to Ye Yunchao and bit his ear, "Look at you like that, it seems that there is something interesting again, 5000 words, how do you write, are you typing so fast?"

Ye Yunchao kicked over, "Get out, you traitor." ”

"Okay, I'll get out, I'll get out, haha. ”

Ye Yunchao looked at Li Rui's cheap appearance and wanted to kick him again. Then he explained a few words to Yuelian, and then stared at the teacher seriously, and waited until the class was over, thirteen points of listening carefully, twelve points of taking notes seriously, and one point of wandering, his eyes looked at the members of the Wind Discipline Committee, and the silver smile on his face did not decrease but increased.

When the class was about to end, Yuelian Xiaomei smiled and handed a document to Ye Yunchao, Ye Yunchao used the light screen keyboard on the desk to write hard, not knowing how to get some of the above things on it. Yin Zhaoxue looked at his diligent appearance, nodded secretly, didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to listen.

When there were still three minutes before the end of class, Ye Yunchao handed the document to Li Rui in the back, "Do you see if there is anything that needs to be revised on it? ”

In less than ten seconds, Li Ruichan's face was red, the roots of his face burst out, he was holding his stomach and twitching, and his unbearable laughter was covered by his mouth, making a sound similar to fart.

"Your fart is not holding back, it stinks. After speaking, Ye Yunchao still pinched his nose and waved his right hand, as if to drive away the invisible and unsmellable stench.

"Heh... Scold.. You... You... No... Yes... It's true... Put this... This one... Just give it to her, right?" Li Rui couldn't breathe with a smile, tears burst into tears, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"Of course not, you think I'm stupid, in revenge for your betrayal, I want you to hand it over to her personally. Ye Yunchao smiled as always, the two of them smirked together, full of embarrassment.

The beautiful teacher looked at Ye Yunchao and turned to his back, holding a "document" in his hand, so she didn't say anything, but when she saw Li Rui's red face and obvious tears, she found that things were not so simple. said to the two people: "Ye Yunchao, what's wrong with Li Rui?"

Li Rui instantly jumped up, stretched out his right hand and said, "Teacher, classmate Ye Yunchao... He... Teacher: I'm not feeling well, and I want to go to the health room to take a break. ”

Ye Yunchao said secretly: "Nima, it's so cunning. ”

The beautiful teacher looked at Li Rui like that, looked at the time, and said to him: "Class is about to end, you hold on a little." ”

Ye Yunchao clapped his hands and applauded, "Beautiful teacher, good job, you can't escape, wow." ”

Waiting for the teacher to turn around, Li Rui said to Ye Yunchao: "The Discipline Inspector is not so angry anymore when he looks at your low body, in fact, she is arrogant, you don't need to keep teasing her." Ye Yunchao ignored what Li Rui said, turned around and studied seriously.

"Forget it, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, you kid will wait to die. ”

After class, Li Rui took the document and handed it to Yin Zhaoxue, then covered his mouth and burst into tears, and Ye Yunchao quickly left the classroom with a silver smile on his face.