33. A bit of an accent
Temple Street Thirteen Less: Pictures
Hongsao beef noodles: "The fat man is mighty, this picture is decorated, add some neon words, and it can become a new cover." ”
One day is one day: "Fatty, did you call your sister-in-law?"
Guanzhong prawns: "......"
Red Sao Beef Noodles: Pictures
This is a screenshot of the circle of friends, Lin Yuan's group photo in the circle of friends, there are already many people commenting below, most of them are asking who this person is, of course, some people are pretending.
And one of them made a more eye-catching comment -
Qin Shuang: Isn't this ****? Is she making a new film there?
Hongsao beef noodles: "Qin Shuang turned out to be a fellow practitioner, and she actually came out at a glance." ”
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Yes, I can't see it, I will have the opportunity to ask her for a license plate in the future!"
Guanzhong prawn: "What license plate do you want, is she from the DMV?"
In the group, the other three instantly issued various expressions and words of contempt.
Guanzhong prawns: "Get down to business, fatty, haven't you chosen yet?"
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "No, how about this mountain opening knife?"
Temple Street Thirteen Less: Pictures
Guanzhong prawns: "It is very necessary to use the mountain knife in the jungle march, but you go to the island to survive, it is not so suitable to bring the mountain knife, the knife body is too long, it is inconvenient to use, the general length of the choice of 20-25cm is more appropriate, too small to build shelter, cutting wooden spears and other work is inadequate, too long to make traps and other more delicate work is not easy to use, thickness of about 3-5mm is enough. ”
Guanzhong prawns: "Survival knives do not need particularly high hardness, very hard knives, it is very good to play in the city, after all, the vast majority of people in the city to take a knife, that is, to open the package, cut fruit or something, but the hardness is too high, the toughness will become worse, when it is used outdoors vigorously, it is easy to cause broken tips and collapses, but the tip of the knife with low hardness is bent and straightened, and it can be used improvised. Roll the blade, find a piece of big bluestone dipped in water and grind a few times and sharp, the hardness is too high, once the collapse is broken, the function of the whole knife will be greatly affected, and it cannot be repaired in the field, once the knife with high hardness is blunt, it is also very laborious to grind. ”
Guanzhong prawns: "Therefore, the choice of high-carbon steel survival knife, stainless steel is not suitable!"
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Prawns, you can copy the previous words, I won't look at it anyway, you just send a sentence, choose a knife with a thickness of 20-25cm, a thickness of 3-5mm, and a material of high-carbon steel." ”
One day is one day: "That's it, send a bunch of words, I still have to watch it for a long time, wait a minute, fat man, isn't the person in front of you Qin Moyu?"
In Lin Yuanfa's photo of the mountain opening knife, Qin Moyu happened to be in it, although it was only a side face, Xu Hao still recognized it.
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Qin Moyu? This name is so familiar, where have you heard it, who is it?"
A day is a day: "......"
At this time, a small bubble appeared on the mobile phone screen: "Master, is Qin Moyu by your side?" Hurry up and take a group photo, Qin Moyu is much stronger than the island woman you photographed, and she has a lot of face!!"
Hongsao beef noodles: "Qin Moyu is a female star, let's take a group photo when I meet it, compared to it, it is still **** more important." ”
Guanzhong prawns: "You perverts, you know ****, don't you know how popular Qin Moyu is?"
Hongsao beef noodles: "I don't know!"
Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "I don't know!"
One day is one day: "If you talk about talent, Qin Moyu is one of the best among many stars, but the entertainment industry doesn't pay attention to talent, she has been popular for a while, but she can't be regarded as popular, and her route is destined not to be popular for too long, and she doesn't hype, but she doesn't care about this herself, I heard that she has a strong father." ”
Hongsao beef noodles: "Godfather?"
One day is one day: "No, it's my father." ”
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "So that's the case, I still know the entertainment industry better every day, and the size is also a popular star, I went to ask for a group photo." ”
Hongsao beef noodles: "Hurry up! Shoot well, I'll pretend to be a force." ”
Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "How do you pretend? It's not your group photo." ”
Hongsao beef noodles: "My brother can pretend to be forced, of course I can also be a little forced." ”
Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "......"
So, Lin Yuan ran over and lied that he was a fan and wanted to take a photo with Qin Moyu, but Qin Moyu refused, the reason was-
"Take a photo with you, I have to be very close to you, men and women can't kiss!"
Then, Qin Moyu left.
"Haha, fatty, don't you understand, do you want me to translate it for you, Goddess Qin is saying, your size is too big, and it is too difficult to be in the same frame with you, so you don't need to be in the same frame with you. The little anchor laughed unscrupulously.
"Oh, too. ”
Lin Yuan thought about it, but he didn't care too much, where would he think about it, it was because he ignored her before, ran to take a photo with the woman of the island country, and now he ran over and said that he was her fan, and no one believed it.
"Forget it, if you don't have it, you won't have it, buy a knife, boss, why are these things old?" Lin Yuan suddenly found that there was a place with many tools, but they seemed to be old, so he went to ask the boss.
The boss didn't answer him because—
"I almost forgot, I should say Yangwen, boss, why are these things old?"
"Fatty, do you think that speaking Chinese in the tone of a foreign devil is a foreign language?" The little anchor was a little speechless.
Lin Yuan found out about his problem, so he bravely admitted: "Oh, I'm sorry, my accent is a bit heavy. ”
"It's not an accent issue, okay?"
"Isn't it? So, Lin Yuan said a foreign language, which was indeed accented, but the boss understood it and talked to him.
After some conversations, Lin Yuan understood that it turned out that these were second-hand goods eliminated by some islanders, and he could rent or sell them, so Lin Yuan decided to rent them.
Why rent?
It's very simple, he just uses it for a while, even if he wants to collect it, there is no way to bring it back, you try to bring a controlled knife back to China to see, or take a plane back.
So, he went over to choose a tool, at this time, the little anchor wanted him to take a diving goggle or something, and also suggested a speargun or something, but Lin Yuan chose a survival knife, just in case.
"Why do you choose a jungle knife, I have this. The little anchor said.
"I know you have, but that's what you have. Lin Yuan said lightly.
"What do you mean by that, didn't we say that we would team up together? Do you regret it?" The little anchor was a little angry, was this teasing himself? Do you want to turn off the camera and go up to fight?
"No, I don't. ”
"What jungle knife did you choose?"
"I said, I didn't agree with you to team up together, you said it. ”
“......”
Lin Yuan continued: "There is another point, do you think your platform will let us form a team? There must be a limit, otherwise there are twenty of us together, what is it called survival on an isolated island." ”
“......”
Lin Yuan continued: "Taking a step back, it is also beneficial to have an extra jungle knife, a necessary tool like a jungle knife must be of a lot of use, if two people want to use it at the same time, you can't break the knife in half." ”
The little anchor fell into deep thought, he also felt that Lin Yuan's dead fat house was right, anyway, it was just a tool, with his strong physical fitness, even if he only relied on his own equipment, it was enough to survive for a month.
"It's still the fat man who is thoughtful, and you just follow the fat man. ”
"That's right, that's right, the fat man asked you to go east, and you went west - that's not okay!"
“......”