Chapter 1 College Chapter 95 Scaring people
Two men who claimed that it was difficult to be a man followed behind the two girls, but Li Rui and Ye Yunchao were blown away by Yin Zhaoxue.
Originally, it was the responsibility of a boyfriend to wake up his girlfriend, but Ye Yunchao thought so anyway. Li Rui was driven away, Ye Yunchao felt that it was normal, but considering that the girl in Lily of the Valley was still a little embarrassed in front of an upright young man, there was no need for Ye Yunchao to deliberately follow him.
Looking at the gorilla who didn't wake up in the corridor, Ye Yunchao didn't know what to do for a while, the time it took for a girl to get up and dress up was unimaginable.
When she was still in school, the girl from Lily of the Valley could be said to get up late. Qin Xiaoyin's girl gets up every day to go for a morning run, although her physical fitness has reached that point, and ordinary morning jogging has no special effect, but it is still reasonable to do a moderate amount of exercise to maintain her figure. She had to take a shower after a morning run, so she was basically the first to get up.
Although I don't have to make breakfast, the thing of buying breakfast every day is basically done by Yuelian's girl. After knowing that the girl was not a household assistant, the girl was still very happy to offer Ye Yunchao the so-called love breakfast. And, after doing all these things, I basically spent the rest of my time locking myself in my room and dressing up.
And the girl of Lily of the Valley doesn't know what's going on, she seems to be able to sleep very well, even if she doesn't sleep with herself, she will sleep very late, and I don't see her dress herself up every day. Although sometimes Ye Yunchao will tease her for being a wild girl who can't dress up, but Lily of the Valley's counterattack made Ye Yunchao speechless, and he didn't know whether it was narcissism or self-confidence, that guy actually said that he was born beautiful, and he looked better than those who dressed himself up with heavy makeup and flowers.
Although it sounds too arrogant, Ye Yunchao is really hard to refute. Although what the girl said was the truth, Ye Yunchao pointed out that she was lazy but was retorted by her, and she was a little angry.
What made Ye Yunchao a little puzzled was that the girl seemed to be a little fat now, although her belly was not swollen, it was a little bulging, and sometimes she would retch for no reason. People who don't know still think that they have made her belly bigger, which makes Ye Yunchao speechless.
Not to mention who got up the earliest in the family, but the lily of the valley was indeed the latest. As long as there is a holiday, Lily of the Valley will have nothing to do with Ye Yunchao, who is used to being at home, and will dress herself up a little, and it will take an hour or two to dress up.
It's the time when classes are closed, and it's summer vacation entirely. Although there is no need to dress yourself up so beautiful at the beach, but girls, Ye Yunchao is still speechless and tolerant.
The stupid orangutan next to him who hadn't woken up didn't know where to take out a pack of 1916, and after opening it, he handed it to Ye Yunchao.
Ye Yunchao is not addicted to smoking, and there are still a bunch of cigars sent by Ye Wenbin at home, and there are many good cigarettes.
But when I got on the plane for security, I threw all the lighters on my body on the hillside of a large basket of lighters. After getting off the plane, I didn't think to buy it, so I didn't smoke all the time, but I didn't expect Li Rui to be ready for a long time.
I haven't seen Li Rui smoke anything, but I didn't expect this guy to be a hidden addict.
"I didn't expect our Great Love Saint to have such a day, if you grow a beard, then you will really be a defeated rooster. β
"you, it's not your kid's ghost, you guys are sprinkling dog food next to me, it's strange if I don't take the opportunity to soak one and I'm not killed by dog food." β
"I'll go, you ran over to be a light bulb yourself, okay, do you blame me?"
"Don't worry about the details, just have fun. β
Hearing Li Rui want to fool the past like this, Ye Yunchao also knew that this guy must have something to hide from him, and he would not debunk it. After lighting the cigarette, he took a hard puff, I have to say that Ye Yunchao still likes his Celestial Dynasty's burnt cigarettes, and he thinks that raw tobacco such as cigars is a mixed type, and he feels unaccustomed to smoking it.
Seeing the door of Lily of the Valley open, Ye Yunchao knew that they were about to come out. Since Li Rui was smoking for himself and had his back to the door, he didn't see what was going on. Ye Yunchao's eyes rolled, and as soon as his mind moved, he casually piled up Li Rui and said: "By the way, what is the situation with that beautiful woman in your family, didn't you say that the two subjects she took in school were not mentally handicapped subjects that she could never hang on?"
"Damn, I didn't say that, but it's not bad, it's not mentally retarded, and I really can't hang those two subjects. The fact that she was able to hang up those two subjects didn't mean that she was mentally retarded, but that she was too brainless. As for why there was no exam, I don't know. But the grandfather is the dean of the college, and you don't necessarily know that they go through the back door. β
"Hahahaha......"
Seeing Ye Yunchao laughing like this, Li Rui also smiled heartily, and then took a puff of cigarette. However, before the cigarette could be spit out, someone slapped him on the shoulder, which made him choke out tears, and his throat was bitter and spicy.
was disturbed like this, Li Rui was not happy at that time, and turned around and scolded.
"Who TM shoots blindly, looking for death...... That, beauty, morning. β
After speaking, Li Rui turned around and glared at Ye Yunchao viciously, as if to say, "You kid is cheating again", and then turned around and smiled at Yin Zhaoxue with a flattering face.
"Oh, morning, but I seem to have heard someone say I'm mentally retarded, and I'm coming through the back door. β
"Delusion, that must be an illusion. Li Rui said with a wry smile, it's over, everything that should be heard and what shouldn't be heard has been heard by her. Brother Superman, this guy looks harmless to humans and animals, it turns out that he is so ruthless in pit people, Li Rui wants to die.
"Yes, I've had breakfast, but I don't think you seem to be awake yet. β
Hearing Yin Zhaoxue say this, Li Rui was a little confused, but he always felt that the situation was not good, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.
"Well, yes, I haven't woken up yet. β
"Then you go to sleep, by the way, eat all of them to help you fall asleep earlier. β
I saw Yin Zhaoxue take out a bottle from her pocket, although she didn't see the front clearly, but Li Rui knew what it was just from the appearance of the bottle.
"Nima, a bottle of sleeping pills, it's not a joke, it's going to die", Li Rui was scared into a cold sweat.
"Beauty, this, this thing is not a good thing, eating too much will kill you. β
"It's okay, when you roll your eyes and vomit foam, I'll send you to the hospital to make sure you don't die. β
β......β
Hearing Yin Zhaoxue say this, Li Rui was almost so frightened that he kicked his legs directly, and Ye Yunchao was also taken aback, and said in his heart: "Nima, it's so ruthless." β
No matter how you say it, this joke is too big, Ye Yunchao was just about to stop it, but he didn't expect the academy princess on the side to push it and fan the flames over there.
"Li Rui, your girlfriend is kind enough to help you, so you can eat. β
"I'll go, what the hell, the Xue'er I know is not like this." Ye Yunchao was also stunned for a while, and after Li Rui and Ye Yunchao glanced at each other, they unscrewed the lid open, and fell down with their heads tilted, followed by a "crunch" sound.
"Well, it's delicious. β
"I'll go, you guy is crazy, hurry up and spit it out. β
"It's okay, it's really delicious, why don't you try it too?"
β......β
"If you don't eat it, I'll eat it. β
Seeing Li Rui eat sleeping pills as jelly beans, Ye Yunchao finally came to his senses and was stunned again, and glanced at Qin Xiaoyin. Qin Xiaoyin shook her head with a smile, walked over to Ye Yunchao's ear and said, "It's filled with white chocolate beans, no matter how you eat it, you won't die." However, no matter how much Li Rui is said, it is too much, and Yin Zhaoxue is just a slight punishment. β
"This is a small punishment, I am almost scared to death. Ye Yunchao patted his chest, stabilized his throbbing heart a little, leaned over and said to Qin Xiaoyin.
"Who told you to cheat him again, maybe he was really scared just now, but then he deliberately scared you. I don't want to think about it, how can anyone eat sleeping pills as jelly beans, you are so stupid. β
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